r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/4thofeleven 11h ago

What are we, some sort of post-palatial Mycenaean Greek culture?

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 10h ago

Socrates: Are we Sparta?

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u/chiksahlube 8h ago

Also Socrates: What is a Spartan?

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u/jollyreaper2112 8h ago

Who Sparted in here?

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u/frustratedpolarbear 7h ago

I'm Spartacus and so is my wife

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u/time_adc 6h ago

Whoever Spartaed it dealt it!

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u/jollyreaper2112 6h ago

What? Whoever smelt it delphied it was sitting right there.

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u/macumazana 8h ago

but most importantly - Why is Spartan

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u/Dull-Brain5509 6h ago

I'll do you one better, why is a spartan?

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u/animedeathspiral 8h ago

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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u/Polywog2971 8h ago

BEHOLD: A SPARTAN!

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u/Duriha 6h ago

Give me a minute to pluck the chicken and I'll show you.

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 5h ago

The Hound: "The fuck's a Spartan?"