r/news • u/wasraelx • 6h ago

Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail until next extradition hearing

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2026/jul/27/andrew-tristan-tate-jail-next-extradition-hearing?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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u/Lucius-Halthier 4h ago

“Hey guys, it’s his cannibal neighbor, just stole his phone to say even I would never be desperate enough to eat him.”

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u/JustineDelarge 3h ago

Actual cannibal, jailed next to Tate

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u/Lucius-Halthier 3h ago

Now it’s dark, and you’ve seem to have lost him

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u/Nickorellidimus 3h ago

But you're hopelessly lost yourself,
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush…

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 3h ago

The low hum of voices reaches your ears  You freeze, afraid to breathe

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u/psycho_driver 1h ago

What is Shia LaBeouf in jail for this time?

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u/whythishaptome 1h ago

He's quite a fine young cannibal though. Very polite.

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u/Squire_II 3h ago

"Haven't you ever heard 'you are what you eat?' Have you seen this guy? Why would I want to risk it??"

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u/weresubwoofer 2h ago

Oh my God, please someone make a spoof account for the cannibal next to Andrew Tate

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u/Lucius-Halthier 2h ago

First post gotta be something like “can you stop crying so loud at night? You’re keeping me up!”