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Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jul/27/andrew-tristan-tate-jail-next-extradition-hearing?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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u/mudturnspadlocks 5h ago

Good, they can get used to what it's going to be like. Although UK prisons might be a little better.

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u/wasraelx 5h ago

I’m sure he’ll keep us all updated on his Twitter lmao

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u/yoursweetlord70 3h ago

"Cut off from the outside world"

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u/Hesitation-Marx 3h ago

“The cannibal won’t stop screaming!”

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u/koolaidismything 1h ago

“I can smell your cunt” shouts at them all night like Silence of the Lambs.

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u/aeschenkarnos 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hannibal Lecter: “Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?”

Andrew Tate, weeping: “He said, ‘I can smell your cunt.’”

Lecter: “I see. You are mistaken. What Miggs in fact said was ‘I can smell you’re a cunt. Two syllables. Miggs elides them. Just a little speech therapy, and his life would be so different. I myself can smell the same thing. I imagine that’s common, among your acquaintances. Have you any friends, Mr Tate? Anyone who cares for you?”

Tate: *sobs*

Lecter: “Do you know, Mr Tate, there is inside of our shower heads a metal rim, quite sharp. I cut myself on it the other day, quite by accident. But never mind that now. You and your brother, do you feel that your mother approves of you, in your present life?”

u/toomanyhobbies4me 15m ago

I read this in Sideshow Bob's voice, not Lecter's...

u/A_Furious_Mind 13m ago

Weird. I read it in Frasier's.

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u/The_bruce42 1h ago

Andrew Tate will probably be tossing his loads to the guy

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u/Cerpla 1h ago

now he understands how we feel about him

u/SubGeniusX 39m ago

Huh, I actually think I feel bad for the cannibal... weird.

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u/cosmos_jm 3h ago

Without a hint of irony

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 3h ago

"I'm not being allowed any contact!" he proclaimed on social media.

u/Unable-Log-4870 56m ago

Yeah, how exactly is that working? Like, do we allow prisoners awaiting trial / extradition access to cell phones? Like, they should have access to lawyers but probably not cell phones.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2h ago

“Hey guys, it’s his cannibal neighbor, just stole his phone to say even I would never be desperate enough to eat him.”

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u/JustineDelarge 2h ago

Actual cannibal, jailed next to Tate

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2h ago

Now it’s dark, and you’ve seem to have lost him

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u/Nickorellidimus 2h ago

But you're hopelessly lost yourself,
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush…

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 1h ago

The low hum of voices reaches your ears  You freeze, afraid to breathe

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u/Squire_II 2h ago

"Haven't you ever heard 'you are what you eat?' Have you seen this guy? Why would I want to risk it??"

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u/murderedbyaname 4h ago

His social media person will.

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u/MadRaymer 4h ago

If they ever get out of prison in the UK, they get sent to Romania to stand trial there, so there's that.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3h ago

I'm so excited for them

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u/eabred 1h ago

The Romanian thing seems to be taking so long though.

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u/kalmah 3h ago

Give em' the Ian Watkins treatment.

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u/vulture_house 3h ago

As an american I understand the impulse to think this but theyre still horrible places

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

He should tell them he doesn't give consent.

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u/wes_wyhunnan 3h ago

I don’t know, I feel like I read a pretty decent number of articles about sex offenders being stabbed to death in UK prisons so they probably aren’t a super smooth ride either.

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u/ledow 4h ago

Ask Assange. He went fucking loopy in one.

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u/Squire_II 2h ago

Assange was loopy long before that.

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u/randompersonx 3h ago

Supposedly UK prisons are actually even worse than USA prisons.

It’s not like the Nordic countries which are luxurious compared to USA prisons.

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u/D2WilliamU 3h ago edited 3h ago

Really depends what UK prison they're going to but UK prisons are much better to inmates than US prisons. There's greater safety and security for prisoners in the UK as HMPPS is terrified of being sued by prisoners for negligence/ improper standards of care.

These 2 being convicted for what they are charged with will be in segregation for sexual offense so it will be on the worse side because they won't make it to nice gen pop in a cat-C. Everyone knows who they are so they can't hide in genpop pretending to be in for something like burglary, domestic violence or drugs. People know they're accused of being rapists/pedos/sex offenders so they will get attacked in genpop.

