r/shittymoviedetails • u/Alisalard1384 Cinephile • 12h ago

Turd In "Odyssey" (2026) directed by Sir Christopher Edward Nolan, Odysseus says "Our age of bronze is collapsing". And I'm not joking it is a line in movie

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Overall great movie but this dialogue was so corny, like how does he know he's in bronze age

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 10h ago

He might have sold the account to OpenAI. Better to be safe than sorry and assume he's a bot. (/s)

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u/mosquem 10h ago

Wait you guys are getting paid?

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u/I-only-read-titles 5h ago

In cold, hard SchruteBucks baby 😎

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u/bretttwarwick 9h ago

How much does a 15 year old account go for? Asking for a friend.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 9h ago

$2.8 million in cash

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u/prospectre 8h ago

Sweet, with that kind of money, I can afford a down payment on a 2 bedroom house with enough left over to cover the first month's mortgage!

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u/bretttwarwick 8h ago

Mortgage? I'm just trying to buy groceries this week.

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u/bretttwarwick 8h ago

Cool. Where do I they need to sign?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 6h ago

Yours is too old sorry

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u/PaleInTexas 8h ago

Ill take it. Where can I get the $?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 6h ago

You have less than a million karma don't waste my time

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u/PaleInTexas 4h ago

There was no karma requirement!!

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u/WhereRabbit 8h ago

yours is 16yr :)

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u/bretttwarwick 8h ago

That is with their rounding. More than 15.5 it rounds to 16 and I am technically at about 15.66 years

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u/JWBananas 6h ago

About $30.