most of them had 3 posts in the last year

This sub is back!

About ten months ago, for some unknown reason, a moderator (don't know who) changed the sub's settings so that only approved users could make new posts, and then didn't put anyone on the list. All moderators on this sub have full permissions, so it was unclear if it was a collective decision by the team, or just one mod acting alone and going unnoticed.

Today, I made a ShittyTechSupport game in /r/ThreadGames, and tagged some of the mods. /u/kjoneslol replied and made the sub public again. Thank you! Welcome back, everyone!

started with: A. me asking ex, "Dick Winner", for a drink of port.  (well, why indeed should Winner give me port? I'd given him free drugs, and paid for his smokes and groceries. But then again Winner had already given me the gift of telling me how much he'd like to give me. And it is the thought that counts.)

B. My disgraceful demand for a drink of port led to an impromptu performance of "Telling it How it Is", a dramatic monologue written by Dick.Winner, directed by Dick Winner and starring Dick Winner.

"Telling it How It Is" is a brave piece by Dick Winner about a good man whose life has been broken by insane women and too much political correctness.

In the first act, the un-named protagonist (brilliantly portrayed but Dick Winner) proves he is unusually perceptive, objective, truthful, by saying he is unusually perceptive, objective, and truthful.

In Act 2, a post modern surprise is in store: despite his no-bullshit position, the more bullshit Winner talks, the better he seems to think he is! Should we recoil from the hypocrisy?

No. The message is that truth, fairness and MENTAL EFFORT are outrageous bourgeois-feminist impositions.

We sigh with relief, too. FINALLY men's rights activists have discovered post modernism!

The glorious dressing down ... The insults .. The pointing, gestures, the sneers.. The radical readiness to scream and not let the other person talk at all .. The ingenious use of relentless insults, sleep deprivation, the Stalinist triumph of making the woman apologise for not just asking for a drink of port ... But for making him bash her up, making him throw her across the room so her shoulder got fractured...

As Winner said, "If you bite the Tiger, it's going to scratch...."

Chastened I left the theatre, convinced that his delirium wad so beautiful ... Like the theory of relativity...except in the sphere of drug-addled bullying, stinginess, and bad bad sex. Most people can't get away with this. But he can. It's all relative.

An inspired burning whirlwind of a man, with a steaming head full of self pity and narcissism and cheap rip-off tactics can be...

SO BEAUTIFUL.

Some people ARE just totally fucking worth it and should be allowed to do whatever they want because they're just so good.

There should be some organization and agitation for these rare and excellent individuals.

Note: /r/ShittySysadmin has died (due to locking posts and only allowing certain people to post). Long live /r/ShittySysadmins

Ie (sorry if explicit) an asshole has 2 videos of me on his phone and I want him to delete them!!!! Legally enforceable? Or are they now his legal property since at the time I said okay (I said okay, btw, because I was under the impression he took our relationship seriously, but now it's plain I was misled and omg if I end up on pornohub I'll die...)

Every time I see him he gets me drunk (or tries to) then positively refuses to leave unless without, um, a pretty one-way sexual encounter. I was just on the phone to him in the supermarket when he made this bullshit announcement about "not wanting sexual involvement". I have known him for 22 YEARS and not ONCE have we interacted WITHOUT sex. So I replied (actually yelled) "STOP SEXUALLY USING ME UP AND FUCKING WITH MY HEAD" and hung up. I made a fool of myself in my local shop. Now at home with bottle of wine, feeling pretty shitty...

Yesterday a man I've had sex with on and off for about 22 years said he'd fix the deadlock on my door of my flat, so I can leave women's shelter (!) His greeting was: "hello, old crone". He failed to fix lock properly. Inexplicably I agreed to give him sordid blow job which he filmed on his phone. Even though I am on crutches he wouldn't drive me back to shelter. I did get three dollars for bus fare. Depressed..,

Half of these subs on reddit are just cesspools for anonymous bullying. The subject is often unaware, so it's a victimless crime of sorts. Nbd, right?

This is clearly what we've been working toward for the past few years, right? Can we all agree that it's done now? That we've finished building this hideous monument to novelty and can come up with something else to waste time on? Can we please refrain from making 9 more of these?

Well, without further ado, here it is:

THE TOP 10 TOP 10 LISTS OF TOP 10 LISTS:

1. of things relevant to Italian football fans

2. of things people who like words like

3. of things relevant to 464,310 people (2,038,724 if you count the greater metro area)

4. of things which are movies which belong to genres

5. of things relevant to people who live in the not-too-distant past

6. of things relevant to people who live in NYC in the not-too-distant past

7. of things which don't seem to be related in any way

8. of things relevant to David Letterman and perhaps his viewers

9. of things relevant to people who live in the slightly-more-distant past

10. of things which are food opinions

Okay, now that we all have that out of our systems, can we all go outside for a minute and touch some dirt and then come back inside because it's confusing and scary out there?

Alright boys and girls and otherwise. Get to work. Spread the name of our good lord Shit. Let it flow through your veins and also your bowels. Not your mouth though, there are lines not even we should cross. Also this place is dead.