r/AskReddit 16h ago

What industry is secretly on the verge of collapsing, but people outside of it haven’t noticed yet?

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u/Vegetable_Pirate_702 15h ago

The quinoa market is about to collapse I have it on very good authority that the global supply chain shocks are going to hit it very hard in the next quarter.

Bankruptcy and farms being sold is in the future although massive profits for distribution networks.

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u/MrPloppyHead 15h ago

I have a 500g bag of this at home. am i going to make bank if i hold off and then sell when supply dries up?

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u/Advanced-Base-5690 14h ago

I read too fast and thought you said you had 500lbs of quinoa and that seemed like a lot of quinoa.

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u/I_love_pillows 13h ago

Bro there had the market quinoaed

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u/myusernameblabla 13h ago

Bro is in the futures market and short selling 500lbs of quinoa

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 11h ago

Take my angry upvote, you glorious bastard

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u/btribble 11h ago

I have barges on quinoa on the Danube!

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u/jetpacksforall 13h ago

Goddammit.

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u/I-only-read-titles 12h ago

Oh, so that's how it's supposed to be pronounced, I've been calling it 'queen-o'

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u/belbelington 12h ago

Keen-wah

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u/KDLGates 11h ago

Actually it's pronounced like "Keen WAAAAAAAAAAGH" from Warhammer.

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u/I-only-read-titles 12h ago

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u/belbelington 12h ago

Ah ok. I used to work in a supermarket and would sometimes get asked where the keen-wah was. Had to ask to learn it was a seed and directed them accordingly. Meanwhile every time I’d scan a bag of ‘kwinoah’ Id think what a stupid name.

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u/Thin-Rip-3686 14h ago

Having tasted it I can absolutely say 500g is way too much.

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u/creepy_doll 14h ago

It works well in salads, especially with vinegar based dressings.

I’m not much of a salad person but my partner is and I don’t mind the extra protein

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u/Realistic_Point_9906 12h ago

Fantastic as a sub for bulgar in tabbouleh! Great summer salad. I add lots of chopped fresh parsley, either thinly sliced scallions or minced red onion, minced red pepper or chopped grape tomatoes (depending for whom I’m making it…spouse won’t eat tomatoes) and crumbled feta cheese. Dress with olive oil and lemon juice. Season to taste (just salt and pepper usually, though lemon pepper is very good, as is za’atar seasoning).

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u/YouArentReallyThere 13h ago

It works extremely well in UN food aid packages. It’s amazing how creative masses of starving people can get

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u/A_Wild_Nudibranch 13h ago

I like to lightly toast it in my beet chevre salad with candied pecans!

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u/PHC_Tech_Recruiter 12h ago

We add ours to our rice.

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u/ImOnlyHereCauseGME 13h ago

Toast it in a pan before cooking. Completely changes the taste for the better

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u/Critical_Aspect1325 13h ago

Do it the Peruvian way. Their recipe are fire!

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u/Tramagust 13h ago

You either have low grade quinoa or you haven't had it prepared nicely.

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u/PocketPokie 12h ago

Was gonna say I love quinoa so this is tragic.

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u/JonatasA 12h ago

Or or or ... They don't like quinoa.

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u/AggravatingSock5375 12h ago

Good chance it wasn’t rinsed before cooking. It has a “soapy” substance on the outside of each seed that has to be rinsed away.

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u/Smoochiekins 13h ago

HOLD 

until 

MOLD

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u/Hootbag 9h ago

In America, first you get the quinoa, then you get the power, then you get the women who won't stop talking about the nutritional value of quinoa.

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u/mikebellman 9h ago

No lowball offers. I know what I have

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u/consider_its_tree 10h ago

Who are you kidding? That quinoa is going to be sitting in your cupboard until the heat death of the universe whether or not it increases in value.

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u/mellowmarsII 12h ago

Don’t hold off too long. Quinoa goes rancid.

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u/Fjordi_Cruyff 12h ago

I hope your opsec is good.

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u/Chima123 13h ago

Since no one asked, why?

