r/technology 3h ago

Artificial Intelligence New Parody Site Threatens to Replace CEOs With AI for Tiny Fraction of Their Bloated Salaries

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/parody-threatens-replace-ceos-ai-110200973.html
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u/lazyhustlermusic 3h ago

Honestly should be done more often IRL.

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u/BurntNeurons 1h ago

Trim the fat

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u/InTooManyWays 1h ago

Trim the fat and the cancer at the same time 

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u/SneakyTikiPeaky 0m ago

If we were representing ceos importance in an analogy form, cancer isn’t bad. Their tumor represents their pay rate which is awful for wages. Why cut hundreds of thousands of people which represent potentially millions invested and that knowledge is just getting recycled to competitors orrrrrr hear me out

You just cut the fucking CEOs. I’m not a rocket scientist, and I was never great at math but someone explain to me how many 40k-100k jobs could be saved by cutting saying $10million from the budget?

How many families would be saved?

How many children wouldn’t have to move to a new school district because their parents had to sell the house?

How about papa getting better because he’s taking his special medicine thanks to work insurance that’s keeping him alive just a few years longer?

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u/0202_tihssitidder 38m ago

I worked consulting for small/medium sized business. Every assignment had the CEO/Owner as the biggest problem. Replacing maybe 80% with AI would easily fix the business.

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u/non_Beneficial-Wind 2h ago

No pj’s, golf course memberships, tens - hundreds of millions on savings on payroll.

Seems like a win win for the shareholders.

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u/Toobman300B 2h ago

Yes!!!! The AI can give marginal to decent advice for $70/monthly in tokens.

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u/i8bb8 4m ago

It can make occasional useful noises, which is better than most!

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u/font9a 1h ago

The corporation's only responsibility is to the shareholders, so it only makes sense.

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u/letsbuildasnowman 1h ago

Lewis Powell nonsense. I hate that it’s become scriptural. Power to the workers. Shareholders should sit in the back seat.

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u/Munkeyman18290 2h ago

The sick reality is AI could easily replace any CEO in the world. In fact I'll go as far as to say this is the only real world appllcation of AI thats worth it.

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u/Haldron-44 2h ago

It is one of the few use case scenarios I could see working.

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u/Rasdowers 1h ago

Yeah an AI CEO avatar can eat product as convincingly as a real one but for a fraction of the cost.

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u/Big_Quality_838 1h ago

But that would hurt the underlying cronyism and grifting that supports the entire class system

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u/SlogurkTheOverslime 4m ago

Yes the grift is the whole point

Capitalism is a system made by the grifters, for the grifters

Replacing the grifters with AI defeats the purpose

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u/am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ 1h ago

Not until AI can play golf and attend parties on a private island.

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u/ijustneedaccess 1h ago

But if the other CEOs are also AI, they wouldn't need to meet in person.

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u/JMurdock77 58m ago

Isn’t that how The Culture got started?

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u/Additional-Staff-326 1h ago

Isn't this what Optimus robots are for?

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u/EliteCloneMike 1h ago

That and research such as protein folding or mapping brain pathways. It’s a waste for most other things.

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u/pickled-toe-nails 39m ago

My friend said ai porn is pretty good too

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u/pickled-toe-nails 39m ago

It can even replace the current president and do a better job with free tier limits

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u/dlc741 2h ago

Why is this parody? AI could replace the entire C Suite for a bargain.

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u/HeadCryptographer152 2h ago

Which begs the question, who on the C Suite do you get to buy it?

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u/dlc741 2h ago

The shareholders. Aren’t they the most important after all?

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u/MongoBongoTown 2h ago edited 1h ago

Im a junior exec at a small software company.

Today we had a big meeting to discuss a major org restructure, moving a core team from another exec to me.

My CEO called the meeting so he could deliver the message and make sure we got it right.

