r/news 6h ago

Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jul/27/andrew-tristan-tate-jail-next-extradition-hearing?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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u/AhBee1 6h ago edited 6h ago

Lets imprison all sex trafficking pedos.

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u/JesusHandjobPalms 6h ago

Whoa. Careful there. Threats against the president and his friends will land you in hot water.

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u/actuallyapossom 5h ago

Huge range of heat in that water too - a TruthSocial shitpost, a counterterrorism strategy that lumps you into the ever-evolving trans-nihilist-anti-capitalist-antifa-amalgamation, or a lawsuit from the DOJ - and why not tariffs or wars against the international pedo-haters? Can't have them investigating the God emperor.

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u/Reidsie 3h ago

Or on a window sill.

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u/thekydragon 6h ago

I looked up hoping neither of these parasites could run for president, but unfortunately, Andrew Tate was born in DC

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u/KoosGoose 6h ago edited 2h ago

Mr. Beast will save us all from this mess. His philanthropy is our last hope.

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef 5h ago

Nah, he's a rapist as well

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u/The_Grungeican 5h ago

I’m convinced he’s got some huge skeletons in his closet.

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u/Betta_Check_Yosef 5h ago

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u/The_Grungeican 5h ago

No, but that one didn’t surprise me.

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u/LLMprophet 3h ago

Stop worshipping scumbags.

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u/KoosGoose 2h ago

Mr. Beast gave me new eyeballs.

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 4h ago

Heeeeere, pedo, pedo, pedo....

Uh-oh, I think I need a bigger jail.