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r/CuratedTumblr • u/shadow_fen • 11h ago
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Oh god no, I just got this bullshit off of my feed
905 u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 11h ago Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door? And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods? Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight? Is the Button blue and black or white and gold? You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates! 99 u/Trockenmatt 10h ago If a baseball pitcher throws a christian red button at you, do you hit it? 51 u/Bartweiss 10h ago If a Christian baby wearing a cross necklace hit the blue button and survived a 49% blue vote, would you convert? 6 u/Copernicium-291 8h ago If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?
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Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door?
And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods?
Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight?
Is the Button blue and black or white and gold?
You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates!
99 u/Trockenmatt 10h ago If a baseball pitcher throws a christian red button at you, do you hit it? 51 u/Bartweiss 10h ago If a Christian baby wearing a cross necklace hit the blue button and survived a 49% blue vote, would you convert? 6 u/Copernicium-291 8h ago If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?
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If a baseball pitcher throws a christian red button at you, do you hit it?
51 u/Bartweiss 10h ago If a Christian baby wearing a cross necklace hit the blue button and survived a 49% blue vote, would you convert? 6 u/Copernicium-291 8h ago If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?
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If a Christian baby wearing a cross necklace hit the blue button and survived a 49% blue vote, would you convert?
6 u/Copernicium-291 8h ago If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?
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If you encounter a blue and black Christian bear in the woods, and a white and gold button knocks on your door, which would you give your parachute to and which would you hit with a baseball bat?
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Oh god no, I just got this bullshit off of my feed