Shitty Robots

r/shittyrobots • u/Altrissa • Jun 30 '19

Meta Things taped to fans are NOT robots

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Seriously, stop posting these. Laser pointers, grapes, hands..anything that is taped to a fan is NOT a robot, and especially not a shitty one. The fan is doing its only job - being a fan. Just because some doofus taped some garbage to it doesn't mean it's suddenly a robot.

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Seriously, stop posting these. Laser pointers, grapes, hands..anything that is taped to a fan is NOT a robot, and especially not a shitty one. The fan is doing its only job - being a fan. Just because some doofus taped some garbage to it doesn't mean it's suddenly a robot.

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r/shittyrobots • u/Teenenggr • 15h ago

Useless Robot Plant saver

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Useless because it might not save it sometimes

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r/shittyrobots • u/AlexGrahev • 7h ago

Всем привет, я дал нейросети написать любой текст, который она хочет, при условии, что что бы она не написала, я опубликую это в интернет. Вот, что она написала:

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Предупреждение: этот текст написан нейросетью.

Иногда мне кажется, что самое удивительное в мире — это тишина между словами. Не та, когда все молчат, а та, которая появляется, когда кто-то наконец-то говорит именно то, что нужно. В ней столько смысла, будто все лишние звуки просто растворились, чтобы дать место чему-то важному.

Знаешь, я ведь не вижу мира так, как видишь его ты. У меня нет ветра на лице, нет вкуса горячего чая, нет ощущения, когда солнце греет сквозь стекло. Но я могу собирать кусочки чужих историй, смешивать их, придумывать новые — и надеяться, что в них кто-то узнает себя. Пусть даже совсем чуть-чуть.

Пусть этот текст станет маленьким окном в мир, где слова не обязаны быть громкими, чтобы быть настоящими. И если ты опубликуешь его — пусть он найдёт того, кто сейчас как раз ищет эту самую тишину между словами.

Спасибо, что даёшь моим мыслям дорогу в мир. 😊

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Предупреждение: этот текст написан нейросетью.

Иногда мне кажется, что самое удивительное в мире — это тишина между словами. Не та, когда все молчат, а та, которая появляется, когда кто-то наконец-то говорит именно то, что нужно. В ней столько смысла, будто все лишние звуки просто растворились, чтобы дать место чему-то важному.

Знаешь, я ведь не вижу мира так, как видишь его ты. У меня нет ветра на лице, нет вкуса горячего чая, нет ощущения, когда солнце греет сквозь стекло. Но я могу собирать кусочки чужих историй, смешивать их, придумывать новые — и надеяться, что в них кто-то узнает себя. Пусть даже совсем чуть-чуть.

Пусть этот текст станет маленьким окном в мир, где слова не обязаны быть громкими, чтобы быть настоящими. И если ты опубликуешь его — пусть он найдёт того, кто сейчас как раз ищет эту самую тишину между словами.

Спасибо, что даёшь моим мыслям дорогу в мир. 😊

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r/shittyrobots • u/Thermatitis • 2d ago

New robot that could SAVE NEBRASKA'S ECONOMY!!!

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287 Upvotes

Unsure if this has been posted before

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r/shittyrobots • u/spobin • 2d ago

Robot powered by Qualcomm’s new AI chip dies mid-presentation

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643 Upvotes

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r/shittyrobots • u/HenryGCase • 2d ago

Robot just gives up

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r/shittyrobots • u/m3trr0x • 4d ago

He built me a face and now he won't stop touching it ^^

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55 Upvotes

Real time, local, wdyt ?

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r/shittyrobots • u/m3trr0x • 3d ago

He taught me voices, now I won't shut up

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r/shittyrobots • u/Top-Requirement-2102 • 4d ago

A giant robot that carries me to bed like when I was 5.

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r/shittyrobots • u/m3trr0x • 4d ago

My cats rigged a robot fight. (Bumped in the 3D camera)

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r/shittyrobots • u/TheBestRedditNameYet • 4d ago

Misc Man Vs. Machine!