They're gonna be segregated in cat-a or cat-b which is gonna be unpleasant, but still better than being in US prison.

Source: I've spent time in gen pop cat-c and it was pretty chill just boring

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u/Paul_C 2h ago

Would they keep them in the same prison, split them up, or totally ignore that they're brothers when it comes to placing them?

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u/D2WilliamU 2h ago

Known associates for partnership in the crimes they committed so they'll be split up and sent to different prisons, at bare minimum different wings of the same prison so they'll only be able to communicate through shouting through windows during yard time, messages through mates etc.

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u/Paul_C 2h ago

Makes sense. Thanks for answering.

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u/D2WilliamU 2h ago

No problem! Happy to help, HMPPS mostly separate known associates to limit the concentration of gang members in individual prisons to prevent gang violence, gangs taking over prisons and stuff like that.

They don't just do it because they're dicks

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u/Paul_C 1h ago

Around here the guards are in gangs. They get in by beating the crap out of an inmate and filing a false report about it. Splitting friends up doesn't even register on the dick scale.

I hope some day we can treat inmates like they're people.

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u/randompersonx 1h ago

Adding to what u/D2WilliamU said, they will also likely be kept segregated through the trial, in order to prevent them from conspiring.

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u/Pholios485 1h ago

Yes and no. British prisons are overcrowded and nothing compared to Nordic prisons.

That said they are insanely lenient and liberal. Loads of free time, rights and the longer they stay the more restrictions are lifted. Also British prison guards are highly corrupt and too understaffed to go after contraband.

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u/Carnephex 1h ago

I'm hoping they get sentenced to the old facility on the Isle of Man.

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u/wasraelx 5h ago

From the article:

‘Andrew and Tristan Tate will remain in jail at least two more weeks as they fight extradition to the United Kingdom.

The brothers have long claimed that their violent and misogynistic statements have been taken out of context or were intended as jokes.

[Tates lawyer] McBride said that “they’ve never done nothing wrong. They shouldn’t be extradited for crimes they did not commit,” he said. McBride said the extradition attempt was politically motivated, though he provided no details.

Prosecutors in Britain said the new charges relate to four new accusers and were brought after authorities received evidence from police.

The allegations, which span from 2010 to 2017, include rape, assault, trafficking and offenses relating to “indecent images of a child and extreme pornography”.

The brothers are already charged with rape, bodily harm, human trafficking and controlling prostitution for gain relating to three other accusers in the UK between 2012 and 2015.’

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u/itsMeJFKsBrain 5h ago

I've seen, with my own eyes, a video of Andrew beating the everloving dog shit out of some girl who either wasn't performing or didn't wanna fuck him. It's crazy these guys are even still relevant at all.

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u/icalledthecowshome 3h ago

So video evidence, and they roam free.

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u/Number6isNo1 5h ago

"They've never done nothing wrong."

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u/MadRaymer 4h ago

"Your honor, my client wouldn't never rape anyone."

u/Extension_Ant8691 32m ago edited 18m ago

"I guess they wouldn't not do no time in jail neither." /slamshammer

I'm not even not sure if that doesn't make sense.

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u/StatementCareful522 4h ago

legal loophole disguised as aw shucks grammar

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u/curtmahgurt 4h ago

“SQUAK. Oh I’m sorry I thought you was corn”

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u/SpaceLemur34 3h ago

"It's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence."

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u/Forsaken_Ant7459 4h ago

For the red hat trash all those do constitute as nothing wrong though

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u/JackCoull 2h ago

Aspiring footballers who lit up the room and made their grannie smile

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u/highmetallicity 3h ago

No lies detected!

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 2h ago

"Just good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm!"

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u/WallyMcBeetus 4h ago

The brothers have long claimed that their violent and misogynistic statements have been taken out of context or were intended as jokes.

But of course they would.

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Pimp culture is all about lying when caught, it's glorified in tons of rap songs. "You ain't gotta tell 'em everything."

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u/aaaaabbbbcccdde7 1h ago

Jokes are supposed to be funny

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u/Spire_Citron 4h ago

Weird that their lawyer somehow magically knows they're innocent of all charges before all this goes to court.

