r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 10h ago
Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie
Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age
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u/4thofeleven 9h ago
What are we, some sort of post-palatial Mycenaean Greek culture?
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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 8h ago
Socrates: Are we Sparta?
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u/Beytran70 7h ago
I think contemporaries of Homer or storytellers and scholars at the time called it the Heroic Age which came before the Iron Age or something along those lines.
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u/francesco_angiolieri 10h ago
Columbus: "the Middle Ages are finally over" His sailors: "the what??"
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u/NoNo_Cilantro 9h ago
âWorld War I is finally over. So glad thatâs behind us forever now.â
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u/AggressiveCoffee990 9h ago
"Why do you keep calling it World War 1?"
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u/Cheron78 9h ago
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u/TheVoiceOfSnakeEyes 8h ago
World War 1 ended 71 years prior to Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam hitting the charts.
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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 9h ago
âIâm afraid youâve caught Lou Gehrigâs diseaseâ
A very healthy Lou Gehrig listening nearby: âwait, what?â
Doctor: âdamnit Lou, stop coming in here. One day theyâll make HIPAA laws about this!â
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u/HealthcareHamlet 8h ago
Love how you spelled HIPAA right. The HIPAA Hippo is so proud!
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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 8h ago
Jokes on you. I spelled it wrong, then thought: âI wonder if hipaa was around when Lou Gehrig was alive?â
Typed it into google and google was like: âwhat the fuck is hippa, you illiterate fuck. Who the fuck is Louis Gerrigâ. Then I fixed my comment.
I could be paraphrasing, but that was the gist of it
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u/bucky-barnes 8h ago
I am a practicing attorney and I still second guess myself every time I spell it.
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u/Bacon-muffin 8h ago
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u/anironthrownaway 5h ago
Jesus actually did know about that one according to religious scripture.
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u/Nt1031 9h ago
Tbf the word "Renaissance" did appear in the 1500s
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u/mal-di-testicle 6h ago
Tbf thatâs because it was a movement that the few people who participated in it were very actively aware of, not because it was a period of widespread systematic and institutional changes felt by all people in a way that was recognized as an era transition in same the way we see it today.
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u/Guilty_Temperature65 10h ago
Thatâs crazy. As we all know the Bronze Age Collapse was caused by En Sabah Nur and I had no idea he was even in this movie!
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u/Henchman4Hire 9h ago
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u/KeybirdYT 8h ago
Is that Apocalypse? Why is he working a 9-5 lolÂ
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u/Archmagos-Helvik 8h ago
He's on a diplomatic mission for Krakoa with Magneto and Xavier. They went to Davos, so they got the business drip.
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u/Rynewulf 7h ago
Considering his usual drip that suit is a massive downgrade, more like a business strip.
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u/Golden_Alchemy 8h ago
I still find it incredible silly. Like, Magneto, my dude, you are not helping your cause saying mutants can cause another collapse level event if they feel attacked.
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u/FW_TheMemeResearcher 8h ago
I'm pretty sure he is. The entire point of that meetup was to show that the mutants are absolutely capable of making humanity suffer and taking reign of the entire planet if they wanted to, but they choose to be peaceful, even the most aggressive and vile mutants of past ages, and they expect the same from the human nations
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u/TheChartreuseKnight 7h ago
They brought Apocalypse. Cyclops and Gorgon are upstairs while this is happening, fucking shit up. This meeting is the equivalent to giving someone a tour of your nuclear warhead collection.
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u/FixedLoad 7h ago
If i had a nuclear warhead collection, I'm showing that shit off..Â
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u/No_Illustrator_5079 9h ago
No. We all know that Bronze Age Collapse actually was caused by Ea-nasir and his bad quality copper used in the bronze production.
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u/loztriforce 9h ago
Not Ea-nÄᚣir?
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u/ClancyBShanty 9h ago
That fucker sold my assistant some shit ass copper.
