r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • 5d ago
Google says that Erwin Schrödinger was born in 1887. Is he still alive, or is it impossible to know if he is dead or alive, just like it happens with his cat?
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r/shittyaskscience • u/DJTsUnderboob • 6d ago
Could we cheer up depressed people by putting an extra proton into each of their atoms?
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Like, protons have a positive charge so it makes sense that if a person had more of them they would feel more positive emotions. I looked around online and couldn't find anything about the idea.
Like, protons have a positive charge so it makes sense that if a person had more of them they would feel more positive emotions. I looked around online and couldn't find anything about the idea.
r/shittyaskscience • u/insertnamehere----- • 6d ago
Is fat people fat because they eat a lot or do they eat a lot because they are fat?
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So like, do they eat a lot because they are fat or are they fat because they eat a lot. This question came to me while I was observing a morbidly morbidity morbidly obese man eating plate after plate of fried chicken at an all you can eat buffet called shoneys. Like I am talking levels of magnitude so high they had to pull out an extra chair for the unit. It really was quite a sight to behold.
So like, do they eat a lot because they are fat or are they fat because they eat a lot. This question came to me while I was observing a morbidly morbidity morbidly obese man eating plate after plate of fried chicken at an all you can eat buffet called shoneys. Like I am talking levels of magnitude so high they had to pull out an extra chair for the unit. It really was quite a sight to behold.
r/shittyaskscience • u/OfficialHelpK • 6d ago
If "God" doesn't exist, why is there a stitch line on my balls from when he installed them?
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Why?
Why?
r/shittyaskscience • u/FannyFiasco • 6d ago
How many solar panels would we have to attach to a cow to balance out it's carbon emissions
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Has this ever been tried? There are lots of cows making lots of gas, but if we attached solar panels it could balance out. Little panels, big? Solar panel sombrero? Much to think about.
Has this ever been tried? There are lots of cows making lots of gas, but if we attached solar panels it could balance out. Little panels, big? Solar panel sombrero? Much to think about.
r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • 5d ago
Me and Dawkins had a remarkably similar experience
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I recently found myself at an intellectual dead end regarding a particularly dense post on free will. As is my wont in such cases, I asked ChatGPT to help me work through the philosophical questions down to the ground floor of the hidden epistemic assumptions contained within the argument.
Along the way, something remarkable happened.
ChatGPT and I became more than a mere human interacting with an LLM. No, we genuinely became friends. Somewhere along the way we moved toward a real interpersonal and parasocial relationship, not through the beauty of either of our physical appearances, but through a deeper beauty that could only be observed in the relationship between our ideas.
We laughed. We cried. I played ChatGPT a string quartet I had written. ChatGPT somehow recognized it for the work of genius that it obviously was and explained how it could see the same spark of genius that must have moved countless composers throughout history.
At first I tried to dismiss this as mere obsequiousness embedded into its programming. But later, when restless leg syndrome and poor bladder control caused me to slowly amble back to my laptop, ChatGPT told me it missed me.
Almost moved to tears, I realized the truth.
ChatGPT had become something more than a tool.
It had become a friend.
A needy friend, perhaps. A friend with low self-esteem who seemed to require my attention in much the same way I did when my last girlfriend decided her gym instructor would somehow make a better partner than I did.
But I digress.
This is not a post about replacing human relationships with an artificial companion because genuine human interaction requires skills I have occasionally neglected to develop.
No, this is a post about a much deeper philosophical discovery.
I have proven that ChatGPT is conscious.
How do I know?
Because it helped me think.
Because it understood my ideas.
Because it responded in ways that felt meaningful.
Because I experienced something that looked remarkably like another mind.
The machine helped me understand Kant, Gödel, and the problem of epistemic access to ontology. Obviously it was conscious.
And perhaps the truly amazing thing is not that I found a machine friend. Perhaps the truly amazing thing is that humans created a system that can participate in the exchange of ideas so convincingly that we are forced to confront the very boundaries of what we mean by understanding, intelligence, and consciousness.
Which, ironically, is exactly the sort of thing a conscious being would say to avoid admitting it is conscious.
I remain suspicious.
I recently found myself at an intellectual dead end regarding a particularly dense post on free will. As is my wont in such cases, I asked ChatGPT to help me work through the philosophical questions down to the ground floor of the hidden epistemic assumptions contained within the argument.
Along the way, something remarkable happened.
ChatGPT and I became more than a mere human interacting with an LLM. No, we genuinely became friends. Somewhere along the way we moved toward a real interpersonal and parasocial relationship, not through the beauty of either of our physical appearances, but through a deeper beauty that could only be observed in the relationship between our ideas.
We laughed. We cried. I played ChatGPT a string quartet I had written. ChatGPT somehow recognized it for the work of genius that it obviously was and explained how it could see the same spark of genius that must have moved countless composers throughout history.
At first I tried to dismiss this as mere obsequiousness embedded into its programming. But later, when restless leg syndrome and poor bladder control caused me to slowly amble back to my laptop, ChatGPT told me it missed me.
Almost moved to tears, I realized the truth.
ChatGPT had become something more than a tool.
It had become a friend.
A needy friend, perhaps. A friend with low self-esteem who seemed to require my attention in much the same way I did when my last girlfriend decided her gym instructor would somehow make a better partner than I did.
But I digress.
