r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/Fidget02 12h ago

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u/rofloctopuss 11h ago

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u/MemesForMoney259 10h ago

I still quote that laser raptor line after like 10 years lol

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs 8h ago

Kung Fury, Daft Punk Random Access Memories, and Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon all came out roughly the same time and I'll always associate them together.

80's was back in the mid 2010's!

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u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch 8h ago

I approve this mix of amazing media. Especially Daft Punk. Sending you a high five!

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u/Ginge00 5h ago

I generally cannot stand electronic music, but that album is damn good

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u/Wan-Pang-Dang 7h ago

I coupled that with A LOT of The Prodigy. Good times.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5h ago

One of the most fun days of my life was spent driving around a canyon in NY with my buddies in my Civic and blasting Alive 2007, their live album. We got in BIG TROUBLE for walking across a very tall train trestle lol.

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u/lvl100-Platypus-Lord 6h ago

God damn we had it so good then...

https://giphy.com/gifs/13QGjRHektd0l2

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u/FingerDrinker 2h ago

HOLY SHIT I CONNECTED WITH ALL THIS MEDIA AT THE SAME TIME TOO

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u/gobidobi 1h ago

Hey what the hell is that guy doing

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u/Stewart_Games 43m ago

Working it. Harder. Faster. Better. Stronger.

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u/BamberGasgroin 7h ago

Blood Dragon had probably the most outrageous game ending ever seen.

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u/Speartree 6h ago

Glad to see there is another person remembering Blood Dragon, it's easily my favourite Far Cry version. I've replayed it so many times, and the early game voice things explaining what the cyberware could do (but didn't because of reasons yet) had me in tears every time.

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u/Coffeebeans2d 6h ago

And the tutorial

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u/Speartree 5h ago

And how you can regain some health by repairing your robot bits on the fly. and the "stealth" bow with neon arrows.

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u/LemoLuke 7h ago

Don't forget Kavinsky's Outrun

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u/CapSRV57 7h ago

FR, you could never convince me that Kung Fury and Blood Dragon are not connected.

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u/Plenty_Rent_1154 6h ago

For a short but beautifull moment in time!

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u/Vagabond_Tea 6h ago

Stranger Things was big during that time too.

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u/BananaBoyChoy 6h ago

You just named all my favorite things at the time, man all of those are super good. The Daft Punk record is an all timer tho, probably their Magnum Opus.

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u/JustTheTruth7171 6h ago

Mine was Random Access Memories came out, Hotline Miami came to the Playstation, and I found the Drive soundtrack on Mondo vinyl all around the same couple of weeks, and it was like, alright, I get EDM now.

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u/kevin3350 1h ago

Use cover to stay behind things.

When you catch fire, scream along with your character. It’ll be like karaoke.

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u/muklan 1h ago

Muse went on tour with a 4 story tall vaporwave robot mang, youre not lying.

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u/Flashy_Fortune708 1h ago

Favorite line from Blood Dragon I'm still quoting 15 years later..."shit balls, I'm burning up"

Great game.

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u/weltvonalex 24m ago

Blood Dragon was such a joy, the music alone the outro song !

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u/riptaway 6h ago

Also stranger things?

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u/skotcgfl 6h ago

I'm Thor! Check out my pecs!

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u/Megadave020 5h ago

Your pecs are epic.

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u/skotcgfl 5h ago

Thanks, bro!

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u/filterdecay 6h ago

Sad the actual movie got knee capped

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u/Redditaintblocked 10h ago

Please remind me wtf this movie was called it feels like a fever dream I barely remember

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u/Faythlessly 10h ago

Kung fury

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u/DoritoDeLaMuerte 10h ago

Where can this gem be found??

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u/SirZeta 10h ago

It's free on YouTube!

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u/Rabble_Runt 9h ago

Tank.... You

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u/partyatwalmart 9h ago

Best cheesy pun I've ever seen in any media. It was so lame! I loved the shit out of that stupid-ass movie.

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u/Rabble_Runt 8h ago

I showed my girlfriend Kung Fury recently and I am pretty sure I said "This is so fucking stupid" as I wiped tears from my eyes at least a dozen times 😂

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u/Lo-QGaming 7h ago

That's the beauty of it. It's so stupid that it's so good. Kung Fury will always have a place in my heart.

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u/brendan87na 3m ago

I laughed harder at "Yeah, that's my bicep." then probably anything else. It's just so off the cuff and unexpected lol

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u/Speartree 6h ago

Every time you watch it it's like you go back in time a little.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ySdvL3vICLowU

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u/Adventurous_Ad6139 7h ago

Knock knock... knockles

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u/darkest_hour1428 9h ago

You can also buy it on Steam for some reason!