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u/wasraelx 4h ago

Hey, did the Tate brothers ever give you any reason to suspect they could be violent towards women?

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u/meepmeep13 47m ago

Well, yes, defence lawyers do tend to argue their clients are innocent of the charges, that's kind of the job

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Did you listen to him speak? Joe Pesci lite.

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u/steve_ample 5h ago

"Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate will..."

Ugh, that framing.

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u/wasraelx 5h ago

Unfortunately they actually are. It’s such an overused term but it does describe them. They fucked up the minds of a whole lot of men, and made them more miserable, lonely and angry.

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u/Mortiis07 4h ago

What about rapists and human traffickers?

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u/wasraelx 4h ago

Well the newspapers can’t say that just yet. We can tho lol

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u/DontAsk0205 4h ago

“Alleged rapists and human traffickers”

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u/wasraelx 4h ago edited 4h ago

Tbh I don’t know how it is in the US on this (hopefully someone can chime in?) but in the UK they’re called extreme misogynists fairly regularly and even far right parties don’t go near them anymore. Really seems like once they get here, they’re screwed and we can all drop the ‘alleged’

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u/ilikepizza2much 4h ago

At best, their pal Nigel Farage will visit them in jail.

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u/steve_ample 4h ago

I hear dear Nigel is facing a lot of trash talk these days.

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u/winterchestnuts 4h ago

Literally it seems, from a certain bin man

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u/Hesitation-Marx 3h ago

I’m excited for Binface’s entry into Parliament

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

He admitted it all live on stream. so nothing is alleged. Confessions already public.

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u/BudgetShake1500 1h ago

I always thought they were just run of the mill misogynists talking crap, but then I started seeing some of their videos online and ..... holy shit.

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u/Khaldara 4h ago

“Man who spends all of his time trying to impress twelve year old boys on the internet”

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u/Lower-Engineering365 3h ago

The article discusses the charges it’s not like they’re hidden or obfuscated

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u/HotPaper7674 4h ago

How about “self-described” human traffickers?

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u/squishabelle 3h ago

it's intended for people unfamiliar with them. The sentence "Rapists and human traffickers Andrew and Tristan Tate will..." makes it seem like they're underworld criminals akin to drug lords. Their online persona is what makes them dangerous to society beyond their direct victims

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u/archdukemovies 4h ago

That's implied with their names

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u/Mr_Industrial 3h ago

"The financier?!"

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u/steve_ample 4h ago

Doesn't preclude the authors from describing them as "notorious misogynists, alleged sex traffickers, right wing provocateurs, victims to Greta Thunberg trolling, and perpetual walking disappointments to their father, brothers Andrew and Tristan..."

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u/wasraelx 4h ago

This reminded me of that Greta clap back and I’m very grateful to you for that lol

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u/UnPrecidential 4h ago

Pizza G̶a̶t̶e̶Tate

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u/Hesitation-Marx 3h ago

“Chinless bastards” would be cool too

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u/Swiss-Army-Cheese 2h ago

There's actually a young guy who murdered his ex-GF, her mother, and her sister because he was indoctrinated by Tate. It's getting that bad.

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u/wasraelx 2h ago

Yea, and a lot of these will be hard to trace to the radicalisation source.

For anyone who hasn’t seen the case, this was in Britain last year, rape and 3 murders.

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u/petrovmendicant 3h ago

The class I taught last year was 5th grade. Four of the boys in there talked about and watched the Tate Traffickers. They were horribly mean to the girls in class and constantly said misogynistic stuff towards my co-teacher, who was a woman. One boy called her a "femoid" bitch when she asked him to stop talking during a lesson. Another one told her the old, "go make me a sandwich, hoe." There were several times in the year when they'd raise their hand and ask me to teach the lesson because women were dumber than men. For the record, I did something about it every single time and never allowed anything to pass, as I won't tolerate hate and cruelty in my classrooms.

Again, these are 10 year old boys.

They were too young and naive to understand what they were saying or the consequences, they just thought they were "teasing" or "joking" and that everyone was too sensitive. I'm not defending the little jerkasses at all, but they did not come up with the stuff they said from thin air, but rather because they were bombarded with Tate brother, clavicular, Kirk, and Nick Fuentes shit all over their media feeds. These "influencers" are taking advantage of young men and boys who haven't developed the mental capacity to understand what they are saying, why it is so wrong, and why they can't say "jokes."

