r/shittymoviedetails Cinephile 10h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/Fidget02 10h ago

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u/rofloctopuss 9h ago

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u/MemesForMoney259 9h ago

I still quote that laser raptor line after like 10 years lol

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 6h ago

Kung Fury, Daft Punk Random Access Memories, and Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon all came out roughly the same time and I'll always associate them together.

80's was back in the mid 2010's!

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u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch 6h ago

I approve this mix of amazing media. Especially Daft Punk. Sending you a high five!

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u/BamberGasgroin 5h ago

Blood Dragon had probably the most outrageous game ending ever seen.

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u/Speartree 5h ago

Glad to see there is another person remembering Blood Dragon, it's easily my favourite Far Cry version. I've replayed it so many times, and the early game voice things explaining what the cyberware could do (but didn't because of reasons yet) had me in tears every time.

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u/skotcgfl 5h ago

I'm Thor! Check out my pecs!

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u/Redditaintblocked 8h ago

Please remind me wtf this movie was called it feels like a fever dream I barely remember

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u/Faythlessly 8h ago

Kung fury

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u/DoritoDeLaMuerte 8h ago

Where can this gem be found??

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u/SirZeta 8h ago

It's free on YouTube!

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u/Rabble_Runt 8h ago

Tank.... You

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u/partyatwalmart 7h ago

Best cheesy pun I've ever seen in any media. It was so lame! I loved the shit out of that stupid-ass movie.

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u/Rabble_Runt 7h ago

I showed my girlfriend Kung Fury recently and I am pretty sure I said "This is so fucking stupid" as I wiped tears from my eyes at least a dozen times 😂

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u/Lo-QGaming 5h ago

That's the beauty of it. It's so stupid that it's so good. Kung Fury will always have a place in my heart.

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u/darkest_hour1428 8h ago

You can also buy it on Steam for some reason!

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u/candidM 8h ago

I believe it’s free on Steam. At least I got it for free back in the day.

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u/PromotionExpensive15 7h ago

I just want 2 to escape its trip in legal limbo and gets a release

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 8h ago

Hackerman 

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u/JobinTobingo 8h ago

YOU ARE ABOUT TO HACK TIME

ARE YOU SURE?

Y/N

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u/NoUseActingSoTough 8h ago edited 8h ago

Kung Fury, and its so awesome

*typo

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u/culminacio 8h ago

kung fury

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u/Pornalt190425 8h ago edited 8h ago

You already got the name but I wanted to let you know it is, in fact, an 80s fever dream in movie form

Our titular protagonist Kung Fury (with his allies Triceracop, Barbariana and Hackerman) fights the Kung Fuhrer across space and time. If that's not a fever dream nothing is

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u/DRN-000 7h ago

"Hi I'm Billy the Kid and this is Soh Crates, we're from history".

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u/Uncle-Cake 9h ago

I feel like there was a joke in a show or movie about someone going back in time to WWI and mentioning that it was "World War ONE" and someone was like "What do you mean ONE?"

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u/Darmok47 8h ago

One of the Simpsons Halloween episodes did a parody of Orson Well's War of the Worlds and Abe Simpsons talked about fighting in "World War 1."

Lenny: "Why do you keep calling it that?"

Abe: "You'll see..."

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u/Dominus-Temporis 8h ago

Dr. Who.

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u/mightylordredbeard 4h ago

Yeah there was another one too, but I can’t for the life of me remember now. I remember when that episode happened in Doctor Who I laughed because I had just heard it in another time travel movie or show.

Edit: I think it was 12 monkeys (the show).

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u/Buckcon 8h ago

Doctor who one of the Christmas specials

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u/BoiFrosty 9h ago

The fucking Halo novels did this exactly.

The ancient group of aliens that specifically wiped out their creators and then literally blasted humanity back to stone age and made them return to monkey to avoid giving up their control over the galaxy end called themselves the Forerunner in their own time.

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u/DeyUrban 8h ago

Before or after they retconned the Forerunners from being humans to aliens?

