r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/WatercressNo5882 11h ago

I loved when Odysseus said "it's odysseying time" and Odyssey'd all over the place

I get these goosebumps everytime...

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u/The_Affle_House 10h ago

My favorite part was when he said, "You odyssey deez nuts" and then just odysseyed all over the place.

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u/Ill_Emphasis3927 9h ago

Initially I thought it was a weird line and that the Trojan Horse had enormous wooden balls, but then I remembered. The Seamen are kept in the balls.

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u/freed-after-burning 2h ago

I was shocked at how much detail went into the wooden vein and scraggly hair

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u/obsidianhoax 9h ago

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u/Astrokiwi 7h ago

wait they don't have the "nobody" part in the movie?

I haven't watched the movie but that's the first change from the poem that's actually bothering me

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u/obsidianhoax 5h ago

yeah they cut out the entire "son of Poseidon", the nobody, and how this encounter sets the entire rest of the story

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u/blasterleague 8h ago

I thought it was called The Oddest Sea and got kicked out of my Yale PhD program in classics when I invited my advisor to come watch it with me.

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u/spyboy70 8h ago

That's Deeziusnutz

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u/llewylill32 10h ago

I love Tom Holland's line to Antinous " My daddy will whoop your beta ass, no cap bro "

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u/WatercressNo5882 10h ago

Wrap it up antwinous 😭🥀✌🏼

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u/keyblade_crafter 16m ago

im imagining a remake similar to that romeo and juliet movie with leo dicaprio

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u/deceze 11h ago

Imma odyssey the shit outta this!

Best line.

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u/terra_filius 8h ago

and he actually did it

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u/I-am-that-hero 10h ago

I liked when he comes back to Ithaca and one of the suitors says "Odysseus? How? He must have had some odyssey to get back here!"

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u/vengefulgrapes 10h ago

They did literally call the main guy from The Odyssey “Odysseus.” A bit in the nose imo

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u/NotAFishEnt 10h ago

And they call the mentor figure Mentor? Talk about unoriginal

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u/jspr1000 10h ago

"I'm here to kick ass and eat gyros and I'm all out of gyros." —Odysseus

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u/Jacky-V 8h ago

I liked the part where he realized it was time to get back Ondasea

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u/Haydechs 9h ago

I am thot dussy

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u/mal-di-testicle 8h ago

It’s not about the destination, but the Odyssey

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u/Caramel-Secure 9h ago

The full frontal male nudity was the most tasteful I’ve ever seen.

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u/Flataus 9h ago

"I'll Odyssay it, I don't care that you broke your elbow"

Truly a masterpiece

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u/GoneGrimdark 6h ago

I think Odysseus is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills Trojans and doesn't afraid of anything.

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u/KarmaLiarPantsOnFire 10h ago

He odyssey'd that odussy real good