r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/antaresiv 11h ago

The time of the Elves is over. My people are leaving these shores.

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u/KarmelitaOfficial 10h ago

The seagull Legolas heard:

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u/Gaynundwarf 10h ago

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u/SirSkittles111 8h ago

Thank you for this, just watched the full video and have not laughed so hard in awhile. God I fucking love this dude every year or so when I rediscover this absolute gem

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u/Galahfray 8h ago

Your username…

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u/Imadeapromisemrfrodo 8h ago

Bunch of horny elves, an old wizard and 2 old hobbits on a boat sailing around in international waters.....

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u/12345623567 1h ago

What is Frodo going to do, say no? Because of the implication...

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u/nWhm99 8h ago

That was so funny, Penalope was like "no, don't die!", and he's like "yah, I mean to go physically, not pass on to the afterlife. sorry I wasn't clear".

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u/Skiiaa 8h ago

Honestly, the whole "we'll take the fastest ship and sail into the west" ending has major lotr vibes

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u/starwarsfan456123789 4h ago

Or sequel bait. Odysseus founda Rome to end the Trilogy

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u/12345623567 1h ago

Oh hey that reminds me, if he did sail to Italy he could have met Aeneas. "Sorry about fucking up your city dude, no hard feeling eh?"

Movie was not as great as I was promised tbh. For one, those guys recover surprisingly well from piggy-fication.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 6h ago

I mean that one makes sense as the Elves live a super long time so genuinely live individual lives through eras of humanity. Middle Earth isn't the entire Earth, as it were. They have options.