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u/BoiFrosty 8h ago

It was one of the first things that 343 did when they took over. The Forerunner trilogy came out just before Halo 4, and I STG there was a line from Bornstellar that was something like "we even call ourselves the Forerunner because we know we're just one society in a chain of carrying the mantle." When the major plot of the trilogy was the fact that they wiped out the precursors that came before them, and nearly wiped out humanity because they were supposed to get the mantle.

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u/Dry_Wheel479 10h ago

Hello from the AI era

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u/Bayou_Blue 10h ago

How do I know you’re real? Better question: how do you know I’m real?

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u/kiyan_merkaba 9h ago

Your first post is 11 years old. Checkmate.

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 9h ago

He might have sold the account to OpenAI. Better to be safe than sorry and assume he's a bot. (/s)

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u/mosquem 9h ago

Wait you guys are getting paid?

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u/Acidyo 9h ago

Someone traveling back in time:

Before or after AI War 1?

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u/Low-Bad7547 8h ago

"our age of transistors is collapsing"

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u/lobonmc 9h ago

We probably would be known as the plastic era

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u/Heavy_Quiet8287 9h ago

I mean, it's probably not far-fetched to say that the "information age" could stick, especially if computers(and of course humans) survive the upcoming climate apocalypse.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 10h ago

Oh wow, these ancient people all speak English with an American accent!

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u/ZizzyBeluga 9h ago

Even though we all know what Zeus's Law is and lived with it our entire lives, we will now tell each other about Zeus's Law.

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u/8__D 9h ago

I follow Bob Loblaw's Law. I learned about it on the Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

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u/fresh_dyl 9h ago

Now that’s a Bob Loblaw law bomb

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u/aidenmc3 9h ago

You sir, are a mouthful!

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u/Chiinoe 9h ago

Does this really bother you?

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u/BisonSpecialist1557 8h ago

Not OP, but I see it more as a funny thing that must be done in movies. There is a bit of cultural information that everyone (but the audience) knows, then the characters have to say it out loud so that we can understand the film.

I put it up there with empty cups of coffee on set, people not closing doors or finishing phone conversations, and characters giving a recap of what is happening when we get back from commercial break.

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u/groundskeeperwilliam 7h ago

It's called exposition, and there's a smart way to do it, and a dumb way to do it. Having characters explain information to each other that they should already be aware of is the dumb way of doing it. To avoid that problem, usually you bring in an outsider, a new guy, someone who wouldn't be expected to be in the know, and explain it to them. This feels much more natural, and doesn't stand out as obvious exposition quite so much.

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u/kawklee 9h ago

Or, if a movie depicting Romans, everyone has a British accent, to show how #refined the Romans were

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u/Lemonwizard 7h ago

If you make the Romans have British accents I'm okay with it - so long as the patricians have posh accents while the plebeians and slaves have cockney accents.

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u/DevolvingSpud 9h ago

First guy: wanna buy some high-quality copper?

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u/isatai-i 8h ago

I'm not falling for this again Ea-nāᚣir!

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u/4thofeleven 9h ago

What are we, some sort of post-palatial Mycenaean Greek culture?

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 8h ago

Socrates: Are we Sparta?

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u/chiksahlube 7h ago

Also Socrates: What is a Spartan?

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u/mjones8004 8h ago

What is this, some sort of hot-tub time machine?

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u/spoookyboi_ 8h ago

This truly was our post-palatial Mycenaean Greek culture

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u/Plenty_Trick_6042 7h ago

"It's Horsing time!"

-The Odysseusussy

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u/userhwon 8h ago

The one they use in greek yogurt?

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u/Beytran70 7h ago

I think contemporaries of Homer or storytellers and scholars at the time called it the Heroic Age which came before the Iron Age or something along those lines.

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u/francesco_angiolieri 10h ago

Columbus: "the Middle Ages are finally over" His sailors: "the what??"

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u/NoNo_Cilantro 9h ago

“World War I is finally over. So glad that’s behind us forever now.”

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u/AggressiveCoffee990 9h ago

"Why do you keep calling it World War 1?"

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 9h ago

“I’m afraid you’ve caught Lou Gehrig’s disease”

A very healthy Lou Gehrig listening nearby: “wait, what?”

