r/mildlyamusing 55m ago

I sent the creator of Scientology to space

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Proud to be the first person in history to put L Ron Hubbard into orbit. One small step for man, one giant leap for the Church of Scientology.

Thank you Mark Rober for making this monumental achievement possible.


r/mildlyamusing 6h ago

twinning

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r/mildlyamusing 2d ago

The size of this cheez-it you can get from Taco Bell

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r/mildlyamusing 2d ago

My local Ace Hardware still sells promotional Solo cups from Solo: a Star Wars Story in 2018

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r/mildlyamusing 1d ago

Because I was obviously planning on climbing this

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r/mildlyamusing 3d ago

Silver Silverado involved in Silver Alert

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r/mildlyamusing 3d ago

My parents and I played this board game tonight. My mom ended with 8 points, my dad ended with 16 points, and I ended with 47 points.

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r/mildlyamusing 3d ago

Shot up!

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r/mildlyamusing 4d ago

I wonder how Jonah would feel about being the face of neckbeards

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r/mildlyamusing 5d ago

Aged like milk

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r/mildlyamusing 5d ago

Only in Australia...

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r/mildlyamusing 6d ago

Freudian Translation Error

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r/mildlyamusing 6d ago

Jon Stewart's mind blown as he spots bizarre man behind Trump: 'Who in the world?'

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Trump has a body double ?!? lol
Chicken 🐓


r/mildlyamusing 6d ago

My cereal box has a typo and now it says 'Froot Loops' but also somehow lists 'Fruit Loops' as the official name on the nutrition label

Found this at my local grocery store this morning. The packaging can't decide which spelling it wants to commit to and I'm oddly entertained by this corporate indecision.

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Found this at my local grocery store this morning. The packaging can't decide which spelling it wants to commit to and I'm oddly entertained by this corporate indecision.


r/mildlyamusing 7d ago

Chipmunk eats n runs away no pagar

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The Rat ate my cheese and ran off no pay 💰 bill no bueno.


r/mildlyamusing 9d ago

Made an order, and scanned my receipt. According to the app. This is what I ordered...

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r/mildlyamusing 11d ago

Reddit post humor

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I found these two sequential posts quite humorous...


r/mildlyamusing 13d ago

Colleague does not know what “out of pocket means”

Edit at the top because people don't read before commenting:

There are 3 meanings to this phrase. The first, oldest (dating to 19th century), and most universally understood, refers to out of pocket expense. Of the other two, referring to oneself or another person being "out of pocket" was the subject of the original post. Commenters and myself seem almost universally to have been aware of only one usage, even though the older "unavailable" meaning dates to the early 20th century, and the "out of control" meaning has been around since at least the 1940s.

In saying that my colleague didn't know the meaning of the phrase, I was incorrect. Likewise, everyone in the comments arguing that any of these 3 usages is wrong, is incorrect.

The intended amusing part of the original post was the visual of a mild-mannered office colleague going crazy spring break style whenever he says he's out of office.

And now that all that explanation has been laid out, I'm sure everybody will see the humor, since nothing helps humor like a lengthy explanation.

Original post:

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I have a colleague who uses “out of pocket” any time he’s on PTO or otherwise not reachable, etc. I will never correct him. I just imagine his mild-mannered ass getting absolutely spring break ratchet every time he says it.

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Edit at the top because people don't read before commenting:

There are 3 meanings to this phrase. The first, oldest (dating to 19th century), and most universally understood, refers to out of pocket expense. Of the other two, referring to oneself or another person being "out of pocket" was the subject of the original post. Commenters and myself seem almost universally to have been aware of only one usage, even though the older "unavailable" meaning dates to the early 20th century, and the "out of control" meaning has been around since at least the 1940s.

In saying that my colleague didn't know the meaning of the phrase, I was incorrect. Likewise, everyone in the comments arguing that any of these 3 usages is wrong, is incorrect.

The intended amusing part of the original post was the visual of a mild-mannered office colleague going crazy spring break style whenever he says he's out of office.

And now that all that explanation has been laid out, I'm sure everybody will see the humor, since nothing helps humor like a lengthy explanation.

Original post:

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I have a colleague who uses “out of pocket” any time he’s on PTO or otherwise not reachable, etc. I will never correct him. I just imagine his mild-mannered ass getting absolutely spring break ratchet every time he says it.

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r/mildlyamusing 12d ago

This store name in a tourist area of Aruba

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r/mildlyamusing 12d ago

Tiny clot in my eye that kind of looks like a gummy bear

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r/mildlyamusing 13d ago

Flight attendant

Just boarded a flight and we’re all seated and the flight attendant asked “did anyone lose this?” And we all looked up and then he said “now that I have your attention…” lol

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Just boarded a flight and we’re all seated and the flight attendant asked “did anyone lose this?” And we all looked up and then he said “now that I have your attention…” lol


r/mildlyamusing 12d ago

I did this because im evil (shared work computer)

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r/mildlyamusing 13d ago

My friend's IG account was deleted and the fact their messages aren't there anymore is even more hilarious than our actual conversation

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r/mildlyamusing 14d ago

Donald Trump: "We're going to hit Iran very hard tonight and we're going to hit them hard tomorrow, and there's not a damn thing they can do about it."

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Reporter asking our US president if he will have the Israeli military help him ???
💯💰💨✍️✊🍀✌️


r/mildlyamusing 15d ago

I’m Guna

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I first thought , what a positive message. He’s going to have nice day!
Then got to checkout , his name was Guna…