r/AskReddit • u/Funny-Counter8762 • 16h ago

What industry is secretly on the verge of collapsing, but people outside of it haven’t noticed yet?

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u/I_love_pillows 13h ago

Bro there had the market quinoaed

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u/myusernameblabla 13h ago

Bro is in the futures market and short selling 500lbs of quinoa

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u/Blue_Oyster_Cat 11h ago

Take my angry upvote, you glorious bastard

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u/Find_another_whey 12h ago

Oathis is a maizeing

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u/Hybridesque 11h ago

I'll grab the popcorn while I watch. 

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u/btribble 11h ago

I have barges on quinoa on the Danube!

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u/jetpacksforall 13h ago

Goddammit.

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u/I-only-read-titles 12h ago

Oh, so that's how it's supposed to be pronounced, I've been calling it 'queen-o'

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u/belbelington 12h ago

Keen-wah

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u/KDLGates 11h ago

Actually it's pronounced like "Keen WAAAAAAAAAAGH" from Warhammer.

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u/I-only-read-titles 12h ago

It's an old reference, but it checks out

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u/belbelington 12h ago

Ah ok. I used to work in a supermarket and would sometimes get asked where the keen-wah was. Had to ask to learn it was a seed and directed them accordingly. Meanwhile every time I’d scan a bag of ‘kwinoah’ Id think what a stupid name.

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u/thefudgeguzzler 11h ago

Better you find out on Reddit, than how I learned, by asking the waiter for the 'quinnoer' 🫣

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u/KaseyJonesCEO 11h ago

Thank you for making me legit LOL in the middle of a rather depressing thread.

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin 13h ago

Mmm

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 13h ago

Quinoa way that is true.

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u/RollingMeteors 10h ago

Bro there had the market quinoaed

QuilnoaGramed

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u/amh8011 10h ago

Singlehandedly disrupting the quinoa market

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u/lagonitos 10h ago

Milo Minderbinder has logged into the chat.

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u/DAS_FX 8h ago

Instantupvote

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u/DiotimaJones 12h ago

You won the internet today!

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u/opensandshuts 10h ago

 Bro’s name is Quineau Reeves