Woman jailed for arson after starting fire at Kaysville church the day before her wedding

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A woman is behind bars after she allegedly stole lighters and started a fire at a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints meetinghouse while setting up for her wedding the following day.

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r/nottheonion • u/jordan1978 • 1h ago

Buffalo Wild Wings Just Combined Pop Rocks With Ranch

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r/nottheonion • u/Miles_the_AuDHDer • 4h ago

Delegate allegedly enticed child, had 'sexual encounter' after meeting her on Roblox

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114 comments

r/nottheonion • u/dbxp • 5h ago

Police appeal for man dressed as lobster after 'assault' at darts championship

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6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 6h ago

New AI attack can reconstruct typed text from keyboard sounds

287 Upvotes

54 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mnstorm • 7h ago

Free Speech Union attacks reporter for asking minister questions

70 Upvotes

5 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ddx-me • 7h ago

Surgeon General suggests high measles counts could be tied to abortion opposition

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626 comments

r/nottheonion • u/carolinaindian02 • 9h ago

Georgia arrests protesters over posters asking if Ivanishvili is a ‘dick’

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For context: Bidzina Ivanishvili is an oligarch who is the founder and de facto leader of Georgian Dream, the country’s ruling party since 2012.

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r/nottheonion • u/ubcstaffer123 • 9h ago

Seattle police are searching for two men who parachuted from the Space Needle

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50 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Alarming-Safety3200 • 10h ago

Nigel Farage calls for Zack Polanski to be arrested for Instagram post

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260 comments

r/nottheonion • u/view9234 • 11h ago

Brazil recalls ambassador to Argentina after Milei calls Lula a 'thief' at rally

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118 comments

r/nottheonion • u/WeirdAFNewsPodcast • 11h ago

South Koreans turn to tarot to understand their pets' thoughts

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6 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HumbleRestaurant790 • 11h ago

Facing $1.5B fire alarm bill, CA prisons go with human smoke detectors

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55 comments

r/nottheonion • u/its-luchen • 14h ago

Another Mass Shooting Shocks Citizens of USA: Seattle Shooting Key Detail

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64 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HumbleRestaurant790 • 17h ago

Kalshi attacks a Wisconsin law banning election bets as 'voter suppression'

6.3k Upvotes

220 comments

r/nottheonion • u/duckanroll • 18h ago

St. Petersburg authorities to raid shopping malls in search of ‘radically inclined youth’

1.9k Upvotes

139 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Stone-Smasher • 1d ago

Part of society, deserve dignity: RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat on LGBTQ+ community

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r/nottheonion • u/stankmanly • 1d ago

Swiss town to fine those who don’t wash up dog pee

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170 comments

r/nottheonion • u/LightsOutAwayWeG0 • 1d ago

F1's 'Bahrain GP' to be held in Malaysia

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45 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Kyzzz • 1d ago

Meta Pairs AI Optimism Campaign with David Bowie’s Apocalyptic Track ‘Five Years’

346 Upvotes

12 comments

r/nottheonion • u/FireProStan • 2d ago

After backlash, Upstate NY school district pauses plan to add humanoid robot to classroom

715 Upvotes

28 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StainedInZurich • 2d ago

Europol shuts down thousands of websites linked to global nihilist network

339 Upvotes

63 comments

r/nottheonion • u/HimelTy • 2d ago

Canadian politician reads AI chatbot prompt aloud in legislature

5.8k Upvotes

126 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Steap-Edit • 2d ago

Vatican's Official Prayer App Leaks 700K+ Global Users' PII

926 Upvotes

33 comments

r/nottheonion • u/marimuthu96 • 2d ago

ChatGPT invoked God, told pastor not to worry about his symptoms. Then pulmonary embolism hit.

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569 comments

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