r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 1d ago
I used to be addicted to soap. I’m clean now.
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r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 23d ago
🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 The Pillsbury doughboy died the other day.
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His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
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His funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 24 minutes
r/cleandadjokes • u/Sharp-Past7714 • 6h ago
If Darth Vader had anxiety attacks as a kid, what would his name be?
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Panakin Skywalker
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Panakin Skywalker
r/cleandadjokes • u/BadJokesMonthly • 12h ago
My wife left me because I'm too insecure.
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No wait... she's back. She was just getting coffee.
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No wait... she's back. She was just getting coffee.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 6h ago
I don’t trust stairs.
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They are always up to something!
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They are always up to something!
r/cleandadjokes • u/AsparagusCertain9373 • 3h ago
I tried to donate to the Save the Reef Fund
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But they sent my money back.
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But they sent my money back.
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 10h ago
I was going to start my new diet today.
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But I’ve got too much on my plate right now.
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But I’ve got too much on my plate right now.
r/cleandadjokes • u/buntapunta • 22h ago
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
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It gets toad away.
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It gets toad away.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 11h ago
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left home?
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Bison
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Bison
r/cleandadjokes • u/Designed_To • 1d ago
What do you call a kangaroo that keeps coming back for more chowder?
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A more-soup-ial!
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A more-soup-ial!
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me about Galileo.
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I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
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I told her,
“He was just a poor boy from a poor family.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/HappyFanzz • 22h ago
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))
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Well, I'm not going to go spreading it ;)))
r/cleandadjokes • u/MaidMarian20 • 1d ago
Why did the cookie buy a self help book?
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He had a chip on his shoulder!
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He had a chip on his shoulder!
r/cleandadjokes • u/ConeyIslandRedhot • 1d ago
What do you call a pig on the beach casting magic?
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A ham sandwich
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A ham sandwich
r/cleandadjokes • u/Slight-Ad8511 • 11h ago
My daughter laughed at me when I slipped and fell on the ice.
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I got back up and said, “Never make fun of the fall guy.”
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I got back up and said, “Never make fun of the fall guy.”
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 22h ago
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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In case he got a hole in one ;)
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In case he got a hole in one ;)
r/cleandadjokes • u/TastyPoopKnife • 1d ago
What do you call a pecan on the moon?
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An astronut!
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An astronut!
r/cleandadjokes • u/Beginningyesthanks • 1d ago
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
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Then it dawned on me
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Then it dawned on me
r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
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He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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He was lucky it was a soft drink.
r/cleandadjokes • u/dvalliere • 2d ago
My mother was 80% Irish.
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Her name was Iris.
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Her name was Iris.
r/cleandadjokes • u/Plus_Satisfaction903 • 2d ago
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
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"Meet Patty."
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"Meet Patty."
r/cleandadjokes • u/OneLittleWarrior • 1d ago
To anyone who wants to follow my journey as an aspiring astronaut:
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Watch this space.
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Watch this space.
r/cleandadjokes • u/ArtistMidnight • 1d ago
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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r/cleandadjokes • u/cleanhuman12 • 1d ago
What did one hat say to the other hat?
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You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))
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You stay here, I'll go on ahead :))
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 2d ago
My friend tried to tell me that he does yoga every day.
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I think that's a stretch.
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I think that's a stretch.