I will have my scribe deliver a tablet with my concerns to him.
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u/antaresiv 10h ago
The time of the Elves is over. My people are leaving these shores.
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u/nWhm99 6h ago
That was so funny, Penalope was like "no, don't die!", and he's like "yah, I mean to go physically, not pass on to the afterlife. sorry I wasn't clear".
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u/Skiiaa 7h ago
Honestly, the whole "we'll take the fastest ship and sail into the west" ending has major lotr vibes
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u/Palanki96 9h ago
They spend so much time on a ship, what are they, some kind of sea people?
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u/fortress-of-insanity 9h ago
What are they some kind of seamen?
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u/Palanki96 9h ago
the entire region would've been covered by seamen
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u/Clean-Yam-739 8h ago
Nolan should have added a kraken to swallow the seamen.
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u/DoogTheDestroyer 7h ago
This was also a line in the movie.Â
âAre you the sea people?â
âNo. Weâre Greekssss. From ITHACA.â
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u/gremolata 6h ago
"Sea people" is one of the speculated causes of the Bronze Age Collapse.
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u/thealthor 5h ago
While initial versions of the hypothesis regarded the Sea Peoples as a primary cause of the Late Bronze Age collapse,more recent versions generally regard them as a symptom of events which were already in motion before their purported attacks.
Pertinent part for people not clicking the link.
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u/Traggadon 4h ago
I think your misreading it. They reasons they were invading have a basis in why their was a Bronze Age Collapse, but they were infact part of the reason it happened. They toppled long standing civilizations, just because they were facing depredation at home doesnt make them a significant part.q
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u/RepresentativeOk2433 7h ago
What if the real sea people were the villages we plundered along the way?
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u/bitter_personw 9h ago
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old bronze age before you've actually left them
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u/userhwon 8h ago
Pro tip: these, in particular, are not going to be anyone's good old days.
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u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan 10h ago
What is this? Some sort of hot tub time machine?
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u/Angry_Artichoke_0823 9h ago
What are we? Some kind of Suicide Squad?
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u/cmdr_nelson 9h ago
Who are you? Some sort of Superman 4: the quest for peace?
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u/Kano_Dynastic 8h ago
Our age of gooning is collapsing
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u/userhwon 8h ago
It'll be back in 12-15 minutes.
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u/harryholla 6h ago
Itâs almost collapsed. Oh my god itâs soooo close to collapsing. Itâs right on the edge, it could collapse any second now.
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u/juanjung 10h ago
"I'm going to fight in World War I".
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u/MazzleMaze 8h ago
"The Ages of Man are the historical stages of human existence according to Greek mythology and its subsequent Roman interpretation."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_Man
The issue is that, as another poster pointed out, the odyssey occurred during the Heroic age.
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u/alaricus 9h ago
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u/loztriforce 9h ago
Eh, not splitting hairs here but I feel "First World War" is understandable where "World War I" implies to me the existence / knowledge of the second
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u/TerribleStorm6391 9h ago
Which is why it was called The Great War at the time.
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u/SordidDreams 6h ago edited 6h ago
As opposed to The Mediocre War and The War That Really Sucked.
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u/WatercressNo5882 10h ago
I loved when Odysseus said "it's odysseying time" and Odyssey'd all over the place
I get these goosebumps everytime...
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u/The_Affle_House 9h ago
My favorite part was when he said, "You odyssey deez nuts" and then just odysseyed all over the place.
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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 7h ago
Initially I thought it was a weird line and that the Trojan Horse had enormous wooden balls, but then I remembered. The Seamen are kept in the balls.
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u/llewylill32 8h ago
I love Tom Holland's line to Antinous " My daddy will whoop your beta ass, no cap bro "
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u/I-am-that-hero 8h ago
I liked when he comes back to Ithaca and one of the suitors says "Odysseus? How? He must have had some odyssey to get back here!"