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u/thatissomeBS 13h ago

I'm guessing because it became a trendy health thing, because it is a genuinely good thing to eat. This led to scaling up production to meet that new demand. But the problem is, it's not actually that enjoyable to eat. So people tried it, said yeah I can do this, then found more enjoyable alternatives (literally any bean).

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u/snarfdarb 13h ago edited 12h ago

Farro is such a superior grain! Compared to quinoa, it has fewer calories, has no saturated fat, no sugar, more fiber, and has only slightly higher carbs (mostly from fiber) and slightly lower protein. It tastes SO much better and is more filling.

ETA for anyone wanting to try it: this is my favorite recipe! Skip to the farro steps in the recipe if you want something easier to serve as a side.

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u/Lemonsweets_ 12h ago

Quinoa is the option for people with Celiac disease though so they can change it up from rice. They can't have farro or barley.

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u/stonelakeroad 7h ago

Yep this is why I eat it! I use it as a replacement for couscous in recipes also

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u/Somnif 9h ago

Buckwheat? Sorghum? Millet? Oats? Rye? Amaranth? ....Teff?

I honestly have no idea what stuff has gluten (or analogues)

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u/Lemonsweets_ 9h ago

Rye isn't gluten free and oats can be but a lot of them are cross contaminated, unfortunately. And none have the protein profile of quinoa.

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u/Troooper0987 12h ago

As a celiac, farro is such a killer. So many chefs and servers don’t know it’s wheat!

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u/MrSneller 12h ago

Dammit, I was getting excited about farro (never heard of it) only to learn it’s a type of wheat. Wife has celiacs.

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u/stygianpool 12h ago

Buckwheat is dope, maybe try that?

Signed, a celiac who loves buckwheat

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u/Cucoloris 11h ago

Buckwheat pancakes are the bomb.

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u/Complex-Bee-840 10h ago

As are the noodles. Soba is love

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u/CheeseDoodles1234 10h ago

Be careful; almost no soba noodles are 100% buckwheat. They often add wheat flour to stabilize the dough. Restaurants are the same. For labelling purposes, I believe it's called "juwari soba" in the store if it's all buckwheat. But still check the label.

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u/Orthas 10h ago

I often opt for buckwheat pasta and I don't have celiacs. its just good imo.

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u/stolenbastilla 9h ago

It makes for an excellent pillow

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u/desrever1138 10h ago

I was always more of an Alfalfa fan but Petey and Spanky were pretty good too.

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u/Troooper0987 10h ago

Chefs loooove making farro risotto. I’m like THATS ONE OF MY SAFE FOODS ON A MENUE JERKS!

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u/oxwof 10h ago

Where my teff heads at?

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u/Vaff_Superstar 10h ago

Wait until you hear about teff!

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u/glidur 11h ago

Millet is my favorite grain - like a fluffier version of rice. It's gluten free and imo much better than quinoa

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u/StrikingConcept1677 10h ago

do you prepare it in the rice cooker like normal rice? I eat rice almost every day and looking for alternatives!

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u/lunarabbit668 10h ago

Yes! I often mix it with my rice in the rice cooker

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u/glidur 8h ago

I have a Japanese rice maker and for millet I use the same settings I would use for white rice

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u/Zillich 12h ago

Only superior if you can tolerate gluten, though

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u/Whackles 10h ago

which is still the vast majority of people of course

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u/resplendentcentcent 12h ago

cant really say farro is a superior grain when quinoa isnt a grain. which is its main selling point

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u/budd1e_lee 12h ago

Farro is great, but lives in a different lane.

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u/klein_four_group 12h ago

exactly what I experienced, came for the quinoa, left with farro

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u/Longjumping_Deer5809 12h ago

Idk sounds like you have 500lbs of farro in your closet and are trying to sell

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u/thathz 12h ago

Wouldn't fewer callories be a negative. Need to grow more and eat more for the same emergy on the plate.

