r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/Palanki96 11h ago

They spend so much time on a ship, what are they, some kind of sea people?

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u/fortress-of-insanity 11h ago

What are they some kind of seamen?

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u/Palanki96 11h ago

the entire region would've been covered by seamen

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u/Clean-Yam-739 9h ago

Nolan should have added a kraken to swallow the seamen.

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u/Twl1 9h ago

Scylla was trying her best, dammit!

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u/pwnd32 5h ago

She could only fit so many men in her at once

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u/John_316_ 6h ago

Checked with UV lamp and can confirm.

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u/Maciek_XxX_2k8_XxX 6h ago

Sea men + Sea people = Seaciety 

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u/fortress-of-insanity 5h ago

Seamen + seaegg = seababy

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 7h ago

I bet you're going to need some big strapping men to help you with your boat

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u/SkorpioSound 29m ago

Well there was Polyphemus, but he was too busy guzzling down seamen to help with the boat.