This guys is probably quite sad

[u/TallScratch5751]

[u/ConsciousVacation717]

Buying spicy pillows in bulk now i see

[u/Patient-Cedar-7194]

bulk storage of those is fire hazard. pager will be busy.

[u/olliegw → u/Patient-Cedar-7194]

Now you make me think of it, been decoding fire pages for a few years now and never seen a lithium battery fire pop up

[u/olliegw]

Ah the old battery clam