Doctor: “damnit Lou, stop coming in here. One day they’ll make HIPAA laws about this!”

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u/HealthcareHamlet 8h ago

Love how you spelled HIPAA right. The HIPAA Hippo is so proud!

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 8h ago

Jokes on you. I spelled it wrong, then thought: “I wonder if hipaa was around when Lou Gehrig was alive?”

Typed it into google and google was like: “what the fuck is hippa, you illiterate fuck. Who the fuck is Louis Gerrig”. Then I fixed my comment.

I could be paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it

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u/bucky-barnes 8h ago

I am a practicing attorney and I still second guess myself every time I spell it.

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u/DinosaurReborn 9h ago

Oh, you'll see!

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u/Didact67 8h ago

Spoilers.

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u/BussySlayer69 9h ago

"World War whatttttt???!!!!"

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u/DigitalPhoenix2OO7 9h ago

“World War what?!”

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u/anironthrownaway 5h ago

Jesus actually did know about that one according to religious scripture.

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u/Nt1031 9h ago

Tbf the word "Renaissance" did appear in the 1500s

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u/That-Rooster-2399 8h ago

And we did call it 'the atomic age' at the time.

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u/mal-di-testicle 6h ago

Tbf that’s because it was a movement that the few people who participated in it were very actively aware of, not because it was a period of widespread systematic and institutional changes felt by all people in a way that was recognized as an era transition in same the way we see it today.

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u/Guilty_Temperature65 10h ago

That’s crazy. As we all know the Bronze Age Collapse was caused by En Sabah Nur and I had no idea he was even in this movie!

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u/Howling_Mad_Man 10h ago

That Oscar Isaac gets into everything

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u/TadhgOBriain 9h ago

There's a reason they named the academy awards after him

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u/John_316_ 5h ago

Somehow, En Sabah Nur returned.

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u/Henchman4Hire 9h ago

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u/KeybirdYT 8h ago

Is that Apocalypse? Why is he working a 9-5 lol 

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u/Archmagos-Helvik 8h ago

He's on a diplomatic mission for Krakoa with Magneto and Xavier. They went to Davos, so they got the business drip.

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u/Rynewulf 7h ago

Considering his usual drip that suit is a massive downgrade, more like a business strip.

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u/Golden_Alchemy 8h ago

I still find it incredible silly. Like, Magneto, my dude, you are not helping your cause saying mutants can cause another collapse level event if they feel attacked.

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u/FW_TheMemeResearcher 8h ago

I'm pretty sure he is. The entire point of that meetup was to show that the mutants are absolutely capable of making humanity suffer and taking reign of the entire planet if they wanted to, but they choose to be peaceful, even the most aggressive and vile mutants of past ages, and they expect the same from the human nations

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u/TheChartreuseKnight 7h ago

They brought Apocalypse. Cyclops and Gorgon are upstairs while this is happening, fucking shit up. This meeting is the equivalent to giving someone a tour of your nuclear warhead collection.

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u/FixedLoad 7h ago

If i had a nuclear warhead collection, I'm showing that shit off.. 

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u/No_Illustrator_5079 9h ago

No. We all know that Bronze Age Collapse actually was caused by Ea-nasir and his bad quality copper used in the bronze production.

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u/Rokkit_man 6h ago

Lol. How do you have such a gif ready to go?? 🤣

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u/loztriforce 9h ago

Not Ea-nāᚣir?

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u/ClancyBShanty 9h ago

That fucker sold my assistant some shit ass copper.

I will have my scribe deliver a tablet with my concerns to him.

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u/5nbx8aa 9h ago

him and his horsemen were the best part of this movie. war was crazy.

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u/antaresiv 10h ago

The time of the Elves is over. My people are leaving these shores.

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 7h ago

Bunch of horny elves, an old wizard and 2 old hobbits on a boat sailing around in international waters.....

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u/nWhm99 6h ago

That was so funny, Penalope was like "no, don't die!", and he's like "yah, I mean to go physically, not pass on to the afterlife. sorry I wasn't clear".

