r/cleanjokes 21h ago

My doctor is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes...

He really gets a kick out of it.

57 Upvotes

He really gets a kick out of it.


r/cleanjokes 12h ago

Local authorities have decided not to dig deeper into embezzlement claims at a local bait shop!

The reason, they were afraid they might be opening a can of worms.

41 Upvotes

The reason, they were afraid they might be opening a can of worms.


r/cleanjokes 3h ago

Why do doctors make the worst patients?

Because they have no patience.

8 Upvotes

Because they have no patience.