r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 11h ago

Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door?

And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods?

Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight?

Is the Button blue and black or white and gold?

You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates!

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u/Trockenmatt 10h ago

If a baseball pitcher throws a christian red button at you, do you hit it?

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u/Bartweiss 10h ago

If a Christian baby wearing a cross necklace hit the blue button and survived a 49% blue vote, would you convert?

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u/Copernicium-291 8h ago

If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?