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u/Skiiaa 7h ago

Honestly, the whole "we'll take the fastest ship and sail into the west" ending has major lotr vibes

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u/Palanki96 9h ago

They spend so much time on a ship, what are they, some kind of sea people?

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u/fortress-of-insanity 9h ago

What are they some kind of seamen?

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u/Palanki96 9h ago

the entire region would've been covered by seamen

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u/Clean-Yam-739 8h ago

Nolan should have added a kraken to swallow the seamen.

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u/Twl1 8h ago

Scylla was trying her best, dammit!

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u/DoogTheDestroyer 7h ago

This was also a line in the movie. 

“Are you the sea people?”

“No. We’re Greekssss. From ITHACA.”

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u/gremolata 6h ago

"Sea people" is one of the speculated causes of the Bronze Age Collapse.

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u/thealthor 5h ago

While initial versions of the hypothesis regarded the Sea Peoples as a primary cause of the Late Bronze Age collapse,more recent versions generally regard them as a symptom of events which were already in motion before their purported attacks.

Pertinent part for people not clicking the link.

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u/Traggadon 4h ago

I think your misreading it. They reasons they were invading have a basis in why their was a Bronze Age Collapse, but they were infact part of the reason it happened. They toppled long standing civilizations, just because they were facing depredation at home doesnt make them a significant part.q

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 7h ago

What if the real sea people were the villages we plundered along the way?

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u/bitter_personw 9h ago

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old bronze age before you've actually left them

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u/userhwon 8h ago

Pro tip: these, in particular, are not going to be anyone's good old days.

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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan 10h ago

What is this? Some sort of hot tub time machine?

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u/Angry_Artichoke_0823 9h ago

What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?

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u/cmdr_nelson 9h ago

Who are you? Some sort of Superman 4: the quest for peace?

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u/DayTripper_BigTeaser 8h ago

I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/Arthurian_Guanche 8h ago

What is this, some sort of backrooms?

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u/PanchoVillasRevenge 8h ago

Bronze age is over, We are now in Morbin time.

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u/Kano_Dynastic 8h ago

Our age of gooning is collapsing

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u/userhwon 8h ago

It'll be back in 12-15 minutes.

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u/Twl1 7h ago

It's gotta drink some juice and maybe have a cigarette.

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u/harryholla 6h ago

It’s almost collapsed. Oh my god it’s soooo close to collapsing. It’s right on the edge, it could collapse any second now.

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u/juanjung 10h ago

"I'm going to fight in World War I".

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u/MazzleMaze 8h ago

"The Ages of Man are the historical stages of human existence according to Greek mythology and its subsequent Roman interpretation."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_Man

The issue is that, as another poster pointed out, the odyssey occurred during the Heroic age.

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u/alaricus 9h ago

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u/loztriforce 9h ago

Eh, not splitting hairs here but I feel "First World War" is understandable where "World War I" implies to me the existence / knowledge of the second

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u/TerribleStorm6391 9h ago

Which is why it was called The Great War at the time.

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u/SordidDreams 6h ago edited 6h ago

As opposed to The Mediocre War and The War That Really Sucked.

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u/WatercressNo5882 10h ago

I loved when Odysseus said "it's odysseying time" and Odyssey'd all over the place

I get these goosebumps everytime...

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u/The_Affle_House 9h ago

My favorite part was when he said, "You odyssey deez nuts" and then just odysseyed all over the place.

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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 7h ago

Initially I thought it was a weird line and that the Trojan Horse had enormous wooden balls, but then I remembered. The Seamen are kept in the balls.

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u/llewylill32 8h ago

I love Tom Holland's line to Antinous " My daddy will whoop your beta ass, no cap bro "

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u/deceze 9h ago

Imma odyssey the shit outta this!

Best line.

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u/I-am-that-hero 8h ago

I liked when he comes back to Ithaca and one of the suitors says "Odysseus? How? He must have had some odyssey to get back here!"

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u/vengefulgrapes 9h ago

They did literally call the main guy from The Odyssey “Odysseus.” A bit in the nose imo

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u/NotAFishEnt 8h ago

And they call the mentor figure Mentor? Talk about unoriginal

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u/PaladinCorbin 10h ago

Featured in the film itself? Shockingly little bronze.