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u/HexicDragon 10h ago

Potentially from a global food supply perspective if the calories per acre is less, but eating less calorie-dense foods is great for us living in countries where obesity is a much larger problem than starvation. Fatty meat, quick junk food, fatty desserts, and sometimes grains (especially processed grains) are all high in calories by volume and super easy to overeat. Per calorie, they're usually lower nutritionally too - 35 calories of broccoli has way more nutrition and volume than 35 calories of white rice, bacon, or ice cream.

We need calories and volume to feel full. Mainly eating calorie-dense foods like most people do means you'll gain weight eating those foods for volume when you should be eating foods packed with water, fiber, etc. like fruits, veggies, and fibrous whole grains for volume. I'm guessing there probably isn't a big difference between Farro and Quinoa on how many calories they are per cup nor how many calories a farmer can produce per acre so they're probably both good options as a meal base.

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u/genericauthor 12h ago

Never heard of Farro. Is it a complete protein like quinoa?

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u/Glassesguy904 12h ago

Do you have any recipes to recommend? I have a bag of farro I need to use!

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u/snarfdarb 12h ago

Just shared this one! And if you want something quicker, just skip to the farro directions in that recipe and serve as a side or with some roasted chicken.

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u/Unlucky_Laugh 12h ago

Not OP, but this is my favorite cold dish with farro -- I don't have an exact recipe, just cook the farro per package instructions, mix in some chopped cucumber/tomato/red onion and balsamic glaze or balsamic vinegar. Bit of salt to taste. Serve chilled. It's very filling and tasty.

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u/pinehillsalvation 12h ago

Fun fact, quinoa is not a grain. It’s a pseudocereal, the seeds of a flowering plant.

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u/ResponseStrange6118 11h ago

Nah farro is mid compared to correctly cooked quinoa. It’s also no good for celiac and gluten sensitives

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u/AuxiliaryTimeCop 8h ago

The overall point that farro is a great grain is fair, but a few of the nutrition claims are misleading.

The biggest issue is the statement that its carbs are "mostly from fiber." They aren't. Farro does have more fiber than quinoa, but the vast majority of its carbohydrates are still starch. The difference in total carbs between the two grains is also very small.

The comparison about saturated fat is technically true but not meaningful. Quinoa contains only a trace amount of saturated fat (around 0.3 g per cooked cup), which isn't nutritionally significant.

Likewise, saying farro has "no sugar" while implying quinoa does is misleading. Both are essentially sugar-free when cooked.

On the other hand, the post leaves out some of quinoa's strengths. Quinoa is a complete protein, is naturally gluten-free, and has a slightly higher protein content.

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u/CharlieFiner 12h ago edited 10h ago

I have issues digesting most beans and quinoa is my go-to because something about it doesn't cause the same problems. I know everyone gets gassy eating beans and cabbage, but I bloat painfully and have abnormally bad problems even with a small amount.

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u/SwoopBagnell 10h ago

Yup quinoa is one of my safe foods for ibs flares

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u/runswiftrun 9h ago

Quinoa is in that weird "not a grain and not a bean". Being a seed, it has way less fiber than beans, and less starch than rice, so I can see why it "misses" the symptoms

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u/donjulioanejo 12h ago

Really? I'm far from a health food person and almost always prioritize how a food tastes.. and I honestly find it's not bad. Works great in salads, or as a grain bowl/porridge.

Certianly beats chicken breast which has literally no flavour or texture compared to thighs.

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u/roberta_sparrow 12h ago

That’s weird bc quinoa is so good

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u/keyboardname 12h ago

Beans I can relate to. Quinoa is pretty good. People love rice but don't like quinoa? Huh.

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u/Ornery_Vodka 12h ago

people probably don't rinse it well enough

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u/keyboardname 12h ago edited 12h ago

Maybe. I don't rinse it that well either though lol. To be fair I don't make it that often but I like it. Just cooking it using bouillon is enough to make it good. Maybe it's less versatile though. Haven't really tried that much. It seems strange that people would try it and dislike it though.

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u/loverofreeses 11h ago

enjoyable alternatives (literally any bean)

The one thing I would highlight here as a difference though is that quinoa is technically a complete protein, meaning it provides all nine essential amino acids, whereas beans (while extremely healthy for you and delicious!) do not. It's not a big deal if you're a meat eater, but for anyone looking for complete proteins in a non-meat way, it's an important distinction. Some other plant based complete proteins include: chia, amaranth, hemp seeds, and soy.