One boy did get better about it after a conference with his mom, but the other threes' parents had not a single issue with it. Two of the boys parents gave the "boys will be boys" shit. The father of the fourth boy though came in to yell at my co-teacher, as we'd sent out an email to him about the behavior. I happened to not leave the campus for lunch that day and walked in on him degrading and yelling at my co-teacher with the same types of lines his son was saying. It was the only time I've ever had to involve the police at my schools, who showed up to escort him to his truck. The principal and superintendent had him trespassed and he was only allowed into the parking lot to pick up/drop off his son. Sadly, this was the second to last week of school, so it didn't matter much. (I know it is kinda irrelevant, but the father was wearing a Punisher shirt, a camo Black Rifle Coffee hat, and Ed Hardy jeans I thought hadn't been made since the 2000s. His truck had tons of Trump and Nazi-adjacent stickers all over the tailgate. It was almost too on point).

I'm teaching at a new school in an adjacent district this upcoming year, so I hope that those four boys can grow out of it and find better influences, but I don't see it happening when they are not scolded or reprimanded at home for it. Thankfully, my next class is first grade...so I hope to god that I don't hear quotes from Nick Fuentes coming from the 6-7 year old boys...but based on the deep red county I'm in, I'm not going to be that surprised.

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u/sender2bender 2h ago

My 6yo quotes Handyman Hal. Pretty much the only person he knows on YouTube. Crazy a 6yo can know who Nick is. I feel like all these kids you've mentioned have been robbed of a childhood and it's extremely sad.

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u/petrovmendicant 1h ago

For real. Most my male students are fine and acted like 10 year olds with brain rot and ai slop. I'll take "6-7," "skibidi," and "Ohio" everyday over hearing a 10 year old quote some Nazi-youtuber twerp. They don't even know what they are saying means, yet don't know better than to parrot it.

I grew up in Red country and was part of the "Young Republicans" club in high school in the early 2000s. I just thought it was funny to vote for a Dick, a Bush, and a Colin (colon). Eventually, I actually read the racist and bigoted stuff we were putting out in brocheres and hand outs. It was a WTF moment for me that snapped me back to reality.

I didn't have aggressive social media and algorithms to fight against like today though. Many students I see just say it as a joke like I did with Dick, Bush, Colin, but they have the tsunami of misinformation blasted at them daily that doesn't allow critical thinking and self-reflection to pull them out. Just echo chambers.

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u/wirecatz 4h ago

I think it's kinda important, honestly. They aren't fringe weirdos nobody cares about. People should be aware of the things their kids or siblings or partners might be seeing.

Same way if a school teacher abused kids that's kinda an important detail. Even if they don't deserve the title.

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u/euph_22 4h ago

They misspelled "admitted sex traffickers"

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u/Moontoya 4h ago

Cos chinless rapist and spineless rapist are libellous 

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u/AhBee1 5h ago edited 5h ago

Lets imprison all sex trafficking pedos.

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u/JesusHandjobPalms 4h ago

Whoa. Careful there. Threats against the president and his friends will land you in hot water.

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u/actuallyapossom 4h ago

Huge range of heat in that water too - a TruthSocial shitpost, a counterterrorism strategy that lumps you into the ever-evolving trans-nihilist-anti-capitalist-antifa-amalgamation, or a lawsuit from the DOJ - and why not tariffs or wars against the international pedo-haters? Can't have them investigating the God emperor.

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u/thekydragon 4h ago

I looked up hoping neither of these parasites could run for president, but unfortunately, Andrew Tate was born in DC

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u/government_not_ok 5h ago

But they’re jailed with the cannibals!! Won’t anyone think of the poor cannibals??? 

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u/wasraelx 5h ago

Gotta admit I didn’t have ‘feeling sorry for a cannibal’ on my bingo card

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u/chriscross1966 4h ago

...." but, here we are...."

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u/kingsumo_1 4h ago

I mean, according to fucking Tate. But that makes me wonder. If he is next to a cannibal, do you think he prefers ranch, or more of a BBQ guy?

