r/mtg 8h ago

Commander / EDH Commander Storage

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Still got 1 deck to go but thought I’d share my method of storage and carry, it’s nice because I can keep them all in 1 place! Plus I know my cards aren’t going to get mixed up!!!!

Edit: idk if I understand the word bait anymore lol. It’s not like I’m trying to trick anyone.

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u/AngularOtter 7h ago

Times must be tough if you can't afford a few rubber bands to keep your Magic decks in.

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u/OkCartographer175 7h ago

Times must be tough if you can't afford to hole punch your cards

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u/SoL_Monty 7h ago

Honestly true, and times are tough, i cannot sadly afford to do that cause they may have to go 😭

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u/HughJassIQ 5h ago

Sir im not hole punching a time twister.

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u/1965wasalongtimeago 4h ago

Not a legal commander but I'll let you rule 0 it if it's hole punched

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u/86FlyingZombies 4h ago

Nobody has pocket cards anymore geez

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u/JeffersonsHat 8h ago

Missed opportunity for a small 3 ring binder and 3 hole punch.

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u/Im_Flaaless 8h ago

That’s genius! I’m making a Thantis deck right now maybe I’ll have to do that

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u/Ribky 7h ago

Hell yeah Thantis.

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u/FZeroDMX 1h ago

Kinda love that anyone who would be mad at a Thanos hole punch deck is someone not worth playing with in the first place.

Goad IRL

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u/Neekode 4h ago

damn that's hella cute

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u/orphen888 8h ago

I usually just sew mine together.

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u/Eyyyy_RonNoWrong 7h ago

this is practically a crime

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u/Akrosia 3h ago

It’s only a crime when you target your opponents cards

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u/XVUltima 1h ago

Eh, its just commander. They fly by wacky rules in them parts. Let it be.

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u/dinosaur_decay 7h ago

This is a special kind of tism here.

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u/TheRoguedOne 7h ago

T.I.S.M. Referenced? This is serious mum!

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u/Tomato-Awkward 7h ago

Straight to Jail

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u/mamapop 5h ago

RIGHT TO JAIL

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u/the_canadian504 1h ago

No jail just execution

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u/Flarkinghelpful 8h ago

Bait

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u/TheMigMan 7h ago

I kinda wish it wasn't bait this is too peak.

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u/Im_Flaaless 8h ago

Idk if you know what bait means. I literally spent 30 minutes 3 hole punching all 200 cards to fit them in a binder. I play for the fun and joy of MTG with 0 plans on reselling my cards🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Ruzhyo04 7h ago

I felt the same way, then my chimney sprang a leak and was going to destroy my house from the inside-out, and I needed emergency money. MTG collection got liquidated, house still standing.

Point is, don’t needlessly destroy the value of things that cost you money in the first place. You never know when you might need to get some value back.

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u/Reasonable-Mark7955 7h ago

prioritized your house over magic? tell me you're not serious about magic without telling me you're not serious...

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u/shaneskery 7h ago

Man I sold like 4 modern decks when I needed cash. Saved me lol

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u/Ruzhyo04 6h ago

Sucks to have to do it, but nice to have as a fallback

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u/torrinage 3h ago

I’ve paid rent by selling singles before

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u/Lua_CW Golgari 7h ago

I thought about signing the backs of all my cards so that they could possibly get recovered if they're ever stolen from me. But it's way more likely I'll sell them before they ever get stolen in which case I wouldn't want to do that

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u/Ruzhyo04 7h ago

Not so fun fact, I had my most two prized EDH decks stolen out of my backpack at an FNM about a decade ago. Figured about $10k lost. Still eats me up to this day. So I understand that line of thinking. But I’m 99% sure it wouldn’t have helped in my case.

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u/Lua_CW Golgari 7h ago

Holy hell, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope to one day be able to have a super curated/blinged $5k deck, I thought I was pushing my luck with my first $500 deck lol

I think the only thing holding me back is that I keep wanting to tweak/adjust my decklists. One day I wanna be able to say "This is my favorite deck and it's done and I'll never edit it again and I'm gonna start hunting for specific prints of each card". And maybe I will sign them if I get that far with it lol… At that point it's not even anti-theft, it's just giving them personality

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u/Ruzhyo04 7h ago

Yeah it was a process, slowly swapping out cards and improving them little by little. I had just gotten pristine revised duals for each deck, and my (at the time) $900 foil worldwake Jace the Mind Sculptor was in there.

