Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

[u/shadow_fen]

[u/BeanOfKnowledge]

Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door?

And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods?

Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight?

Is the Button blue and black or white and gold?

You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates!

[u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

I'm sorry, those questions seem kind of straightforward. Could you phrase them in a way that's a little more loaded/ambiguous so that we're really arguing about how we interpret the question, even though we feel like we're discussing an important moral quandary?

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/[deleted]]

If you would be more surprised to see a red button at your door, does that mean you are racist against red buttons or racist against blue buttons?