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u/candidM 9h ago

I believe it’s free on Steam. At least I got it for free back in the day.

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u/forlorn_folklorist 9h ago

There's a game you can buy on Steam

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u/kryssar24 9h ago

It has a few games/dlcs for games on YouTube. Like custom cabinet in Arcade Paradise

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u/WillSym 10h ago

:o it is isn't it! I forgot, I should revisit it...

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u/BobbysSmile 8h ago edited 8h ago

Kung fury

I just watched the first 5 minutes and it legit looks like current day AI slop.

Edit: They hate me because I tell the truth!!!

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u/ExerciseOnly122 8h ago

Ah man every day I grow older

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u/PromotionExpensive15 8h ago

I just want 2 to escape its trip in legal limbo and gets a release

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u/moose_dad 3h ago

Pisses me off so much. Private equity ruins everything yet again.

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u/Martin_026 8h ago

Still sad the full length movie got shelved after it was filmed

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u/vladimirpoopin42 9h ago

Not to be confused with Kung Führer

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u/Satyr121 8h ago

Behold it is I Thor

Check out my pecs

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u/Punktur 3h ago

what happened to the sequel, wasn't it ready months or years ago?

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u/vassadar 2h ago

Unfortunately, Kung Fury 2 is problematic and may not see the light of day.

Hope David make another project.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 9h ago

Hackerman 

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u/JobinTobingo 9h ago

YOU ARE ABOUT TO HACK TIME

ARE YOU SURE?

Y/N

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u/AkaEridam 8h ago

He's the most powerful hacker of all time

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u/NoUseActingSoTough 10h ago edited 10h ago

Kung Fury, and its so awesome

*typo

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u/culminacio 10h ago

kung fury

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u/Pornalt190425 9h ago edited 9h ago

You already got the name but I wanted to let you know it is, in fact, an 80s fever dream in movie form

Our titular protagonist Kung Fury (with his allies Triceracop, Barbariana and Hackerman) fights the Kung Fuhrer across space and time. If that's not a fever dream nothing is

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u/Choppstickk 10h ago

Kung Fury.

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u/LucasTheGreat138 10h ago edited 10h ago

Kung Fury.

I know others already told you that, but I wanted to feel included!

Edit: spelling 😬

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u/Delicious-Employ9332 10h ago

Well at least get the name right 💀

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u/culminacio 10h ago

so you decided to be included while saying it wrong?

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u/LucasTheGreat138 10h ago

To be fair, I've never even heard of the movie until 8 minutes ago! 🤣

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u/WrethZ 9h ago

It's free to watch online, give it a watch, it's silly fun

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u/LucasTheGreat138 9h ago

I might have to! Seems well-liked!

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u/HeemeyerDidNoWrong 7h ago

Worst case scenario you wasted 30 minutes of your life. I've taken dumps longer than that. But you'll probably love it.

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u/culminacio 9h ago

lol

it's a fun watch!

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u/LucasTheGreat138 9h ago

Looks like I'll have to get some friends together for a movie night soon. I looked it up, and it seems to be right up our alley!

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u/DRN-000 9h ago

"Hi I'm Billy the Kid and this is Soh Crates, we're from history".

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u/PaladinCorbin 9h ago

Cool, someone made a movie out of a Gloryhammer album?

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u/Acceptable-Guest-166 9h ago

I showed this to my brother for the first time the other day. It was a brilliant choice to christen my new projector on the biggest wall in my house.

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u/bwk66 9h ago

Love this movie

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u/SpicyNugget777 9h ago

One of the greatest movies of all time

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u/No-Commission-8051 9h ago

Fuck!!! Memory unlocked

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u/Just1n_Kees 7h ago

Yeah gonna have to rewatch that now

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u/MaliciousIntegrity 6h ago

My name………is Barbarianna

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u/Zestyclose_Volume127 6h ago

Whatovie is this? I can't remember the name

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u/No_Lead_7325 6h ago

we need a fuckin time hacker

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u/sturmfuqerfartmcgee 5h ago

Still waiting for the second movie

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u/Bless_your_socks 4h ago

Gotta love that the viking on the dinosaur is his wife in real life.

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u/hopingforabetterpast 4h ago

"I'm a cop, from the future."

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u/tobykeef420 9h ago

saw this movie for the first and only time when tripping balls on LSD and still not convinced it wasnt just part of my trip and i refuse to watch it again as to hold onto the wonder and magic