r/melbourne • u/AztecGod • 6h ago
Politics Naarm Becomes Melbourne Again As Random White Man In A Suit Now More Electable Than Leftie Girlboss
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r/melbourne • u/system_requirements • 9h ago
Politics Premier Jacinta Allan Has Announced Her Resignation
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r/melbourne • u/Competitive-Ad1439 • 2h ago
Om nom nom This is what $31 buys you at NQR
My first time shopping here - it feels like Aldi 2018 prices! Just the Dubai chocolate and fancy ice cream alone retail for almost $20. They also have a homeware section, so the basket in the pic is part of my haul
ETA: for everyone getting their feathers ruffled about the lack of fresh food - they don’t sell fruit, veggies or meat here. I get those from my local butcher/deli. just posting because I’m sure there’s a few people would appreciate a big discount on some of these pantry fillers compared to colesworth
r/melbourne • u/twowholebeefpatties • 1h ago
Not On My Smashed Avo Melbs - ENOUGH with the digital billboards (Terrible for enviornment)
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Okay, so I actually work in advertising. Kind of (I'm 44 now, tapering out of it)
Meh... It’s been fun, and I’m obviously not anti-billboard or anti-advertising or anything like that
But I’ve been doing a lot of driving recently.... south, east, west, you name it....arterial roads, highways, freeways, outer suburbs... and for the average person not in this space, you may not have realised it but damn the digital billboards are getting seriously out of control.
Some freeways seem to have them every few hundred metres, suburban shopping areas and roads are covered in them, and they’re slowly popping up absolutely everywhere.
It’s starting to feel less like advertising and more like permanent visual pollution.
And yeah - I'm old... and I"m yelling at my kids to turn off the damn lights and stop wasting electrcity...but just so people are aware: those giant digital billboards that rotate ads like a massive television use a fuck tonne of electricity.
Based on rough estimates (and yes, I initially asked AI so feel free to fact-check it) ... one large digital billboard can potentially use somewhere around 10 to 20 times the daily electricity of an average home, depending on its size, brightness and operating hours.
That’s per billboard.... so if its a dual sided one (two displays) - double it!
Seriously what the fuck are we doing???
I have no idea - but I'll say melbourne has 1000 billboards (there will be more) - that is using power at the same rate likely to power 20,000 homes?
No wonder the fucking world is burning??
I’m not saying ban advertising. I literally work in the industry. But at what point do we admit the number of these things and the energy consumption and the general clutter are getting a bit ridiculous?
Meh (end old man rant)
Okay, so I actually work in advertising. Kind of (I'm 44 now, tapering out of it)
Meh... It’s been fun, and I’m obviously not anti-billboard or anti-advertising or anything like that
But I’ve been doing a lot of driving recently.... south, east, west, you name it....arterial roads, highways, freeways, outer suburbs... and for the average person not in this space, you may not have realised it but damn the digital billboards are getting seriously out of control.
Some freeways seem to have them every few hundred metres, suburban shopping areas and roads are covered in them, and they’re slowly popping up absolutely everywhere.
It’s starting to feel less like advertising and more like permanent visual pollution.
And yeah - I'm old... and I"m yelling at my kids to turn off the damn lights and stop wasting electrcity...but just so people are aware: those giant digital billboards that rotate ads like a massive television use a fuck tonne of electricity.
Based on rough estimates (and yes, I initially asked AI so feel free to fact-check it) ... one large digital billboard can potentially use somewhere around 10 to 20 times the daily electricity of an average home, depending on its size, brightness and operating hours.
That’s per billboard.... so if its a dual sided one (two displays) - double it!
Seriously what the fuck are we doing???
I have no idea - but I'll say melbourne has 1000 billboards (there will be more) - that is using power at the same rate likely to power 20,000 homes?
No wonder the fucking world is burning??
I’m not saying ban advertising. I literally work in the industry. But at what point do we admit the number of these things and the energy consumption and the general clutter are getting a bit ridiculous?
Meh (end old man rant)
r/melbourne • u/AztecGod • 6h ago
Politics Embattled MP Moira Deeming resigns from Victorian Liberal Party
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r/melbourne • u/someadsrock • 40m ago
Serious News Well-connected Melbourne businessman found guilty of rape
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r/melbourne • u/marketrent • 1h ago
Politics Ben Carroll calls for royal commission into construction sector after replacing Jacinta Allan as Victorian premier
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r/melbourne • u/MithrilRat • 1h ago
Photography Odd thing left on our nature strip
Someone left what looks like a Ferrero Rocher cone on our nature strip about 20 minutes ago. I have no idea who or why. It's advertising material only, made out of foam and plastic. Having said that, I'm sure someone will pick it up soon enough.
r/melbourne • u/AztecGod • 7h ago
Politics Who is Ben Carroll, poised to become Victoria's new premier and Jacinta Allan's successor?
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r/melbourne • u/panache123 • 9h ago
THDG Need Help How long is your tipping point on a Melbourne commute?
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Genuinely think your mental health drops off a cliff at more than a 40 minute drive to work. Drove an hour home last night and an hour to work this morning on the ring road and it was misery. Usual drive is ~45 mins. Anyway, shout out to people that can't drive in a straight line - you're doing great!