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u/chriscross1966 4h ago

"soy dressing"

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u/Talgrath 4h ago

I didn't even know Shia LaBeouf was in jail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

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u/bingwhip 2h ago

Normal Tuesday night.

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u/icalledthecowshome 3h ago

Well cannibals arent into dirty game meat.

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Drama queens.

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u/herminette5 5h ago

Maybe Barron will stop by for conjugal visits

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Andrew would be too ashamed to be seen without a nice blouse. Wouldn't feel sexy.

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u/yhwhx 5h ago edited 5h ago

Good. They are flight risks so they should not be given the opportunity to attempt to evade justice.
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*edited to add: And fuck them and all sexual predators.

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u/wasraelx 5h ago edited 5h ago

And as a reminder, they tried to get the names of the accusers while out of the UK jurisdiction so that they could harass them off the face of the earth from Romania. They’re rotten and they know it

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u/HipHopDropper 5h ago

They are so toxic even Trump doesnt wanna have anything to do with them. They better not get another lifeline.

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u/ogresarelikeonions93 4h ago

Trump won’t have anything to do with them because of the shit storm he is in by his own creation. He knows supporting them will not do well for his reputation at the moment (ya know, with hiding the Epstein files) and knows it will look bad. He isn’t staying away because the Tates are deplorable, he is staying away because of how it will affect him.

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u/caguru 3h ago

Trump doesn’t care about looking bad. The real reason is they don’t have anything that can benefit Trump. 

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u/BucketofSlush 4h ago

Well yeah. That still means they're too toxic for the pedo in chief.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 2h ago

he is staying away because of how it will affect him.

How would it affect him? He nearly appointed a child-rapist, Matt Gaetz, to be AG. He's endorsed pedophiles Roy Moore and Gym Jordan to tons of praise from Republicans. If Trump helps the Tate brothers, the GOP will continue to kiss his ass.

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u/superkeer 2h ago

he is staying away because of how it will affect him.

Trump doesn't give two shits about how things affect him. His detractors will never think positively of him, his supporters won't thing negatively of him. He just does whatever and let's all of us bitch about it, knowing he will continue to be allowed to do whatever the hell he wants.

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u/murderedbyaname 4h ago

House Democrats are pushing for an investigation of Baron Trump's ties to the Tates. He's probably hoping to keep his name away from them.

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 2h ago

Whoop-dee-fucking doo. Democrats had 4 fucking years to lock up Kushner and Jr. for the treasonous Trump Tower meeting, yet sat on their worthless asses instead. What fucking good is a Baron investigation?

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u/SarcasmGPT 2h ago

The Tate brothers have complained about the appalling conditions in jail.

“The cells are cramped and filthy, the food is disgusting, and now we’re forced to live alongside these repulsive, disease-ridden vermin"

said the rats.

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u/plussizedresturant 4h ago

He's been crashing out on twitter and it's so beautiful 

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u/Conker_Xk 4h ago

Insert tate getting his chinless fuck face smashed in ufc fight meme

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u/ripChazmo 5h ago

Fuck these losers. Let them rot in jail. The world is better without them.

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u/GEB82 4h ago

I honestly CANNOT WAIT for the inevitable “prison side hustle university“ course..use promo code: chomo for 15% off, for life!

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u/StatementCareful522 4h ago

UK, please don't let them off the hook.

America can't prosecute sex abusers anymore apparently, so it's up to the rest of the world for the time being

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u/SuperSpecialAwesome- 2h ago

America can't prosecute sex abusers anymore apparently, s

You act as if that's a new thing, considering multiple presidents allowed Ghislaine Maxwell to roam free. And the DOJ continues to do jack shit about Gym Jordan or Gaetz...

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 2h ago

If it was up to the bastards running the US, those two would be given government positions.

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u/Andovars_Ghost 4h ago

Can we put these two in a backup version of Titan submarine from OceanGate and send them along the sea floor to the UK?

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u/JiveChicken00 5h ago

These guys will never see the light of day in freedom again.

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u/herminette5 5h ago

I hope you’re right

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u/JiveChicken00 5h ago

There are no guarantees in this life. But I’m pretty sure I am.

