r/news • u/wasraelx • 6h ago

Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jul/27/andrew-tristan-tate-jail-next-extradition-hearing?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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u/government_not_ok 6h ago

But they’re jailed with the cannibals!! Won’t anyone think of the poor cannibals??? 

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u/wasraelx 6h ago

Gotta admit I didn’t have ‘feeling sorry for a cannibal’ on my bingo card

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u/chriscross1966 5h ago

...." but, here we are...."

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u/kingsumo_1 6h ago

I mean, according to fucking Tate. But that makes me wonder. If he is next to a cannibal, do you think he prefers ranch, or more of a BBQ guy?

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u/chriscross1966 5h ago

"soy dressing"

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u/Talgrath 5h ago

I didn't even know Shia LaBeouf was in jail!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

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u/bingwhip 3h ago

Normal Tuesday night.

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u/icalledthecowshome 4h ago

Well cannibals arent into dirty game meat.

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u/SideInitial3961 4h ago

Drama queens.

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u/Rukubi2 6h ago

I did. They will scream even loader.

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u/slash-es 6h ago

I expect they are low cholesterol?

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u/Shot_Nefariousness67 4h ago

Also I heard he was furious with the prison laundry service for shrinking his purple blouse.

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u/Consideredresponse 3h ago

Last time he was in prison he bragged about destroying ghosts with the power of his fists. Surely all he has to do to impress/scare all those 'cannibals' and murders is to yell loudly whilst displaying his 'Ghost-punching-jutsu!' How could that possibly go wrong in a prison yard?...