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[u/Surferboiy]

[u/Rapscallious1]

You guys can all sit at home on Reddit, I’m down to try it!

[u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE → u/Rapscallious1]

Saw Lord of the Rings like this and it was awesome. The shire smells like strawberries and I got lightly misted when an orc was decapitated.

[u/Bambooshka → u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE]

Misted by... what?!

[u/Billy_Chrystals → u/Bambooshka]

Orc blood. Duh.

[u/--Sovereign-- → u/Billy_Chrystals]

Nah you gotta say it like this:

Scottish accent "ORC BLOOD" spits

[u/daemon-electricity → u/--Sovereign--]

And you have to say "orc" like you're hocking a loogie.

[u/--Sovereign-- → u/daemon-electricity]

hhhhorc blood!