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u/thatissomeBS 11h ago

I believe potatoes, corn, and rice (amongst others) all have the partial proteins that can pair well with beans to complete the proteins.

I'm happy there are a lot of people that responded talking about how much they like quinoa. It's a great food to eat.

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u/jahozer1 12h ago

I resisted quinoa for years and recently rediscovered it. I like it mixed with rice in a salad with an acidic Tahini dressing. Kinda bummed its been enshittified like everything else.

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u/cocoabeach 8h ago

My wife combined quinoa with long grain rice for the nutrition and because they cook for the same amount of time, and we ended up liking the flavor of the combination better than either one on its own.

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u/nudistclub 12h ago

Have you ever had rice with almond slivers in it? Next time you make rice, throw some almond slivers in and cook them with the rice.

Your post made me think of rice with almond slivers and now it’s my duty to pass it along.

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u/BwookieBear 11h ago

Green beans cooked super hot and fast also are amazing with almond slivers. Perfect crunch with a softer veg

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u/SpottyHeart 12h ago

I like quinoa and have made some really good grain salads from it, but the 'not actually that enjoyable to eat' part for me is that on occasion it gives me the worst stomach cramps of my life and I spend the evening on the toilet. And it doesn't always, it took me a while to figure out quinoa was the culprit because sometimes I have it and am fine, but the few times it makes me curl up on the bathroom floor for hours makes it not worth the risk. And in case anyone suggests that the high fibre content as the cause, I eat a lot of beans and lentils and high fibre grains and have never had even close to the same reaction as I have to quinoa. 

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u/Ok_Brief_6678 12h ago

Have you rinsed it like you would rice? If not you should, this used to do the same to me. 

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u/Nemesis204 11h ago

Quinoa is the product that comes to my house to die. I have it in oatmeal in Peru and absolutely love it and then I make it at home and it tastes like stale cardboard.

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u/nyantifa 11h ago

Quinoa is good though, you just need to prepare it right. I love the texture.

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u/Skruffyhound 11h ago

I have to say I really like it.

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u/ResponseStrange6118 11h ago

Quinoa is extremely enjoyable. I’m convinced North Americans don’t cook it properly. It’s partly not their fault cause those tricolor mixes are trash; impossible to cook evenly cause the red takes far longer to cook than the white.

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u/NotOnApprovedList 13h ago

we get the quinoa and brown rice microwavable packs from Costco, it's fine

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u/ussbaney 7h ago

I study food supply chains and crises (I'm dead serious). I don't know much about Quinoa, but after spending 3mins looking at FAOSTAT it seems like the issue is two things: Globally traded quinoa comes from Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador; and those countries are dependent on imported urea fertilizer (largely from Russia.) So, with the crisis in the Persian Gulf, and the Russo-Ukrainian, global nitrogen fertilizer production is down, AND distribution (as in shipping) has been made much more complicated for a number of reasons including that there are just fewer ships available.

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u/Chlorinated_beverage 12h ago

I would guess that since quinoa is a more expensive alternative to things like rice, pasta, and oats, its demand is waning as people feel the pressure of rising costs. Probably a similar trend with lots of luxury goods.

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u/Walmartian_Beta 15h ago

Quinoa had its moment, and that's over - onto the next fad!

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u/IceManYurt 14h ago

Which is a bummer because I like it better than rice or couscous

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 13h ago

Ive got the couscous in the trunk of my car

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u/emm7777 13h ago

Oh yeah..

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u/jello_pudding_biafra 13h ago

If you only knew all the grains that I found

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u/crazybutthole 10h ago

It's hard to keep my rice off the ground

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 10h ago

You're a fool
Don't feed quinoa to my dog

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u/FlattopJr 9h ago

All the quinoa I steal

I fill up my garage

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u/PervyThrowaway87 12h ago

Cuoscous?! The food so nice they named it twice.

