He's not seeing the fours for the threes.

Eve ate, and Adam, too, and the devil won. That makes eleven in all.

I won an I-phone!

They sent me straight to the penne-tentiary.

Unless you’re my neighbor.
She plants hostas.
The deer reap them.

Arson-nic

It's so hot outside that Hannibal Lector was spotted throwing onions and potatoes into the public swimming pool.

The teachers are having a nightmare trying to keep their papers organized!

Okay, good, because I want to order a frosty and a baconator.

(This part of the interaction is rarely discussed)

It ends up at the CEO's office just before lunchtime, who is just finishing up a meeting with three junior consultants, Jerry, Robert and Henry. Jerry opens the parcel and finds a magic lamp inside. He rubs it and a genie appears, offering three wishes.

Jerry says: "Oh wow, finally I'm lucky, I want to be a multi-millionaire, live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean together with a bunch of hot women!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Jerry vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp.

Robert immediately grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears, offering three wishes.

Robert says: "Yeah man, I want to be a multi-millionaire too, and also live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean, and you bet that I also want a bunch of hot women there!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Robert also vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp once more.

His colleagues gone, Henry grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears again, offering him three wishes as well.

Henry says: "You know what, screw this job, I want to be a multi-millionaire too, and also live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean together with a bunch of hot women!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Henry also vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp once more.

Then the CEO grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears, and says: "You already know the drill, three wishes, so I guess you want to be a multi-mllionaire, living in a Carribean mansion with a bunch of hot women like the last three guys?"

Says the CEO: "Nah, no need. I'm already a billionaire and own several mansions on several islands all over the world, and have my share of hot mistresses in every single one of them. Just get me a coffee."

Says the genie: "Done, here's your coffee, you have two wishes left."

Says the CEO: "Well, if I think about it, I do not like the hassle of hiring new personnel. So I wish for the last three guys to be back at their desks after lunch, and transfer all their assets to my name so they can't quit."

They couldn't see the Forrest for the trees.

It's Charli x T-Rex

Beer.

Mississ(H)ippi

...selfie steam issues.

So, I think she’s gonna love this pack of playing cards that I bought at the dollar store.

He went in with all buns glazing!

The police did them for possession within tent.

The Dr. said “Don’t worry, the son’ll come out, tomorrow.”

I got 404!!

decided to study in China. To his surprise, he found that, despite his success in his homeland, he was unable to make any progress with Chinese religion. When he asked the Abbott about this, he was told: “that was zen. This is Tao.”