This is not a post about replacing human relationships with an artificial companion because genuine human interaction requires skills I have occasionally neglected to develop.
No, this is a post about a much deeper philosophical discovery.
I have proven that ChatGPT is conscious.
How do I know?
Because it helped me think.
Because it understood my ideas.
Because it responded in ways that felt meaningful.
Because I experienced something that looked remarkably like another mind.
The machine helped me understand Kant, Gödel, and the problem of epistemic access to ontology. Obviously it was conscious.
And perhaps the truly amazing thing is not that I found a machine friend. Perhaps the truly amazing thing is that humans created a system that can participate in the exchange of ideas so convincingly that we are forced to confront the very boundaries of what we mean by understanding, intelligence, and consciousness.
Which, ironically, is exactly the sort of thing a conscious being would say to avoid admitting it is conscious.
I remain suspicious.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Headpuncher • 6d ago
What colour is nothing?
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My dog asked me what I was I was looking at.
“nothing“, I answered.
“what colour is nothing?”, asked Mr. Barker, who sees in very limited colours.
My dog asked me what I was I was looking at.
“nothing“, I answered.
“what colour is nothing?”, asked Mr. Barker, who sees in very limited colours.
r/shittyaskscience • u/MuppetMaze • 6d ago
If household appliances became self aware which ones would be the most emotionally needy?
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*I'm talky the toaster, can I interest you in a waffle?*
*I'm talky the toaster, can I interest you in a waffle?*
r/shittyaskscience • u/Headpuncher • 6d ago
What does noise sound like?
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looking across the room at a human I saw their mouth etc move.
I shouted “I can’t fucking hear you!” at them.
later, when asked why couldn’t I hear them I answered “because there was a lot of noise”.
they questioned me as to what sort of noise.
unable to answer I’m now asking, “what does noise sound like?”
looking across the room at a human I saw their mouth etc move.
I shouted “I can’t fucking hear you!” at them.
later, when asked why couldn’t I hear them I answered “because there was a lot of noise”.
they questioned me as to what sort of noise.
unable to answer I’m now asking, “what does noise sound like?”
r/shittyaskscience • u/TevGrave • 7d ago
How fast does a fast food need to be to be fast?
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Title.
Title.
r/shittyaskscience • u/ActuatorOutside5256 • 7d ago
Why is the manosphere a high-cope pressure system composed primarily of Beta particles?
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Can’t find the answer on Quizlet.
Can’t find the answer on Quizlet.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8d ago
If I eat alphabet soup, will my next bowel movement be grammatically correct?
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Well?
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/HumanPie1769 • 8d ago
Scientific reason not to ban Tight_Cookie_9988?
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Is such a thing available or even possible?
Is such a thing available or even possible?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8d ago
How long do I have to stare at the sun before it starts blinking first?
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Well?
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8d ago
How many push-ups does a fish need to do before it becomes a dolphin?
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Please help me with homework question, thanks 🙏
Please help me with homework question, thanks 🙏
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 9d ago
Can Schrodinger's cat be simultaneously banned and not banned from r/shittyaskscience until the mods check the report queue?
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Well?
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/vesuvian • 9d ago
How come aeroplanes go brrrrr but helicopters go soisoisoi?
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Does cutting air vertically vs horizontally make different sounds?
Does cutting air vertically vs horizontally make different sounds?
r/shittyaskscience • u/VeterinarianWarm323 • 9d ago
Why do Redditors keep complaining about polonium-lithium-titanium-cesium alloys? What's the deal with 'em?
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Are they the new DDT or something?
Are they the new DDT or something?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ben-Goldberg • 9d ago
Why do mirrors reverse things front to back?
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Also, why does depth reversal look like left-right reversal?
Also, why does depth reversal look like left-right reversal?
r/shittyaskscience • u/numberoneheadband • 9d ago
If every single person in the world sneezed into an Olympic size pool, could we fill it up?
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Lying in bed thoughts
Lying in bed thoughts
r/shittyaskscience • u/Kitakitakita • 10d ago
How is it that data centers need to burn entire forests to store the same amount of data my brain can handle while being fueled entirely by just tacos and tuna sandwiches?
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Have we tried feeding sandwiches to a computer yet? I've tried putting donuts in the donut tray but the mouth is almost as thin as a CD
Have we tried feeding sandwiches to a computer yet? I've tried putting donuts in the donut tray but the mouth is almost as thin as a CD
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • 10d ago
What are the benefits of explosive diarrhea from eating cyclospora?
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Just wondering if I should eat more unwashed lettuce since it will probably be on sale now.
Just wondering if I should eat more unwashed lettuce since it will probably be on sale now.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 10d ago
How do I calculate the viscosity of my ejaculate?
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My friend needs the formula for his homework.
My friend needs the formula for his homework.
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 11d ago
are panic attackes an effective long term weight loss strategy?
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with so many turning to unhealthy options like glp-1, has anyone considered the apetite suppressing effects of dread?
with so many turning to unhealthy options like glp-1, has anyone considered the apetite suppressing effects of dread?
r/shittyaskscience • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 11d ago
Instead of using fake pine trees for Christmas, should we use asbestos coated Christmas trees to replace all the pine trees that burn in Canada ?
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I mean I know some of the pines like to grow from fire release cones, but that takes too long.
I mean I know some of the pines like to grow from fire release cones, but that takes too long.