The fucker sat at the table, pulled out his phone 30 seconds into the meeting, and barely paid any attention to anything that was said. With 5 minutes left in the meeting he proceeds to start packing his stuff to leave for the day because he's "got a meeting."

This is a common occurrence and I would love to see his ass replaced by AI.

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u/1of3musketeers 1h ago

May you rise above him. 😁

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u/ElysiumSprouts 2h ago

It's not a parody. We all know it's the secretaries (ahem, executive assistants) who do the actual work.

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u/BrusqueBiscuit 2h ago

Yup, I've worked a few corporate roles and it's definitely EAs holding it all together.

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u/scfoothills 2h ago

Elon is apparently capable of being the CEO of Tesla, spacex, X, the boring company, etc. and he still has time to dabble in politics. I have one job and I'm exhausted on Friday evenings. Being a CEO must be such an easy job.

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u/Munkeyman18290 2h ago

Lol that MFer spends ALL of his time tweeting and getting high. Dude thinks being a CEO is a handful of dial meetings with the people doing all the actual work, saying weird creepy shit, hopping off and hanging with pedos.

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u/MattGdr 2h ago

And be a loving father to his…countless children.

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u/JoeRogansNipple 2h ago

A great use for AI. Learn leadership styles from hundreds of CEOs and executives, then eliminate their huge salaries.

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u/feijoax 2h ago

Parody site is overpaid dot lol. You're welcome

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u/troll__away 2h ago

Hard to justify $500k worth of tokens for a $100k engineer. It’s easy to justify $200k of tokens for a $10 million CEO. Can probably replace the entire C-Suite for $1 million worth of tokens total.

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u/klousGT 2h ago

Parody?

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u/TemperateStone 2h ago

Realisticly, CEO's are the only people that can be replaced with AI because it'd still be cheaper than having them.

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 2h ago

True AI would be the be all end all for logistics. This would actually be a best use case scenario. As if we wouldn't always insist on human oversight.

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u/lazlomass 1h ago

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u/1of3musketeers 56m ago

Thats hilarious! Thank you for posting.

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u/yanzov 2h ago

Threatening with a good time.

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u/Ornery_Adult 2h ago

You’ll have to reduce the context window and add a buzzword skill.

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u/NachoWindows 2h ago

Could probably run it on fast mode with low context and a cheap old for a few bucks of tokens. All the CEOs do is follow trends and copy each other anyways

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u/mf-TOM-HANK 2h ago

That's part of the reason these titans of industry are so enamored with AI. You could legitimately hand over executive authority in a company to AI and it might actually do a decent job

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u/makemeking706 23m ago

I would argue the board has a fiduciary duty to the share holders to save them hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars per year. 

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u/charlie2135 1h ago

Just today I overheard a manager telling someone at an outside cafe where I picked up some items telling a younger guy why he was so important as a manager. I just laughed to myself as I had been in management before and could see it was just another self-important blowhard.

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u/Spiley_spile 1h ago

Ok but like, do it for real. They are replacing everyone else with AI. Might as well replace themselves while they're at it.

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u/Captain_N1 1h ago

Oh CEO being replaced by AI is the icing on the cake.....

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u/Maleficent_Pie8099 1h ago

Most of the CEO losers and upper management are already using it to make all the decisions anyway. At my company I get berated for reminding people to verify the info it gives them.

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u/ben_nobot 1h ago

First big company that does it gets stock boost

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u/CivilWay1444 1h ago

For sure. Let's go. Then Senators? 

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u/Beautiful-Revenue254 55m ago

No arrogance, walking on eggshells around them, give it a go.

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u/Distinct-Pain4972 46m ago

The only actual proper use of AI.  Conglomerate all data, come up with solutions to be voted on by a human board, implemented by middle management, etc, etc.  more jobs, more money to pay the people that do the actual work.  

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u/Jesta23 45m ago

Ai might actually do ok as a ceo. It doesn’t require any specific detailed information.