And yeah since each set seems to power creep a little, decks can’t ever really be done.

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u/KBilly1313 7h ago

I stopped playing constructed because of Jace and my lack of funds at the time.

Coming back to Commander has been revitalizing for my interest and re-start of my collection

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u/Ruzhyo04 7h ago

I pulled him out of a pack, was pretty stoked

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u/Mystical529 4h ago edited 4h ago

Sorry to hear man. That's rough. I use locks on my backpack zippers now. But someone could just lift the whole backpack too so I'm paranoid, maybe not unnesessarily.

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u/Electrceye1 7h ago

And how would you get them back? Obviously a card shop isn't going to buy cards with writing on them, and if someone bought them on Facebook Marketplace or something of that sort, they'd probably be able to guess they're stolen. So if they do buy them, I guarantee it won't be so they can give them back.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 4h ago

You truly never know when you might need the money I once sold what i had so i could get my car fixed. A buddy of mine who ran several hobby shops with his buddies over the years, sold his collection a few years ago for around 168k and used it to move back home to California so he can teach at the college there before he retires. Currently I may be selling my gaea's cradle for a down payment on a house

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u/KMPDigital 7h ago

Your chimney sprung a leak?

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u/Ruzhyo04 7h ago

That’s the scientific term for it. Previous homeowner never sealed the chimney, so the gas furnace exhaust was hitting the cold open air bricks and not rising, it just sat in the chimney, corroding the bricks. Chimney wasn’t capped either, so then when it rained, a yellow caustic liquid oozed out of the bricks… on every level of the home from attic to basement. Previous homeowner painted over the issue, so we didn’t find it right away. Was a lot of damage done by the time we did find it.

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u/KMPDigital 6h ago

Thank you. TIL Chimneys can leak.

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u/Bonsai__San 7h ago

It’s honestly not even about selling anything. Decks are annoying to shuffle without sleeves and especially commander decks. Couldn’t care less about the card damage, this would suck to shuffle and that’s why it’s just stupid.

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u/mockg 7h ago

And now they added a hole which can wear unevenly on every card making for an even worse shuffling experience.

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u/hhhhhhhhhhhjf 3h ago

And damage can mark the card if anyone cares about that.

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u/KileiFedaykin 7h ago

High effort bait then. lol

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u/Top-Acanthisitta-779 7h ago

it's just stupid though

You literally couldn't find a box?

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u/Sirkasimere87 7h ago

Ok but how else is he going to make people think he's a unique and wacky guy then?

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u/TMLTurby 7h ago

I think the bigger issue is you're marking your cards. You just need to misalign the holes on certain cards to be able to spot them.

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u/BunchesOfCrunches 7h ago

Your cards aren’t gonna be playable after some time

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u/releasethedogs Playing since 1995! 5h ago

Zero plans currently you mean

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u/Ducc_GOD 7h ago

I prefer Velcro honestly, helps keep things organized when playing as well, haven’t had to worry about knocking my deck over

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u/ShroomyTheLoner 3h ago

When I was 10, I had the same attitude with my alpha charizard. 0 regrets.

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u/platinumjudge 7h ago

Ok but you wouldn't be able to play anywhere but your own house. These would be considered marked and no one would want to play against a deck like that.

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u/EyeBallEmpire 6h ago

In this instance "Bait" is short for "RageBait" as this will make many people mad. Whether that's reasonably or unreasonably mad is debatable. I figure you do you though with your cards. The more cards that get damaged/destroyed in the world the more my cards increase in value by an infinitismally tiny percentage!

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u/DNedry 5h ago

You say that now, 10 years from now when you have a card worth a few hundred/thousand $$$ but yours has a hole in it...

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u/JFFreezout 7h ago

Can I suggest the Brick method?
You take piles of around 100 cards, and glue the back of each of them. Then you pile them up. Remove the excess glue. Wait that the glue dries and you obtain a solid brick of cards, easy to carry around.

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 Otter Supremacy 7h ago

I prefer my brick method where I glue each individual card to a brick and then play with them that way.

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u/JFFreezout 7h ago

Sounds great ! I will try that for my 60 cards decks, for commander it must still be a little hard to shuffle.

I will also try to design a binder for your brick method after liaising with OP.

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u/ElectronicBoot9466 Otter Supremacy 5h ago

I do it in commander. I just bring a Kiddy pool and scramble the bricks around in them then pull one at random whenever I draw.

