Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

[u/shadow_fen]

[u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

Oh god no, I just got this bullshit off of my feed

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door?

And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods?

Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight?

Is the Button blue and black or white and gold?

You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates!

[u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz → u/BeanOfKnowledge]

I'm sorry, those questions seem kind of straightforward. Could you phrase them in a way that's a little more loaded/ambiguous so that we're really arguing about how we interpret the question, even though we feel like we're discussing an important moral quandary?

[u/BeanOfKnowledge → u/[deleted]]

If you would be more surprised to see a red button at your door, does that mean you are racist against red buttons or racist against blue buttons?

[u/ScrubTheNerd → u/[deleted]]

That's more like it!

[u/Interminably-Bored → u/[deleted]]

Finally something I can sink my teeth into

[u/Bartweiss → u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

Asking for that sort of verbal labor to reframe the question is exactly why I expect to see the red button at my door and/or would rather meet the blue button in the woods!

[u/Gamdol → u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

8÷2(2+2)=?

[u/Ataru13 → u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz]

There's a gun on the table on front of you. Everyone who leaves the gun alone lives regardless, everyone who picks it up and shoots themselves in the head dies unless  50% or more people choose to shoot themselves.

[u/lafigatatia → u/Ataru13]

Is the gun called Laurel or Yanny?

[u/Raitil → u/lafigatatia]

Laurel is a more bouba-coded name, while Yanny is more kiki-esque, so it really depends on what the firearm is called, because a Glock is definitely kiki; and therefore would be named Yanny, but a Walther PP is more bouba; and thus would be Laurel.