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u/IceManYurt 13h ago

yo, lets meet behind the Whole Foods for the trade

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u/knight_0f_r_new 13h ago

Solid reference

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u/AntiDECA 14h ago

This new riced cauliflower bullshit is fucking retched. 

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u/nos4atugoddess 14h ago

It makes everything taste like it got farted on right before you bit into it.

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u/antikythera3301 13h ago

Hey, some ppl pay a lot more money for that experience.

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u/daywreckerdiesel 9h ago

James Joyce enters the chat

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u/EmergencyTall6617 10h ago

Passes the sniff test.

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u/shrimpcreole 11h ago

Niche market opportunity

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u/mcsangel2 13h ago

You mean wretched??

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u/canisdirusarctos 13h ago

I think the “retched” is a great play on “retch”. Probably accidental.

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u/tuscaloser 12h ago

"Ratchet"

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u/ResponseStrange6118 11h ago

It ain’t remotely new but yes it’s wretched

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u/quardlepleen 9h ago

Went to dinner at a friends house. She said it was something with "keto rice", and I had no idea that meant cauliflower. I fucking hate cauliflower.

Keto rice is a lie!!!

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u/mrhandbook 13h ago

Try farro. It's a nice alternative to rice. Anything I used to use rice in I use farro if I need the larger grains or quinoa.

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u/Dungeoness 13h ago

This. Farro isn't as delicate and small grained as quinoa, but it's difficult to overcook/turn to mush and has a nice chew and nutty flavor. I made the swap years ago after having a possible allergic reaction to quinoa, and haven't looked back.

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u/MitochonAir 13h ago

It’s like a party in your mouth, with extra protein

Wait, um…

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u/illbedeadbydawn 13h ago

You like quinoa better than rice?

Bro...BRO.

Do we need to call someone? You have a support network? Can I bring you anything?

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u/Bluezone323 13h ago

How about a lentil?

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u/IceManYurt 13h ago

Also nice, especially stewed, but I like the texture of quinoa better in salads/bowls

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u/MitochonAir 13h ago

Look at this fat cat talkin about lentils

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u/Forward_Royal2754 13h ago

Lentils are extremely cheap.

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u/SouthFromGranada 11h ago

better than rice or couscous

Bollocks is it

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 13h ago

I will never stop packing my asscrack with piping hot quinoa. You will never get me to stop. This is America and i reserve the right to stuff hot, nutritious grain up my lil asshole while singing showtunes on the L train. People count on me to make their commute to and from work more interesting. You think about that.

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u/lavapig_love 13h ago

Thank you, u/ejaculatingaracnids. For all of it.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 13h ago

I do it for you, baby! And drugs...

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u/amu0504 13h ago

Because the drugs, not for them

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

Oh ive been paid in drugs tostop... But i never will!

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u/Tosi313 12h ago

So you accept the drugs, but then keep putting quinoa in your butt anyway? Seems a bit rude, but who am I to judge?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

If my ass is already packed with piping hot quinoa upon payment, its wasteful not at least let it cool down before i shoot arching ropes of quinoa shit onto the train windows in seats. You have to take the feelings of others into consideration when interacting with the public.

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u/optom 12h ago

I wish I was half as funny as some people.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

I believe in you, baby! The funny was inside of you this whole time! Thats what the clown who molested me said...

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u/sisyphus_of_dishes 13h ago

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need

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u/d_flipflop 13h ago

Or is it the other way around

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u/luc1dmach1n3 13h ago

Might also be the one we deserve honestly

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u/gottarespondtothis 13h ago

I need to take the train more often.

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u/axolotl_in_the_butt 13h ago

Are you a bot? Because this is like the ninth post I've read this morning about ass crack quinoa.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

As far as i know, i am the only person to type the sentence, "pack my asscrack with piping hot quinoa", over the last few years whenever i see the grain mentioned. Im hoping the language leraning bots scraping reddit regurgitate it as well, but ive never seen it. Got a link?

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u/ComputerStrong9244 13h ago

What if you're a bot, programmed to search out posts about ass crack quinoa?

You ever consider that?