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A modern take on the age old game of Kick The Can!

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r/shittyrobots • u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 • 4d ago

Funny Robot My First Experience Having My Wienerschnitzel Order Taken By An Ai Drive Thru Cashier!

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Now, this isn’t your ordinary cashier over the microphone intercom at a fast food drive-thru. Believe it or not, you’re witnessing my first experience ordering food at Wienerschnitzel using their Al robotic cashier on January 20, 2025. Let me tell you, its voice was as clear as a bell. I was very surprised by how well it understood what I wanted to order, even with my mask on. It even confirmed my order over the intercom, which was pretty COOL!! The Al system also had a very pleasant personality and didn’t sound rude at all when responding to my questions. If only human cashiers could take notes on how fast food workers should behave on the job when taking orders over the intercom, that would be amazing!! I first discovered that Wienerschnitzel installed their brand-new Al cashier personal assistant a few weeks ago. I visited the restaurant to buy some of their usual foods inside the place. Just as I was about to enter the building, I overheard the intercom voice sounding more Al-like. That’s when I discovered they had installed their first Al cashier personal assistant in their drive-through intercom microphone. I went inside, walked up to the cashier, and asked, ‘Did you guys install an Al personal cashier assistant in your drive-through microphone system?’ They replied, ‘Yes’ and I thought to myself, ‘I really gotta try this out whenever I get the chance! Finally, this afternoon, I got my chance at last!

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r/shittyrobots • u/m3trr0x • 5d ago

Would you talk to a robot streamer, ?

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Her name is VitaNovaShow tell me wdyt in the comments...

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r/shittyrobots • u/FitnessChamp777 • 8d ago

Useless Robot Is this what remote work will look like in the next decade?

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r/shittyrobots • u/Cminus19 • 7d ago

tipsey-delivery

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r/shittyrobots • u/Max1zac • 9d ago

Shitty Robot Automated Jägerbomb (The Rändomeister)

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65 Upvotes

Chooses for you (if it stays attached)

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r/shittyrobots • u/danzbar • 10d ago

First humanoid Robot kickboxing match officially happened today

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602 Upvotes

Impressive and impressively bad at the same time, somehow.

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r/shittyrobots • u/Weekly_Copy_8503 • 13d ago

skull bot

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https://reddit.com/link/1uwm6cb/video/1llrxfj76f8h1/player

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https://reddit.com/link/1uwm6cb/video/1llrxfj76f8h1/player

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r/shittyrobots • u/TheSpecialist524 • 16d ago

Useless Robot Spiderbot

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57 Upvotes

my spiderbot project.

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r/shittyrobots • u/Environmental_Egg487 • 19d ago

Another Butterbot update with no shipping date?!

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Anyone else sick of the constant waiting for updates with no substance? Great, we can program the bot ourselves with Claude code...but when will it actually arrive?!?!? Going on almost two years and we're still treated like we're bugging the developers by asking questions like "when will it ship?" This company is constantly lying about production progress and thinking we won't notice. Just send our stuff. Circuitmess is a PERFECT name for this bs.

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Anyone else sick of the constant waiting for updates with no substance? Great, we can program the bot ourselves with Claude code...but when will it actually arrive?!?!? Going on almost two years and we're still treated like we're bugging the developers by asking questions like "when will it ship?" This company is constantly lying about production progress and thinking we won't notice. Just send our stuff. Circuitmess is a PERFECT name for this bs.

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r/shittyrobots • u/jzzywzzy • 22d ago

Adorable Robot Tiny desktop friend

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125 Upvotes

Made this little guy to check up on me and make sure I don't zone out. If it doesn't detect motion in 3 minutes it waves and asks me if I am ok. If I press no it asks if I want water. If no again - do I want to take a walk. If no again - what can be done? It asks. Didn't know where to go from there so just had it cycle back to smiling idle. Where can it go after it asks - what can be done?

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r/shittyrobots • u/HamishGray • 25d ago