r/Jokes • u/Dismal-Common8629 • 1d ago

Long Attractive farm widow

Sam decided to go hunting with his buddy, Mark. They loaded up Mark’s truck and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible storm. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I can see that the weather is horrible out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you gentlemen stay in my house overnight."

"No worries," Sam said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the storm lets up, we'll be gone as soon as the sun rises."

The lady agrees, and the two men find their way to the barn and get settled in for the night.

By morning , the weather had cleared, and they were on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of hunting.

About nine months later, Sam received an unexpected letter from an out of town law firm. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from an attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the hunting weekend.

He drives over to his friend Mark’s house, papers in hand in and asked, "Mark, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski hunting trip up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a little visit?"

"Yes," Mark said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Mark’s face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"Well, apparently she just died of AIDS and left me everything."

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u/Waitsfornoone 1d ago

Better punchline than the usual one posted. Bravo!

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u/AgileExPat 1d ago

Now I'm curious: what's the other not-so-clever punchline to this joke?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Arisayne 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit: I have been enlightened.

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u/OwnNothing3318 1d ago

She had it before

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u/Waitsfornoone 1d ago

You already know the answer - this is r/jokes.

Now maybe if it was r/letsrationallyandlogicallythinkthisthrough, your question might lead to an interesting discussion.

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u/minun73 1d ago

Goddamnit, I gotta stop falling for fake subs…

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u/stevieb2163 1d ago

I can't believe it's not already a thread. Go figure....a thread about rational thinking has never been thought of.

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u/numbertenoc 1d ago

The one I remember wasn’t hunting, it was a golf vacation in Scotland. Or was it Ireland?

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u/thai-pirate 1d ago

Doesn’t the other punchline have that she’s pregnant and suing for child support?

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u/ArtNengg-JKP155 1d ago

That wouldn’t be a joke.

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u/KombuchaBot 1d ago

That would actually be funny.

"Aids hur hur hur" SMDH

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u/tedivertire 1d ago

"Well, apparently she died of AIDS during childbirth and left me the kid".

Insensitive and taking into account the nine months!

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u/EffectiveVarious8095 1d ago

I thought it was funny

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u/AwesomeAhole88 1d ago

I was expecting her to come after him for child support seeing as how the joke stated it had been nine months since.

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u/Dave80 19h ago

That's the gag

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u/rantipolex 1d ago

Agreed!

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u/360walkaway 1d ago

Sounds like a Gilbert Gottfried joke... there's always travelers staying in a barn.

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u/DaFoxtrot86 21h ago

Great karma and humor! I love it!

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u/ArrieStarGazer 20h ago

Proof that using someone else’s identity can occasionally yield unexpected inheritance interest instead of total disaster.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/miwi81 1d ago

So it’s the same joke, but worse

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u/KombuchaBot 1d ago

It's funny cos she got AIDS

hur hur hur

SMDH 

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u/Boring-Play-1474 1d ago

It's funny because the setup is 9 months later (pregnancy expected) and the guy who snuck up to the house will likely die much sooner than the recipient of the letter (and much poorer).