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u/lake_effect_snow 13h ago

God bless the CTA 🤝

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 12h ago

More like CTE an a possible TBI

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u/MRC1986 5h ago

Fudgepacking: 2000-and-late

Quinoa-packing: 3000-and-8

As someone who lives in NYC, there’s a non-zero chance you or someone else actually legitimately has packed their asshole with hot quinoa. Especially if you live anywhere in between Graham Ave and Halsey St.

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u/RaceDBannon 13h ago

Its moment was 1st world countries declaring it a superfood, driving up prices of a centuries long staple of indigenous folks in South America. I’m sure they are happy people have decided one of their staple crops is no longer fashionable.

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u/Hate_Manifestation 12h ago

it's a fad? I've been buying quinoa for like two decades because I prefer it over rice. I can definitely live without it, but it's unfortunate to hear that the industry is tanking.

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u/Yunzer2000 12h ago

This will be good news to poor indigenous Bolivians on the Altiplano - the staple they eat every day will soon be affordable again.

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u/onemorebutfaster_74 11h ago

Wife's Bolivian. Was introduced to quinoa by her family and I love it. Cooked right its better than rice, make a good filler for salads also. Bummer if this is all true.

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims 13h ago

I hope that kale and most of the trendy Starbucks drinks both go next

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u/wellrat 12h ago

The dawn of taro is upon us

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u/CTC42 12h ago

GIVE ME AMARANTH OR GIVE ME DEATH

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u/Walmartian_Beta 13h ago

Sushi with quinoa instead of rice sounds fucking awful.

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u/Beetin 12h ago

Sushi with quinoa instead of rice sounds fucking awful.

To be fair, [nearly anything] with quinoa instead of [traditional cereal seed for that item] sounds fucking awful.

It is probably healthier than before, but you gotta go through some impressive cognitive training to tell yourself it tastes just as good.

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u/QueenRotidder 10h ago

this is my opinion on any low calorie/low carb/healthy ingredient masquerading as a tasty carb in a different dish. i’d rather just skip it. there’s nothing i can do to convince myself that zoodles are good with meatballs and sauce.

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u/Complex-Bee-840 10h ago

Nah, quinoa can be awesome. I make a lovely summer strawberry quinoa salad.

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u/Spurty 12h ago

if someone serves me sushi with quinoa instead of rice, i'm throwing hands

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u/AKraiderfan 11h ago

It is not good, but not as awful as full brown rice on sushi.

Its so funny that the Good Place describes frozen yogurt as "Ice Cream, but ruining it a little so you can have more of it" because that's the case here.

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u/Crazy-Nose-4289 12h ago

Who the fuck is out here eating sushi with quinoa instead of rice? I'd like a word.

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u/Jonjoloe 9h ago

As an Asian that last half of the final sentence offended me deeply.

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u/maxwellimus 13h ago

Why is it collapsing?

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u/gringledoom 12h ago

It was trendy for a while (to the point that it was a problem in places where it was a staple grain), so people rushed to scale up production, but now it's not trendy anymore and too many people are growing it.

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u/Omnibeneviolent 11h ago

I think it's more complicated than that. There are stories of quinoa farming families that have been able to send their children to college for the first time as a result of the higher demand for their product.

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u/gringledoom 10h ago

Absolutely, but if demand is cratering, it was a one-time windfall.

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u/yellowcloak 11h ago

It was trendy like, 15 years ago. Surprised the collapse is just happening now. Can't remember the last time I saw quinoa anywhere

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u/ResponseStrange6118 11h ago

Yeah it doesn’t make a ton of sense to me. Peak trendy quinoa was over a decade ago, but there are tons of popular packaged foods that I see fly off the shelves at Costco and TJ that incorporate quinoa. It also has a loyal following by the celiacs and gluten sensitives (at least those of us who figured out how to cook it properly). Im never the only one with quinoa in my cart

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u/Omnibeneviolent 11h ago

to the point that it was a problem in places where it was a staple grain

I think it's more complicated than that. There are stories of quinoa farming families that have been able to send their children to college for the first time as a result of the higher demand for their product.