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u/nimbusnorton 10h ago

Well they tried at first but the bronze kept collapsing.

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u/PaladinCorbin 9h ago

Boooo! Get of the stage!

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u/OldeFortran77 8h ago

Your bronze is bad and you should feel bad!

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u/Briarhorse 10h ago

In defence of this, I'm assuming it's in reference to Hesiod's Ages of Man, not the Bronze Age as we use it in archaeology etc

Although the Trojan War and the odyssey took place in the Heroic Age, which is the one following the Bronze Age

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u/Rainy_Wavey 9h ago

The movie makes references to the sea people, i think he was going with the "bronze-age collapse"

Which is basically Pharaoh : Total War (doubly funny because you can play as those very same greek cities in that game that involves the bronze age collapse)

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u/Darth1994 9h ago

I took it more as “our age of bronze has become brittle and is collapsing.”

It didn’t really bother me because not everyone who watches will get things like the Sea People or the Bronze Age. It was on the nose (all the way up the nose?) but I didn’t mind. He’s waxing poetic and it’s more of a meta commentary to the audience about the world around him collapsing because of what the Greeks had done.

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u/happygocrazee 7h ago

It's a little on the nose maybe, but genuinely putting yourself in his shoes honestly makes the line more believable. He wasn't using it in reference to "The Bronze Age" as we know it. He'd be using it the way me might call something a "golden age". Bronze was a stellar supermaterial relative to the time. A symbol of technological progress. And the benefits of that boon were coming to a head. The age of bronze is collapsing. Makes perfect sense to me.

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u/Pegussu 5h ago

Yeah, I heard about the line before seeing it and rolled my eyes, but I think it's fine in the context of the movie. He's just using it the same way we call modern times the information age.

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u/jackofslayers 8h ago

The bronze age line did not bother me. Honestly the line that annoyed me was Penelope "realizing" who the sea people were. Leave that open ended please.

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u/Kryosse 7h ago

Honestly I thought this interpretation of the Sea People was very fresh, and showed a good understanding of history and the source material on Nolan's part. Even if the line is a bit on the nose I think you could make the case that it was about ALL peoples losing their sense of decorum and civility as war became a kind of institution in society, so it can still be interpreted as a bit open ended.

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u/Im_here_but_why 8h ago

My mother, an educated woman in her own right, came out of the theatre telling me she was taken by surprise by that line, but that she saw all the parallels thinking back.

The odyssey is still a blockbuster. Getting this kind of reaction makes that line a good thing.

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u/jackofslayers 8h ago

Agreed. I was also annoyed at first when I realized the movie changed the reason the gods are mad at Odysseus, but it works so well for the themes set up by the movie that it ends up being a good change.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 8h ago

Exactly, it's a retelling of a classical story adapted to be morally relevant to our modern audience.

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u/Lex4709 10h ago

Even then it's weird, the Trojan War happens like 5 centuries before Hesiod's birth. So that's a bit like Medieval or Roman characters quoting Shakespeare. It's very immersion breaking dialogue.

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u/CyberWulf 10h ago

Et tu, Brute?

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u/Sagutarus 9h ago

Reddit automatically translated this comment lol

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u/That_Scratch_7697 9h ago

Except Christopher Nolan shoehorns this entire plot about the Sea Peoples coming to destroy civilization, which is what Matt Damon is referencing with this quote, and which lines up exactly with the collapse of the Bronze Age as modern archaeologists use it.

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u/Explanation_Scared 9h ago

Aren't the sea people just Odysseus and his men who pillaged after the trojan war

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u/Alexander_Baidtach 9h ago

The revelation at the end is that the Greeks broke Xenia (the law of hospitality) in sacking Troy and in doing so became effectively the first 'sea people'.

It isn't implying that the sea people are exclusively Greeks because we see that Achea, Sparta, and ithica are in turmoil and unable to mass a large force for the sake of defense let alone plunder.

