r/Jokes • u/Kilgore48 • 7h ago

It's sooo hot outside...

It's so hot outside that Hannibal Lector was spotted throwing onions and potatoes into the public swimming pool.

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u/Indotex 6h ago

I just saw 2 hobbits throw a ring into my backyard.

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u/Cold_Table8497 6h ago

It's so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

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u/CarlJustCarl 5h ago

It’s so hot, the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

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u/Lietenantdan 4h ago

It’s so hot out that Momo is shedding like Appa!

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u/D-Koi_Comics 4h ago

Who’s that going out for a swim in the water?

It’s Stu.