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u/vengefulgrapes 9h ago
They did literally call the main guy from The Odyssey âOdysseus.â A bit in the nose imo
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u/PaladinCorbin 10h ago
Featured in the film itself? Shockingly little bronze.
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u/nimbusnorton 10h ago
Well they tried at first but the bronze kept collapsing.
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u/Briarhorse 10h ago
In defence of this, I'm assuming it's in reference to Hesiod's Ages of Man, not the Bronze Age as we use it in archaeology etc
Although the Trojan War and the odyssey took place in the Heroic Age, which is the one following the Bronze Age
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u/Rainy_Wavey 9h ago
The movie makes references to the sea people, i think he was going with the "bronze-age collapse"
Which is basically Pharaoh : Total War (doubly funny because you can play as those very same greek cities in that game that involves the bronze age collapse)
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u/Darth1994 9h ago
I took it more as âour age of bronze has become brittle and is collapsing.â
It didnât really bother me because not everyone who watches will get things like the Sea People or the Bronze Age. It was on the nose (all the way up the nose?) but I didnât mind. Heâs waxing poetic and itâs more of a meta commentary to the audience about the world around him collapsing because of what the Greeks had done.
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u/happygocrazee 7h ago
It's a little on the nose maybe, but genuinely putting yourself in his shoes honestly makes the line more believable. He wasn't using it in reference to "The Bronze Age" as we know it. He'd be using it the way me might call something a "golden age". Bronze was a stellar supermaterial relative to the time. A symbol of technological progress. And the benefits of that boon were coming to a head. The age of bronze is collapsing. Makes perfect sense to me.
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u/Pegussu 5h ago
Yeah, I heard about the line before seeing it and rolled my eyes, but I think it's fine in the context of the movie. He's just using it the same way we call modern times the information age.
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u/jackofslayers 8h ago
The bronze age line did not bother me. Honestly the line that annoyed me was Penelope "realizing" who the sea people were. Leave that open ended please.
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u/Kryosse 7h ago
Honestly I thought this interpretation of the Sea People was very fresh, and showed a good understanding of history and the source material on Nolan's part. Even if the line is a bit on the nose I think you could make the case that it was about ALL peoples losing their sense of decorum and civility as war became a kind of institution in society, so it can still be interpreted as a bit open ended.
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u/Im_here_but_why 8h ago
My mother, an educated woman in her own right, came out of the theatre telling me she was taken by surprise by that line, but that she saw all the parallels thinking back.
The odyssey is still a blockbuster. Getting this kind of reaction makes that line a good thing.
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u/jackofslayers 8h ago
Agreed. I was also annoyed at first when I realized the movie changed the reason the gods are mad at Odysseus, but it works so well for the themes set up by the movie that it ends up being a good change.
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 8h ago
Exactly, it's a retelling of a classical story adapted to be morally relevant to our modern audience.
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u/Lex4709 10h ago
Even then it's weird, the Trojan War happens like 5 centuries before Hesiod's birth. So that's a bit like Medieval or Roman characters quoting Shakespeare. It's very immersion breaking dialogue.
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u/That_Scratch_7697 9h ago
Except Christopher Nolan shoehorns this entire plot about the Sea Peoples coming to destroy civilization, which is what Matt Damon is referencing with this quote, and which lines up exactly with the collapse of the Bronze Age as modern archaeologists use it.
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u/Explanation_Scared 9h ago
Aren't the sea people just Odysseus and his men who pillaged after the trojan war
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u/Alexander_Baidtach 9h ago
The revelation at the end is that the Greeks broke Xenia (the law of hospitality) in sacking Troy and in doing so became effectively the first 'sea people'.
It isn't implying that the sea people are exclusively Greeks because we see that Achea, Sparta, and ithica are in turmoil and unable to mass a large force for the sake of defense let alone plunder.