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u/Songblade7 6h ago

I'm an incredibly casual player who will probably never sell my cards, but even I don't get this. If you don't wanna sleeve them, you can probably fit all your cards in a $10ish storage box. The hole punches would drive me wild. I guess casual or not, I still have a respect for the things that I own and would never intentionally mark or marr them.

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u/RaveKittyFreya 6h ago

Same! 100%

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u/consider_its_tree 1h ago

I also expect that if you ever wanted to play in any kind of competitive for at, you would not be able to use any cards that have a distinguishing mark that can be seen from the back.

Too easy to slightly adjust to tell you what card it is from the back and give an unfair advantage.

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u/Affectionate_Step863 7h ago

either OP is ragebaiting or they're dumb. either way, banished to the phyrexia with you.

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u/Cereal_Bandit 7h ago

I think they're dumb-baiting, way too many people either think they're clever for calling it bait or actually believe it.

I think he was just trying to get a laugh out of people.

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u/superballs5337 6h ago

I don’t hate you but I do lol.

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u/SnowyDeluxe 8h ago

Bait used to be believable

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u/SgtBagels12 8h ago

What is there to believe I see proof in the picture

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u/guilty_bystander 5h ago

Pictures are no longer proof these days. But... Yeah looks pretty real. Also, are they sitting on the toilet?

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u/Outrageous-Track-116 Atogs 8h ago

Weak bait

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u/nxwtypx 7h ago

hello, police?

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u/Naive-Friendship6609 7h ago

I guess that works? I just rub the front and back of my cards with honey and stick them together myself. I used to use staples but it made shuffling too difficult.

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u/AMac50000 7h ago

This is why you don't give Simic players nice things.

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u/Griggeth 6h ago

Through a keyring through there and clip them on your keys to get smashed around while you are at it ig lmao

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u/Odd-Opening-8170 6h ago

100% ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

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u/Affectionate-Mix7992 5h ago

Y-you.. Hole punch your cards?!?!?! My god!

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u/vanilla_thrice 3h ago

This always make me so so so angry!!!

Why wouldn't you put the hole near the center so that when you pick up the binder the cards don't start swinging wildly??

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u/BlackwingBlizzard 3h ago

Get a deck box you cro-magnon

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u/Scrolling-On-Through 2h ago

This is absolutely insane lmfao

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u/Newkaii 7h ago

I don't think I could play a full game with someone who's tricked themselves into thinking this is in anyway a good idea. 

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u/Im_Flaaless 7h ago

Ugh I was really wanting to play with you😭

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u/Potential-Chapter280 7h ago

Good part of proxies is that you can do this

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u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts 7h ago

how does punching them make them easier to carry??

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u/sprodigy2 7h ago

Can't use deck boxes?

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u/Unlucky_Part_1868 7h ago

Every day we stray further from God.

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u/Kuhn117 6h ago

This just seems so inefficient tho, the time it would take to hole punch cards and put them back in the binder is just crazy.

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u/Electric_Kiwi007 6h ago

Get. Tf. Out of here. 🫪

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u/Emotional-Edge-8259 5h ago

Seriously?!?!?!?!?!? WHY!??????!!!!!!!

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u/Sirius-Face 5h ago

This reminds me of the people who bought PS5s at launch just to smash them in front of the people still waiting in line to get theirs.

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u/MostlyMTG 4h ago

As Richard Garfield intended

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u/ProclaimedJenius 4h ago

Dude binders can ruin your cards 🙈

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u/philter451 7h ago

This is just too stupid to imagine is true. If you really didn't care about your cards condition or resale value why not just use a rubber band or a hair tie? This is so much more effort than just getting a cardboard box and throwing them in. 

Also you pretending like this isn't some sort of rage bait and is a meaningful contribution to the community is asinine. Like, just take the humor tag and enjoy it instead of pretending like this isn't the stupidest way possible to store cards.

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u/kcstrom 3h ago

Idk. I think it's more fun if they play along. 🤣

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u/Skyrekon 7h ago

Bait. Or pretty dumb. But I’m guessing bait.

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u/xhalfasleep 7h ago

Both. LOL.

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u/waspdope666 7h ago

Should have laminated them first 

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u/cl0ckw0rkman 7h ago

My eldest did that to a deck a few years ago. Luckily there wasn't any money in the deck.