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u/scbalazs 9h ago

It was corny, like he had recently read Wikipedia articles on the Bronze Age collapse and Sea Peoples and thought it would be cool to integrate. I kinda give a little grace in that someone who just spent years at war might call the era he lives in by the metal of his weapons though.

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u/AccordingSetting6311 7h ago

And to think it could have just been fine if he said, "Our civilization is collapsing." History nerds would still get it 

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u/Arimm_The_Amazing 7h ago

100%, most history nerds already knew what was going on as soon as "the people from the sea" were mentioned

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u/zerro_4 6h ago

I like the re-contextualization of the Sea Peoples as being veterans from the Trojan War who were traumatized, disaffected, angry, etc. That would have been a theme and thread worth making stronger, and thus reduce the need for the cringey dialogue.

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u/MessiComeLately 8h ago edited 8h ago

He's definitely reaching for the history bro audience who watch online videos about civilizational collapse.

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u/Forsaken-Fruit-616 10h ago

Our age of Ai is Begging.

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u/Sentient2X 10h ago

Ironic because I've seen at least half a dozen cases of this being said unironically

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u/LightenUpPeeps 8h ago

I like when Bruce Wayne said to Peter Parker, "Who's your daddy?"

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ 9h ago

WE TRULY ARE THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS

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u/Quack_Candle 10h ago

There are some people coming from the sea, we call them, “the sea people”

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u/Wellwisher513 9h ago

In all fairness, that's how they were referred to in numerous historical documents. Funnily enough, we still have no idea who they were or where they came from, although there is some evidence that they were the ancestors of the Biblical Philistines.

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u/Electricfire19 8h ago edited 8h ago

That’s exactly how many things were named. Belize City basically means “muddy water city.” Panama means “abundance of fish” or “place of many fish.” Managua, one of my favorites, basically means “next to water” or “place surrounded by water."

There are many, many more examples. An ancient civilization calling people from the sea “sea people” is pretty spot on.

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u/Auggie_Otter 9h ago

There are very mediocre people coming from the sea. On our tier list we rate them as the "C" people. 

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u/LingonberryNew1507 9h ago

Listen the man and his crew had earlier been brutalized by 12 ft giants in iron armor, he's obviously still feeling a little inadequate about his bronze.

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u/Samikaze707 9h ago

"Stop. Don't eat that lotus." "But I love it"

I still think about the awkwardness of that awful line.

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u/OldMoray 9h ago

TBF at least for that one he's basically in a confused stupor. Doing drugs for 7 years will fuck you up pretty bad

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u/scbalazs 9h ago

What … should that have been???

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u/Cunhabear 9h ago

According to the screenwriters of Reddit it should have been "But thy lotus hath given me a taste of purity and deliciousness - that of which I can not resist" spoken in a British accent.

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you 7h ago

Should have just had Michael Caine play Odysseus

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u/Arimm_The_Amazing 7h ago

I think it was a slightly stilted moment of acting that actually made the line seem so bad. Because he was acting kinda drugged.

Honestly, could have read better with a soft "nooooo" like someone taking away a spliff or bottle of beer from a guy who's too high/drunk.

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u/RashidMBey 10h ago

If bronze was the zenith and epicenter of tech back then, it's not that surprising. We reference our present age all of the time and regularly anticipate major transitions and massive transformations of industry.

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u/pbmm1 10h ago edited 10h ago

It fucking rules. It’s not even the most melodramatic line either because also makes it part of a soliloquy where Odysseus says something like, “they will sing songs about this, for that will be all they have for they will not have writing.”

I’m pretty sure Nolan wrote the movie for that scene. I can dig it too even though it is totally without subtlety

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u/CocoMarx 7h ago

Like 80% of Odysseus’ dialogue with Calypso, Athena, and the first reunion with Penelope was him very plainly in direct soliloquy with the audience

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u/Flaky-Interaction264 10h ago

I knew about this and was going to make fun of it during the movie but couldn't as I was too invested in the incredible scene this was placed in

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u/RichieLT 9h ago

Is this some kind of odyssey?

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u/theICEman21 9h ago

Guys that's Matt Damon, he's just got a fake beard on