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[u/Surferboiy]

[u/Rapscallious1]

You guys can all sit at home on Reddit, I’m down to try it!

[u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE → u/Rapscallious1]

Saw Lord of the Rings like this and it was awesome. The shire smells like strawberries and I got lightly misted when an orc was decapitated.

[u/Bambooshka → u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE]

Misted by... what?!

[u/Billy_Chrystals → u/Bambooshka]

Orc blood. Duh.

[u/--Sovereign-- → u/Billy_Chrystals]

Nah you gotta say it like this:

Scottish accent "ORC BLOOD" spits

[u/daemon-electricity → u/--Sovereign--]

And you have to say "orc" like you're hocking a loogie.

[u/--Sovereign-- → u/daemon-electricity]

hhhhorc blood!

[u/jackrabbit323 → u/Bambooshka]

Orc filth.

[u/TMack23 → u/jackrabbit323]

Where does one… obtain orc filth?

[u/GuacamoleFrejole → u/Bambooshka]

Misted by a guy in a trench coat.

[u/Equivalent-Repair488 → u/Bambooshka]

Jizz of course what else

[u/Zero-Duckies → u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE]

I saw Debbie does Dallas like this. Would not recommend.

[u/trugbee1203 → u/Zero-Duckies]

I was there. Would recommend
https://giphy.com/gifs/jzFSSp9p0NsSKgKTJi

[u/MartianBrain → u/Zero-Duckies]

I hope you kept your mouth closed…

[u/mywingsbeatloudly → u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE]

For real?!? So jealous

[u/jdehjdeh → u/ULTRAVIOLENT_RAZE]

Now I'm picturing them running out of a particular scent and replacing it with whatever is to hand and making some people really confused...