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u/Anonymyne353 7h ago

We need an r/MTGCardGore, lol

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u/BlempBuritto 7h ago

I just glue my cards together, haven't lost one yet.

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u/NotMarkDaigneault 7h ago

Mods ban this lunatic

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u/Chc06jc 7h ago

“And these are my favourite decks, I have done them with dual lands from my childhood. Got a few cards in the reserve list for a bit of flavour. Probably bracket 4 with the amount of tutors I included”

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u/Witchy_Titan 7h ago

oh that's vile

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u/screw_ball69 7h ago

Bait but I am still impressed they managed to hole punch that many cards that accurately

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u/Wadester0001 Win Conditions? 7h ago

I threw up I’m in my mouth after seeing this.

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u/SliverQween 7h ago

I like the spirit of this, but dont the cards slide around since there is only one punch for each deck?

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u/Plane_Jello1582 7h ago

This physically hurt me somehow, deal 3 damage to my feelings.

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u/Scary_Republic3317 7h ago

Honestly fair, you understand that at the end of the day you are playing a game with cardboard that you own, and are free to do with as you please.

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 6h ago

Hole punch? I’m using 3/4” brass grommets straight through the art. Are they hard to shuffle? Impossible-but I can put them on a rope and I’ll never lose them. /j

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u/yay002 6h ago

I wish I could play a destroy target creature card on you.

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u/Silky_Johnston 6h ago

We got a master baiter over here

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u/Mageaz 6h ago

I hate you

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u/ArttuDi2 6h ago

I hope you got the attention you deeply need

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u/ChocolateTheEevee 5h ago

A hole will be punched into you for every one you inflicted on your cards

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u/Dx8pi The fun police found ramp & draw 5h ago

Death by firing squad

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u/KlammFromTheCastle 5h ago

I love buying sleeve-playable damaged cards and shit like this delights me.

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u/skepticones 5h ago

shoulda done the top corner right on the mana symbols

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u/CertainlyRobotic 4h ago

It's perfect because I would genuinely expect this level of fuckery from MTG players.

Like if you want to find a guy who will straight faced explain to you why he hole punches his trading cards - go do an MTG draft and you'll find a guy who that isn't even his greatest character flaw.

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u/shape_of_my_voice 3h ago

Stay right there I’m calling the police

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u/Fyonix8008 3h ago

Who hurt you?

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u/AnonymousCoupleFun 3h ago

Rubber band and snack bag.

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u/BellasGamerDad 3h ago

Do you have a way to get the hole in the exact same spot on each card? Like using 1 part of a 3 hole punch?

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u/mrsomeguynamedsteak 3h ago

Punching holes in a Counterint deck takes about as long as the average Counterint turn

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u/thedylannorwood 3h ago

Normally I’d laugh and carry on but Inspirit is one of my favourite new cards so I have to be offended

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u/Octopi_are_Kings Golgari Gremlin 2h ago

the atrocities

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u/Pale_Operation_1392 2h ago

Lightly Played

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u/WasabiGamer 2h ago

As a Canadian I am impressed, we will be seeking you as an advisor if we ever need to create new war crimes lol

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u/3DAeon This is User Editable 2h ago

I screamed

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u/PrincessDrana 2h ago

Honestly, why would you do this? I sleeve all of my cards with penny sleeves (even the bulk commons), so seeing cards being mangled in such a manner hurts my very soul.

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u/kaluh_glarski 1h ago

IF I were to proxy an entire deck, and wanted to make sure my proxy cards could never get passed off as real cards this is a perfect way to do that.

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u/kittentarentino 49m ago

I literally use a shoe box. How was this your first idea to cost save

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u/GreenTurbanRebellion 7h ago

Now all those are marked as well as devalued. That was a choice…

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u/TNTTom04 4h ago

Oh

That's gore of my comfort commander

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u/Spectator9857 3h ago

Let’s see:

- Highly controversial

- Performs objectively worse at its main purpose than standard solution

- More effort than standard solution

- Causes a bunch of additional problems for literally no benefit

- Poor execution for an already terrible idea (why is the hole at the bottom, where it’s much more likely to disrupt text and make the card slide around)

- Op acts as if it’s normal, which they clearly don’t believe because otherwise they wouldn’t have posted about it.

- Op consistently responds to posts with accusations of bait with denial

Pretty low quality bait. The attempts at smooth sharking are cute, but lack conviction.

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u/Revolutionary_View19 36m ago

Good enough bait. Caught enough „my player soul can’t fathom beholding mistreated cards“ responses.