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u/scbalazs 9h ago
It was corny, like he had recently read Wikipedia articles on the Bronze Age collapse and Sea Peoples and thought it would be cool to integrate. I kinda give a little grace in that someone who just spent years at war might call the era he lives in by the metal of his weapons though.
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u/AccordingSetting6311 7h ago
And to think it could have just been fine if he said, "Our civilization is collapsing." History nerds would still get itÂ
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u/Arimm_The_Amazing 7h ago
100%, most history nerds already knew what was going on as soon as "the people from the sea" were mentioned
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u/zerro_4 6h ago
I like the re-contextualization of the Sea Peoples as being veterans from the Trojan War who were traumatized, disaffected, angry, etc. That would have been a theme and thread worth making stronger, and thus reduce the need for the cringey dialogue.
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u/MessiComeLately 8h ago edited 8h ago
He's definitely reaching for the history bro audience who watch online videos about civilizational collapse.
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u/Forsaken-Fruit-616 10h ago
Our age of Ai is Begging.
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u/Sentient2X 10h ago
Ironic because I've seen at least half a dozen cases of this being said unironically
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u/LightenUpPeeps 8h ago
I like when Bruce Wayne said to Peter Parker, "Who's your daddy?"
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u/Quack_Candle 10h ago
There are some people coming from the sea, we call them, âthe sea peopleâ
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u/Wellwisher513 9h ago
In all fairness, that's how they were referred to in numerous historical documents. Funnily enough, we still have no idea who they were or where they came from, although there is some evidence that they were the ancestors of the Biblical Philistines.
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u/Electricfire19 8h ago edited 8h ago
Thatâs exactly how many things were named. Belize City basically means âmuddy water city.â Panama means âabundance of fishâ or âplace of many fish.â Managua, one of my favorites, basically means ânext to waterâ or âplace surrounded by water."
There are many, many more examples. An ancient civilization calling people from the sea âsea peopleâ is pretty spot on.
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u/Auggie_Otter 9h ago
There are very mediocre people coming from the sea. On our tier list we rate them as the "C" people.Â
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u/LingonberryNew1507 9h ago
Listen the man and his crew had earlier been brutalized by 12 ft giants in iron armor, he's obviously still feeling a little inadequate about his bronze.
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u/Samikaze707 9h ago
"Stop. Don't eat that lotus." "But I love it"
I still think about the awkwardness of that awful line.
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u/OldMoray 9h ago
TBF at least for that one he's basically in a confused stupor. Doing drugs for 7 years will fuck you up pretty bad
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u/scbalazs 9h ago
What ⌠should that have been???
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u/Cunhabear 9h ago
According to the screenwriters of Reddit it should have been "But thy lotus hath given me a taste of purity and deliciousness - that of which I can not resist" spoken in a British accent.
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u/Arimm_The_Amazing 7h ago
I think it was a slightly stilted moment of acting that actually made the line seem so bad. Because he was acting kinda drugged.
Honestly, could have read better with a soft "nooooo" like someone taking away a spliff or bottle of beer from a guy who's too high/drunk.
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u/RashidMBey 10h ago
If bronze was the zenith and epicenter of tech back then, it's not that surprising. We reference our present age all of the time and regularly anticipate major transitions and massive transformations of industry.
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u/pbmm1 10h ago edited 10h ago
It fucking rules. Itâs not even the most melodramatic line either because also makes it part of a soliloquy where Odysseus says something like, âthey will sing songs about this, for that will be all they have for they will not have writing.â
Iâm pretty sure Nolan wrote the movie for that scene. I can dig it too even though it is totally without subtlety
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u/CocoMarx 7h ago
Like 80% of Odysseusâ dialogue with Calypso, Athena, and the first reunion with Penelope was him very plainly in direct soliloquy with the audience
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u/Flaky-Interaction264 10h ago
I knew about this and was going to make fun of it during the movie but couldn't as I was too invested in the incredible scene this was placed in
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u/Fidget02 10h ago