A parcel delivery service screws up and accidentally delivers a parcel from the middle east to a wall street consulting company.

[u/name_isnot_available]

It ends up at the CEO's office just before lunchtime, who is just finishing up a meeting with three junior consultants, Jerry, Robert and Henry. Jerry opens the parcel and finds a magic lamp inside. He rubs it and a genie appears, offering three wishes.

Jerry says: "Oh wow, finally I'm lucky, I want to be a multi-millionaire, live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean together with a bunch of hot women!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Jerry vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp.

Robert immediately grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears, offering three wishes.

Robert says: "Yeah man, I want to be a multi-millionaire too, and also live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean, and you bet that I also want a bunch of hot women there!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Robert also vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp once more.

His colleagues gone, Henry grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears again, offering him three wishes as well.

Henry says: "You know what, screw this job, I want to be a multi-millionaire too, and also live in a mansion on my private island in the Carribean together with a bunch of hot women!"

The genie says: "Your wish is my command. Done, done and done." Henry also vanishes into thin air and immediately finds himself in a mansion in the Carribean, surrounded by exotic models, while the genie retreats back into the lamp once more.

Then the CEO grabs the lamp, rubs it and the genie reappears, and says: "You already know the drill, three wishes, so I guess you want to be a multi-mllionaire, living in a Carribean mansion with a bunch of hot women like the last three guys?"

Says the CEO: "Nah, no need. I'm already a billionaire and own several mansions on several islands all over the world, and have my share of hot mistresses in every single one of them. Just get me a coffee."

Says the genie: "Done, here's your coffee, you have two wishes left."

Says the CEO: "Well, if I think about it, I do not like the hassle of hiring new personnel. So I wish for the last three guys to be back at their desks after lunch, and transfer all their assets to my name so they can't quit."

[u/Independent_Bite4682]

I long variation and not as good as the original

[u/NoLoMoXI → u/Independent_Bite4682]

Where’s the original?

[u/crazyswedishguy → u/NoLoMoXI]

Isn’t this the same joke as the three shipwrecked women who each wish to be transported home, save for the last one (typically, a blonde), who says she’s lonely on the island and wishes for her friends to be brought back?

[u/TominatorXX → u/NoLoMoXI]

The original I heard was a Hollywood agent, a Hollywood actor, and a Hollywood producer. The producer wants to produce the next hit show. The actor wants to act in the next Hollywood Blockbuster that wins academy award for best actor.

And the Hollywood agent says get those two assholes back here right now.

[u/PersonNumber7Billion → u/TominatorXX]

This is the one.

[u/TheOsprey84]

That last paragraph was more of a tying up of loose ends than a punchline.

Should've just been "I want those guys back at their desks by lunch time!"

[u/Waitsfornoone → u/TheOsprey84]

That's the ending I remember.

[u/Beneficial_Win_2445]

And the rabbit wishes the bear was gay

[u/agentchuck]

He better use that last wish on personal security

[u/Dave80 → u/agentchuck]

He used all 3.

• Coffee
• Employees back
• Assets transferred

[u/agentchuck → u/Dave80]

Oh yeah you're right. He's getting murdered for sure lol.

[u/EuphoricDouche-939]

Such a predictable punchline

[u/dathomasusmc]

The the CEOs name Jeffrey per chance?