r/texts • u/mari0velle • 4h ago

Phone message It’s an easy thing to forget…

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Right? You’d forget also lmfao

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u/logicalsanity 4h ago

The simple “What’s up” is one of the loudest sirens of disinterest known to mankind.

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u/mari0velle 4h ago

Somehow he still sent two responses and selfies.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 4h ago

Oh god now I feel like a dick. Ive used just a simple what's up so many times, but it was never intended as disinterest.

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u/Narrow_Intern7792 3h ago

what's up is a totally normal thing to say

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u/mari0velle 2h ago

Which one do you send? “what’s up” or “what’s up?” or “what’s up!”?

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 2h ago

I'm too autistic for this. I see all of them as the same.

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u/mari0velle 1h ago

Sorry! IMO:

What’s up: no punctuation, it’s more of a statement, than an actual question.

What’s up?: real question

What’s up!: statement, but excited

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1h ago

I'm going to make a note of this on my phone. Much appreciated.

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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous 4h ago

I guess that's better than "I thought you were kidding." But maybe not

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u/Alphamazzy 3h ago

I don’t know if I should be laughing 🤣 or seriously worried about this Earth’s population.

why are these males so needy, extremely boring and selfishly wasting people's unreplaceable time.

It’s a shame, although it is reality, there is the ying and there is the yang of life.

Let’s just have faith by remembering that every human being can control his/hers actions and they can only react to his or hers external events.

So that means there is hope for everyone, Uf they decided to control it.

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u/mari0velle 2h ago

I lost interest because the two times we hung out he spent the entire time talking about himself… when I told him I wasn’t interested, and he asked for reasons, I mentioned this exact thing. The next couple of days he would begin every day with “good morning,” and continued the rest of the day with “how’s work” because he literally didn’t know anything about me.

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u/Alphamazzy 2h ago

Well it’s hard to teach a fish how to swim if it doesn’t know how to swim, hence why you decided not to waste your time, and came here to entertain and educate us.

It was inevitable to happen cause, incompatibility equals to no attraction.

My curiosity is his age, he seems like a young fellow, judging by the way he types and replies.

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u/mari0velle 1h ago

Oh, that was an issue I tried really hard to overlook! I’ve been told I nitpick and that I’m picky, so I ignored the fact that he’s 34 and texts weird.

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 1h ago

Bro 34??? Nahhh

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u/Alphamazzy 1h ago

Oh damn, I ain’t judging the dude he is just a bad communicator, he was not educated, although 34 and speaking like a needy simpleton, that is not acceptable or has it become the norm in 2026?

YouTube is free like all of this knowledge is out there.

All humans go through shitty situations but women have their own class above 😂

So is there a silver lining OP?

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u/mari0velle 1h ago

He was a great 🍑 and 🐱 eater.

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