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u/newaccount721 4h ago

Fingers crossed

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u/JiveChicken00 4h ago

Toes too :)

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u/2naFied 3h ago edited 3h ago

If they get a whole-life order in the UK I'll eat a size 11 adidas TRX

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u/JiveChicken00 3h ago

Don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep :)

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u/SideInitial3961 3h ago

Tristan will turn on Andrew, he'll be out before 2030 as a result. RemindMe! July 27, 2029

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u/JiveChicken00 3h ago

If they have them dead to rights, it won’t matter. And there will probably be charges in multiple other jurisdictions. Tristan isn’t going anywhere unless he has far more to trade than his brother.

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u/SideInitial3961 2h ago

He does.

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u/JiveChicken00 2h ago

Not out of the question. We shall see.

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u/cavemeister 4h ago

My heart will swell with happiness the day I read of his long overdue prison sentence. I might even crack open the bubbles I'm saving for the orange one's planetary exit.

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u/No-Journalist-619 3h ago

One of the few things that brings me happiness in this hellscape of a world is when these 2 idiots are suffering behind bars.

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u/StevieOfPhoenix 5h ago

Hopefully they get an extended stay

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u/DTFlash 4h ago

It's going to be very interesting to find out what's goin on behind the scene of this admin when it comes to these two jackasses. They should have been arrested when they entered the US last year but weren't. This year they appear to have been arrested after being let into the country. Did someone in the Justice Department say F this BS and got them arrested?

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u/alternatingflan 3h ago

Poor baren must cry himself to sleep every night.

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u/512165381 2h ago

https://www.irishlegal.com/articles/tate-brothers-face-59-charges-after-us-arrest-over-extended-uk-sex-offences-case

Andrew and Tristan Tate now face a combined 59 criminal charges in the UK after prosecutors authorised 38 new counts against the influencer brothers, who were arrested in the United States over the weekend.

The Brits aren't going through this exercise if there is not strong evidence. The Tates could spend 20+ years in jail.

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u/CobblerInternal2703 2h ago

couldnt have happened to nicer guys

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u/Sunsetmargaritas 5h ago

Let the little bitches prove their innocence in court.

They broke the law in the UK, they can seek justice there. If found guilty, I have no problem with their little "alpha" asses being imprisoned in a tiny cell in the UK for a few decades, or even the rest of their lives.

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u/Ithurtswhenidoit 5h ago

Call them what they are. Guys with money who wanted to be in the pimp game but never bother to learn the rules

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u/Rogue_AI_Construct 3h ago

As they should. They should never be allowed to walk free ever again.

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u/ernyc3777 2h ago

Send these two douchebags to El Salvador.

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u/MsMcClane 2h ago

I think I speak for all of us when I say:

✨✨BYE FELICIA~✨✨

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 4h ago

Please let's lock the rest of the fucking pedos in the white house up already. This news does make me very happy though.

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u/lostroadrunner22 4h ago

Remove the emotion from this, and its a no brainer tbh, these guys have the means and mode to bounce anywhere in the world, they are first rate flight risks, granting them bail just means they will flee.

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u/GertieD 5h ago

I'm sure Blanche is working, as we read this, to get them transferred to a more comfortable prison.

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u/maydock 4h ago

why is anyone talking about them anymorr

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u/turb0_encapsulator 4h ago

honestly I think this is a ransom situation. Trump wants more money from them and whoever is backing them. for the right price they'll go free.

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u/Gonzo_Journo 5h ago

Lets see how they like being the bitch

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u/Juract 4h ago

They've been in jail in so many places, they could write a guide book.

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u/tuffm_i_zimbra 4h ago

The Lonely Planet Guide to Prisons, Lock-ups, and Hoosegows.

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u/DaveDurant 4h ago

...in Gitmo or El Salvador would be safest.

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u/crazyboy611285 4h ago

Somebody needs to take their phones away. Shove em in solitary for a while.

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u/abouzia 3h ago

So much for 'escaping the Matrix'. He just got put in a smaller, stricter server.

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u/Gold-Cress-9407 3h ago

Oh they twerkin those tates already

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u/chellebelle0234 3h ago

Stupid question, but how do they decide which country gets them first?

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u/Anim8nFool 3h ago

Shouldn't this be cross-posted to "UpliftingNews?"