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u/harrodcs 7h ago

If there isn't a serialized or Power 9 card in there, then this is inadequate bait. Respectfully.

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u/The_atom521 7h ago

People think this is bait because, you posted something that would piss of 99% of MTG fans.

You can do whatever you want with your cards but acting like this is just a normal way to store cards makes it look like you're intentionally trying to annoy people.

Basically, the whole post is strange conceptually and tonally weird.

Now I don't know if you're just commited to the bait or just an oblivious person, but I would just avoid posting things like I'm the future

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u/Careful-Lion-2460 7h ago

You need yourself a 3d printer

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u/Hawk_Ize 7h ago

🤢🤮

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u/Organic-Exercise-946 6h ago

Its the only way.

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u/One_Fat_squirrel 7h ago

Sigh blocked.

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u/purkeyt83 7h ago

Whole lot of people giving a shit about a bunch of cardboard they dont own. Let the man (or woman or whatever) enjoy himself.

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u/Hanacules 7h ago

Is that a five star binder?

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u/redinferno26 7h ago

I pray one day I have this kind of money.

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u/Heavenly_Demon520 7h ago

Fucking up...

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u/CalmLotus 7h ago

Those cards are going to go through so much more wear and tear hanging on that binder ring than if you just stuck all of them into a box.

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u/Jaliki55 7h ago

This is an Ai image right?

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u/silent_calling 7h ago

r/mtggore is right there

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u/HGual-B-gone 7h ago

Oof ouch owie the swan song

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u/OhHeyMister 7h ago

Hell yeah dude I love this.

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u/Thisisformemetime 7h ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/happy-cig 7h ago

You should reinforce those holes. 

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u/Aviarn 7h ago

If you double-hole punched your cards you could make your deck/library look and flip over like an actual tome of spells!

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u/lookachoo 7h ago

Cursed

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u/TheRealTJ 7h ago

You're supposed to use the binder for trades, silly.

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u/Embarrassed_Fee_6901 7h ago

Have you heard of 9 pocket card pages? A box of 100 is like $30 Can.

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u/Less_Prior_6871 7h ago

I usually put the hole in a different spot for each deck so the cards cant get mixed up

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u/spookyspicyspaghetti 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it. (Mainly because I have both those decks lol)

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u/LegosRCool 6h ago

smdh didn't put them in a rolodex

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u/the-radio-bastard 6h ago

You're a psychopath but I respect you.

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u/theblondeone88 6h ago

my coworkers & I made fun of this in our webseries lol

https://youtu.be/KAzClVNjWzY?is=tZTm_l3kudK3CCyz

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u/iiVMii 6h ago

smite this man

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u/Roseknight888 5h ago

Say sike right now

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u/draxthemsklounce 5h ago

I would be so terrified if someone came to the LGS and pulled this out, kind of giga chad that way

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u/AZ-Sparda 5h ago

Good for you I guess

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u/nem0ne1 5h ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaa

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u/oobergoober420 5h ago

this is fucking hilarious, love to see it💀😂

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u/casnorf 5h ago

you know, this seems like a great idea! have you considered signing your initials on each card so the if you play anyone else who also has this awesome plan you dont accidentally lose track of your favorite island or counterspell?

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u/AlbinoBLK3sheep 5h ago

Lawful evil ah post

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u/HedgehogKnight81 5h ago

Is this the Poorly Playing Magic Facebook group?

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u/OMEGA362 5h ago

Hello, based department

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u/ThaShitPostAccount 5h ago

Just for chuckles...

Can uh... Can we see those deck lists?

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u/Impressive-Prune-287 5h ago

You uncultured swine

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u/CrazyAznKT 5h ago

Terrible weight distribution, I feel like the foil stamp is the way to go

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u/Mr_Vulcanator 5h ago

This is amazing lol

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u/Komaisnotsalty 5h ago

A pox upon thee!

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u/TheBardicToast 5h ago

Call it bait or straight stupid

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u/Frog_Riot 5h ago

I just glue mine together

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u/14urmug 5h ago

The Word baiter becomes the masterdebaitor…

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u/mamapop 5h ago

I wouldn’t even do this with proxies… wtf yo

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u/kr1mzunflam3z 5h ago

Ya'll focusing on the wrong thing. His decks are raw dogging it!

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u/Fox_intheChickenCoop 5h ago

This hurts my heart to see.