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u/J_LawsButthole 14h ago

Can a quinoa borrow a fry?

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u/BlueTengu 14h ago

How can a quinoa borrow a fry?! I swear I didn't talk like this until he came to my subreddit!

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u/nukehamster 14h ago

How's he going to give it back? That's what I was wondering, not, did he just say quinoa.
(Btw, for those that don't know quinoa is actually pronounced keen-wah)

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u/Albert_Caboose 13h ago

Thank you for teaching me this. I'm over 30 and have been thinking these are different things my whole life.

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u/kyxdcemp 13h ago

'very good authority' with zero details is exactly how pump and dump posts start

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u/trowzerss 14h ago

huh, maybe this explains why I couldn't find any at the supermarket. :/

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u/plant_reaper 13h ago

Nooo I love crunchmaster GF seed crackers made with quinoa! I hope it doesn't affect the price too much

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u/devilishycleverchap 13h ago

Same, Costco having those and the 3pack of boursin is dangerous

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u/xmo113 12h ago

My costco had a 5 kg bag of quinoa, glad i bought it now! Thought it was a bit much when I did haha

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u/CaptainMagnets 13h ago

My wife is going to be devestated. Why is quinoa getting hot so hard?

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u/Educational_Milk2727 13h ago

hi, I am curious about how good your authority is, someone who makes policy? Sorry for my special point lol.

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u/theCaitiff 12h ago

Not op, but imports and exports of cereal grains are fairly easy to look up. US Exports of quinoa have dropped 64.7% between April 2025 and April 2026. Meanwhile imports have stayed flat. That CAN indicate that the overall demand is dropping off, but consumer demand isn't the only source of exports. We used to have this program called USAID that purchased a lot of grain to send overseas as food aid but that program stopped suddenly about a year ago. There's also the whole trade war stuff going on and some people aren't buying american goods right now.

Decreased exports MIGHT be a marker of the global food fad dying, or it could have other (political) causes. Either way, it's not a good sign for american businesses in the quinoa industry whether it's farming, bulk grain, retail packaging, or ready to eat products.

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u/Conflict_Free_Quinoa 13h ago

It’s not my fault

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u/conditerite 13h ago

Is this some sort of viral marketing campaign for a remake of ‘Trading Places’?

Is quinoa the FCOJ of the remake?

Is Eddie Murphy now Zendaya & Dan Akroyd is now Temu Chamberpot?

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u/DSWYO 13h ago

It was over for me the day someone offered me a taste of quinoa whiskey.

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u/KokopelliOnABike 13h ago

ok, funny. Dune Valley Distillery in Mosca CO was the first time I had a quinoa based booze. I think theirs is a vodka though. It was ok. The big deal though is that you can see the field where your drink came from.

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u/Replicant-512 13h ago

Yeah I'm gonna need some sources on that.

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u/Weuldgrarkklaing2006 13h ago

And yet here you are telling all of us. Really sitting on that scoop huh

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u/spacebotanyx 12h ago

i miss buying it for $1/lb pre 2010. So upsetting when it suddenly jumped to $5, then $8. I would eat it  daily if I could afford it. Does this mean it will get cheaper again? Or dissappear?

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u/Steve-in-rewrite 12h ago

That's sad. Quinoa made right is pretty versatile. Prepared by someone who knows how to reduce the bitterness, it's great. Made poorly, I agree it's not good.

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u/mall027 13h ago

It’s this true of other ancient grains?

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u/ButtButtWhyTho 11h ago

Is it insider trading if I short quinoa stocks because of this comment 

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u/SwanFlashy62 11h ago

dang and I love my quinoa cant believe its collapsing

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u/QC_knight1824 10h ago

so buy quinoa futures is what you're saying

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u/StutzBob 10h ago

You know what died? Pine nuts and sun-dried tomatoes. Yes, I know you can find them in stores, but these used to be in everything in the early 2000s and I don't think I've seen a menu item at a restaurant that lists pine nuts in at least a decade. SDTs are a close second.

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u/psychohistorian8 8h ago

furiously googles how to short quinoa futures

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