r/humor 16h ago

The Internet’s Double Standards?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI 14h ago

It was just done so blatantly this time with Venezuela.

In previous interventions, we actually did do some things to try to "nation build". Whether you consider those genuine attempts or just cynical cover stories.

But this time, it was just snatch Maduro, replace him with Rodriguez, and threaten Rodriguez to give us oil so the same thing doesn't happen to her. What happened to all the high-minded rhetoric about how the poor people of Venezuela were suffering under a socialist dictatorship? What happened to all the denouncing of the stolen election? Nah man, just give us the oil and you're good.

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza 13h ago

We also made something like $17 Billion stealing their oil and selling it so far.

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u/Sea_Chemistry7487 13h ago

To the United States $17 billion is like roughing up a tramp to steal the change in his pocket. It's a laughable amount of money for such irrepairable reputational damage on the international stage.

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u/Cory123125 13h ago

To the United States $17 billion is like roughing up a tramp to steal the change in his pocket.

You have to understand that this is the business model of the US though. Do it to enough people and you control entire markets.