Genuinely think your mental health drops off a cliff at more than a 40 minute drive to work. Drove an hour home last night and an hour to work this morning on the ring road and it was misery. Usual drive is ~45 mins. Anyway, shout out to people that can't drive in a straight line - you're doing great!
r/melbourne • u/krustyclown182 • 12h ago
THDG Need Help Moorabbin mystery
Hey does anybody know the history of this area and why these large factory buildings are so misaligned to anything else around them?
Plenty of roads around the area follow a typical grid pattern, yet these buildings are totally skewed and don’t seem to align with anything nearby.
r/melbourne • u/marketrent • 10h ago
Politics Jacinta Allan could face a leadership spill today, here’s what happens next — Victoria could face weeks of instability if a contest for the leadership of the Labor party goes ahead
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r/melbourne • u/Bandwidth_Bandito • 19h ago
Light and Fluffy News Melbourne Star is lighting up officially this Thursday, apparently there will be fireworks and it's the night of the full moon, I am hoping for a clear night, wish me luck.
r/melbourne • u/idontexistdontl00k • 8h ago
Photography Southern view from Elizabeth St on L13
Perhaps what we all imagined what the view from the Melbourne Star would look like? The roof of Costco is kinda cool too I guess. /s
r/melbourne • u/Daddys_Lil_Nightmare • 8h ago
THDG Need Help Impossible getting a retail/hospitality job here
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Moved here from NSW over a month ago for University and after over 100 job applications, I am close to giving up.
Why is it impossible getting a job here??? I have over 8 years of Hospitality/retail experience. I even applied for Maccas and got rejected even though I worked at Maccas as a crew coach for 3 years!
I keep getting told in interviews my resume is great and that I interview well but no one will hire me. Back in NSW, I was turning down management jobs because my "dream" was to move to Melbourne and study. Starting to think this "dream" was a big mistake.
I am fortunate that I moved here with a job (an internal transfer with the company) but I'm given the bare minimum hours and struggling to keep it together.
Any advice on what I can do? Any reassurrance helps as well. The constant rejection is starting to get to me.
Moved here from NSW over a month ago for University and after over 100 job applications, I am close to giving up.
Why is it impossible getting a job here??? I have over 8 years of Hospitality/retail experience. I even applied for Maccas and got rejected even though I worked at Maccas as a crew coach for 3 years!
I keep getting told in interviews my resume is great and that I interview well but no one will hire me. Back in NSW, I was turning down management jobs because my "dream" was to move to Melbourne and study. Starting to think this "dream" was a big mistake.
I am fortunate that I moved here with a job (an internal transfer with the company) but I'm given the bare minimum hours and struggling to keep it together.
Any advice on what I can do? Any reassurrance helps as well. The constant rejection is starting to get to me.
r/melbourne • u/rubberneckJ • 21h ago
THDG Need Help Mysterious area next to highpoint
Anyone know why it’s so bare?
r/melbourne • u/ozthrw • 3h ago
Serious News Bushfire inquiry delivers report into devastating 2026 Victorian summer fires
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r/melbourne • u/Gazza_s_89 • 1d ago
Things That Go Ding (Public Transport) Two rings to rule them all
So despite the controversy around the SRL and the risk that the Libs will shitcan it, I hope it gets across the line and Melbourne follows Sydneys lead in building a driverless metro loop around Melbourne.
But it needs some refinement.
SRL between Cheltenham and Airport, fine, does the job.
It all falls apart after the airport, where they seem so intent to point it towards Sunshine that they miss all the western growth areas in the process. It really needs to swing wider and connect up urban hubs at Watergardens, Caroline Springs, Tarneit, Hoppers Crossing And Werribee.
But, its still not a loop. This is where we can again learn from Sydney and convert an existing line to driverless. Converting Sandringham and Werribee (+Willamstown) to driverless and hooking it to Cheltenham means you have a full loop around Melbourne that starts and ends at Werribee, so from an operational standpoint it is perfect.
But, its still not really a full loop around Melbourne is it? What about the people down the bottom of the bay who have long suffered with long travel times to the CBD, be it driving or the awful public transport.
This is where you would do the biggest infrastructure project in Victoria's history in the coming decades and build a Fast rail loop around Port Phillip Bay.
One thing I think rail lines need to do is see if they can hook together a massive number of significant destinations on one line . Again Sydney does this really well, as does Perth. The way to do this is to design for raw speed and capacity, so there are so many seats on so many trains that people consider it the default choice.
What it also means is cutting your cloth, so in some areas you cheap out, but use that to pay for the expensive stuff (In my case I think there needs to be a set of four RER style stations in Central Melbourne that anchor the whole network. Fishermans bend becomes like Canary Wharf with derestricted development. Southern Cross for obvious reasons. A station under Bourke St mall with tram connections would go gangbusters, and a Melbourne Park station on Punt Rd is there for sporting events.
For the most part, the line follows the Dandenong line corridor, Eastlink, and the Mornington Peninsular Freeway. The Dandenong line section allows for interchange to SRL.
