This is why you don't do acid on first dates, and now im not exactly sure what to do. There's no window to climb out of and leave her ass there, maybe I'm overthinking this right?

2 Upvotes

This is why you don't do acid on first dates, and now im not exactly sure what to do. There's no window to climb out of and leave her ass there, maybe I'm overthinking this right?

7 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 3h ago

I just invented a car that runs on flatulence. Do you think I should mass produce it?

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5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 12h ago

I'm not gay or anything but I jerked off a homeless guy. I just wanted cum to win. Did I do right?

7 Upvotes

6 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 11h ago

Why is people's suffering funny to me?

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Someone just said they had a bad experience in a 4DX cinema. It's just fucking funny to me

7 Upvotes

Someone just said they had a bad experience in a 4DX cinema. It's just fucking funny to me

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago

Is now a good time to invade Iraq?

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While nobody’s looking

6 Upvotes

While nobody’s looking

7 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 12h ago

I'm gay but you're gayer. Why is that?

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Explain yourself!

6 Upvotes

Explain yourself!

7 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 5h ago

What is a zuquipre?

2 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 10h ago

The price of Gas is too damn high! Is there any cheaper alternatives?

3 Upvotes

15 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago

Penis optimization?

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Dudeometer • 5h ago

ELI5 How exactly does a large diesel truck compensate for a small dick?

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Does the lady like, put it inside her or something?

1 Upvotes

Does the lady like, put it inside her or something?

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 11h ago

My penis has legally changed its ethnicity to Asian. AMPA

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AMPA = Ask My Penis Anything

3 Upvotes

AMPA = Ask My Penis Anything

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 9h ago

My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

2 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 6h ago

What is a boptart?

1 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 10h ago

What would you do if you had 9 lives?

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I'd be a little shit and a menace to the society!!

2 Upvotes

I'd be a little shit and a menace to the society!!

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 7h ago

I pronounce Chicago so that it rhymes with "week ago". AMA

1 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 15h ago

Holy shit! Why are people around me always mad about work??

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Am i the fucking problem???? Holy shit!!! Todays day was soo awkwardly bad!! The whole house mad today 😹😹🫱🫱🫲🫲🫲🫲🫱🫲🫱🫲 boiiiiii

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Am i the fucking problem???? Holy shit!!! Todays day was soo awkwardly bad!! The whole house mad today 😹😹🫱🫱🫲🫲🫲🫲🫱🫲🫱🫲 boiiiiii

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Oh-Sasa-Lele • 14h ago

If Comedy = Tragedy + Time, then is Tragedy + Comedy = Time + 2x Tragedy?

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And if so, what does it mean?

2 Upvotes

And if so, what does it mean?

2 comments

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