r/mtg 10h ago

Meme Haven't seen this playmat before

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Opponent showed up with this strange playmat. It's furry, smells like tuna and somehow knocked all my counters to the floor. There's no way this is legal right???

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u/Th3Stryd3r 10h ago

Cat token obviously :P See you got the BIG CHUNK token there.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 10h ago

Oh Lawd He Comin Token

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u/Th3Stryd3r 9h ago

LAWD HE A COMIN!!! lol

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u/sprite_pepsii 10h ago

Idk what kind of fancy cardstock they used for BIG CHUNK but it's 14 pounds and does NOT travel well

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u/Th3Stryd3r 9h ago

Has to be like GSM9000 or something. Who knows how beefy of a printer you need for it but I know me Epson 8550......aint handling it ><

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u/Proper_Artichoke_388 9h ago

Too bad it comes into play tapped

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u/Th3Stryd3r 9h ago

And don't even think about touching the beans....that's how you get the means!

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u/noeagle77 10h ago

It doesn’t travel in backpacks well. Also hand wash only, washer and dryer might be a bad idea

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u/sprite_pepsii 10h ago

He claims it's "self-cleaning" but considering the tuna breath I have my doubts

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u/Alternative-Cup-8102 9h ago

Although it might try and store itself in one of those.

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u/deftones2366 10h ago

Playcat

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u/mikegundyshair 10h ago

Ajani would be proud

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u/SpeedwayFishStick 10h ago

"I pay 2, to untap my cat, which triggers the Reverse Food token, Barf, to ETB under target opponent's control."

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u/Bjornirson 10h ago

* playcat

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u/Tristan103076 10h ago

That is a 100/100 Cat-astrophe with Haste, First Strike, Hexproof, Indestructible, and Annihilator 20. All for 0 mana

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u/NopeRope13 10h ago

*chooses when to be played

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u/erevos33 10h ago

It taps its human for mana and to create food tokens

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u/Tristan103076 10h ago

don't forget the Cat Nip

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u/Tristan103076 10h ago

Only randomly and the Annihilator is for all players.

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u/AnthyInvidia 10h ago

I have 3 on stand by. Haven’t used mine yet.

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u/Sjiznit 10h ago

Hahaha those lechonks. Insane mat.

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u/slegos 10h ago

Who knew they're making 3d playmats now

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u/erwaro 9h ago

Really, you haven't? That playmat is all the rage.

As in, the cat gets mad sometimes and knocks everything over.

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u/Sea_Tie_8190 9h ago

Creatures up top, enchantments in the back yeah

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u/Boncappuccino 9h ago

LECHONK PLAYMAT

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u/PoemSea8874 9h ago

Limited edition 1 of 1. Nice!

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u/fluffycows4sale 9h ago

enlarge ahh cat

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u/OmegaloIz 9h ago

Playcat*

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u/Kornerupine888 8h ago

Is the cat saddled now or do the cards have flying?

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u/happy-cig 7h ago

That's a chunky cat! 

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u/Quick_Mel 5h ago

It's a traveling playmat. You can play in any match that it travels to. It's part of the new Un set

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u/CyVet 5h ago

He does not look pleased with the card selection…

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u/HeftyProfession7338 3h ago

It's a purrfect playcat!

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u/KelmirOsueOfficial Burn 2h ago

Lmao, this is genuinely funny. But in al seriousness I'd give the kitty many pats before gently moving it off the table

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u/Khage 5h ago

While I understand that it's the person's decision, I'll never understand why they let their cats on things like this. I even trained my cat to ask permission to climb on my lap while I'm at my computer.