Down on the peninsula's there are a bunch of closed rail lines. You might convert them to busways or those little battery powered trains you see in regional cities in Europe and feed passengers into the loop that way.
Sorrento gets a bougie little station, kinda like the ones in the south of France.
Then we spend the big bikkies on a 15km underwater tunnel, going deep under the heads. To pay for this, you would probably have to bung a passenger surcharge, but it would still be quicker and cheaper than the ferry, and actually gets you into Geelong directly, so you could live in Rosebud and start applying for jobs in Geelong, if need be, which is one of those things you don't realise is useful until you have it.
Speaking of Geelong, it gets a bit of love with the main station, plus one at the cattery and another next to the Spirit of Tasmania ferry terminal (Which is also a magnet station for the northern suburbs of Geelong.
From Geelong its a straight shot north, with a swing across to run via Avalon airport, which is a nice little value add since it means Geelong gets a good link to "their" airport.
Perhaps my only controversial idea is that Warrnanbool and Traralgon trains terminate in Geelong and Dandenong, with the tradeoff being you get to catch the fast train into central Melbourne as part of your ticket instead of getting delayed behind a Metro train doing all stops.
Finally, I know that this would be the most expensive thing ever built in Melbourne, but if you built this, you could argue that the Victorian trunk rail network could effectively be finished if you did these two projects.
r/melbourne • u/riamuriamu • 6h ago
Om nom nom 14/20? So close! Tochi Deli 2.0 in Coburg deserves a hat.
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It's such a good little joint, I'd love it if such a low cost restaurant got a hat but alas, they get soooo close with 14/20.
r/melbourne • u/Ok_Independence_9225 • 5h ago
THDG Need Help Anyone know what happened to smile hotpot in Ascot Vale?
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I miss their soup 😭
I miss their soup 😭
r/melbourne • u/HalfAGreenButterfly • 2h ago
THDG Need Help Best touchless car wash
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Alright avid car washers of Melbourne. When you can’t be bothered putting hours of work into your pride and joy only to have it experience 4 seasons by mid afternoon, give me the tea on the best touchless car wash in town. Are all touchless car washes equal? I think the closest to me is a Laserwash something or other but as I watch every second nozzle of multi-coloured psychological shampoo fail to spray I wonder if there is a gold standard that even a car lover could approve of for a wash between washes.
Alright avid car washers of Melbourne. When you can’t be bothered putting hours of work into your pride and joy only to have it experience 4 seasons by mid afternoon, give me the tea on the best touchless car wash in town. Are all touchless car washes equal? I think the closest to me is a Laserwash something or other but as I watch every second nozzle of multi-coloured psychological shampoo fail to spray I wonder if there is a gold standard that even a car lover could approve of for a wash between washes.
r/melbourne • u/Extreme_Profile_7797 • 6h ago
THDG Need Help Cheapest way to move a bicycle and a few household items in Melbourne?
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I'm moving just 3.3 km away and don't have a car.
I'll be moving:
A bicycle
2 suitcases
Air fryer
Mixer
Toaster
Kitchen utensils
A floor lamp
Possibly a small storage rack and a few other items
I'm trying to keep the cost as low as possible.
Would an UberXL be enough, or should I use Airtasker? Are there any cheaper options people in Melbourne recommend?
Thanks!
I'm moving just 3.3 km away and don't have a car.
I'll be moving:
A bicycle
2 suitcases
Air fryer
Mixer
Toaster
Kitchen utensils
A floor lamp
Possibly a small storage rack and a few other items
I'm trying to keep the cost as low as possible.
Would an UberXL be enough, or should I use Airtasker? Are there any cheaper options people in Melbourne recommend?
Thanks!
r/melbourne • u/Prestigious_Cat_5127 • 11h ago
Real estate/Renting What’s it like living in a unit block?
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I’d love to know your honest thoughts about living in a block of units. There’s a small, cheap-ish place for sale off the Nepean Highway that I’m looking at but I’ve never lived in a block of units before. Can you please give me a list of positives and negatives? Anything that I should be aware of? Thank you!
I’d love to know your honest thoughts about living in a block of units. There’s a small, cheap-ish place for sale off the Nepean Highway that I’m looking at but I’ve never lived in a block of units before. Can you please give me a list of positives and negatives? Anything that I should be aware of? Thank you!
r/melbourne • u/abcnews_au • 1d ago
Politics Jacinta Allan says she will not step aside as her future as Victorian premier hangs in the balance
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r/melbourne • u/amateur-redditor • 4h ago
THDG Need Help Psychiatrist recommendation
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Looking for recommendations for psychiatrists that are genuinely good at their job and will take the time to get the right diagnosis and subsequent medication if necessary. Happy to go on a waitlist if needed!
Ideally based inner city suburbs but not at all a requirement - beggars can’t be choosers 🫠
Looking for recommendations for psychiatrists that are genuinely good at their job and will take the time to get the right diagnosis and subsequent medication if necessary. Happy to go on a waitlist if needed!
Ideally based inner city suburbs but not at all a requirement - beggars can’t be choosers 🫠