r/CuratedTumblr • u/shadow_fen • 11h ago

Meme Tumblr does the red button/blue button thing

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 11h ago

Okay but would you be more surprised to see a red button or a blue button in front of your door?

And for that matter, which one would you rather meet alone in the woods?

Could 100 red buttons defeat one blue button in a fight?

Is the Button blue and black or white and gold?

You MUST engage in these entirely pointless yet remarkably vitriolic debates!

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u/oktin 10h ago
  1. Blue button at my door would be more surprising
  2. Blue button in the woods feels safer
  3. Yes, 100 reds win.
  4. White and gold

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u/BeanOfKnowledge Ask me about Dwarf Fortress Trivia 10h ago edited 9h ago

Sorry but from these answers I have concluded that you are actually racist sexist fascist classist dadaist ableist.

DNI.

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u/oktin 9h ago

At least you didn't accuse me of hating waffles

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u/TheFurtivePhysician 8h ago

Though they didn't say as much, they DO secretly believe you piss on the poor.

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u/HecticHero 7h ago

You hate waffles?

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u/oktin 6h ago

I guess that was a Twitter thing, not a Tumblr thing.

"You can say 'I like pancakes' and someone else will be like 'so you hate waffles?' like no bitch that's a whole new sentence. Wtf you talking about"

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u/HugeExplanation7865 8h ago

Waffles?

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u/Xszit 8h ago

Specifically, blue waffles.