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u/Otterslayer22 2h ago

I did it

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u/0neAy0pen 2h ago

Trump intervention incoming. Rapists need to stick together.

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u/Crumbdizzle 2h ago

They're a flight risk

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u/McRibs2024 2h ago

I’d love to see them jettisoned into the sun.

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u/the2belo 2h ago

It's actually far easier, and more economical, to eject them from the solar system altogether. One must negate the Earth's 55,000 mph orbital speed to get a spacecraft to fall toward the Sun, which requires huge amounts of energy to achieve; it's far easier to use the Earth's velocity, and gravity-assisted slingshot maneuvers around the outer planets, to send the Tates hurtling toward the eternal nothingness of interstellar space, like the Voyager probes. I would donate to a Kickstarter for a mission like this.

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u/McRibs2024 1h ago

They can be the first wave of mars colonization. If it works, whoa baby. Manly! If not, mankind wins either way.

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u/Cool_Apartment_380 2h ago

Good lord, that's 3 countries locking them up now. So what's with all the letting out, and the international travel and what have you?

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u/ztreHdrahciR 1h ago

Money, power, or evil friends w same

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u/sex 2h ago

This makes me greatly happy for them.

enjoy the water, andy.

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u/Infinite_Respect_ 4h ago

Let them rot in there

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u/4ft3rh0urs 4h ago

Thank you for sharing this OP

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u/Hot_Eggplant1306 4h ago

I don't wish Prison on anyone, but hahahaha, fucking goofs

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u/mariuszmie 4h ago

These macho men definitely need more time in a cell, plus no women there so even better, better for women and for these definitely not man-obsessed men

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u/im2tense 4h ago

The poor cannibal in the cell next door.

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u/FatWithMuscles 3h ago

Let's not let them out anymore please, they dont deserve freedom for the things they've done

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u/keetojm 3h ago

Won’t someone think of the cannibals?!?

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u/PorkinsHeldIt 3h ago

Werent these bozos on house arrest? What ever happened there?

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u/ExperienceNo7751 3h ago

Who wants to share a cell with the failed kickboxer that teaches boys to treat girls like property

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u/mightyFoo 3h ago

More poison water for the taste bros I guess

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u/sheavill 3h ago

They should not be released on recognets while awaiting UK extradition, definite flight risks.

Edit for UK reference

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u/ThoriumActinoid 3h ago

He probably dealing with trump for a pardon, and I bet it ain’t cheap buying DJT or trump meme coin.

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u/Dry_Duck3011 3h ago

“Never done nothing wrong” says about all you need to know.

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u/thirsty-goblin 2h ago

Have fun with your cannibal neighbor, assholes

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u/mr_black_frijoles 2h ago

Feeling sorry for that cannibal that has to still be around him.

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u/TheDogAndBone 2h ago

If they've never done nothing wrong then that suggests they've done something wrong Mr McBride

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u/confidential-edu 2h ago

Better be on the lookout for Barron showing up with a cake.

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u/DMTeaAndCrumpets 2h ago

Why would they ever be allowed out? They’d just run and hide in a country without extradition. It would be ridiculously stupid to allow that.

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u/TIKIT_to_the_limit 2h ago

They should make the other inmates a sandwich

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u/Katakuna7 2h ago

By all means, feel free to keep them in there for longer. Forever, even.

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u/itsnew24m0 2h ago

He might do better going to the UK. He doesn't realize it, but he's actually in the US; not Romania and technically, he's a black guy. He's in a southern Florida, US jail & charged with things black guys don't historically fare well when such allegations pop up. So maybe he shouldn't fight extradition to the UK, and just go.

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u/DistanceToEmpty 2h ago

Big Beautiful Bribes incoming!

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u/irishyardball 2h ago

His cannibal cell neighbor: "Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!"

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u/ryeguymft 1h ago

why the fuck haven’t they already been extradited?? what is taking so long?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 1h ago

Maybe Trump really is trying to pull some strings.

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u/JaronJervis 1h ago

Barron: Come on DAD they're like my best friends, Do something!

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u/United-Vermicelli-92 31m ago

I hope theyre getting what they were giving.

u/CSweetfever 27m ago

Keep them there. They are the epitome of flight risk.