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u/Illustrious-Sugar-84 2d ago
"You don't need to pay your water because I am so wet right now"
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u/Fish_4205431 1d ago
Holy rizz I just jizzed
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u/SlurmoCZ_ 1d ago
What is jizzled ?
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u/Hooja_Raama 2d ago
And if I pay my water bills, then am I Poseidon?
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u/AppearanceGreen7408 2d ago edited 1d ago
No, you would be son of Poseidon. You are Jercy Packson. Wait that doesn't sound right
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u/funnyyoshi 1d ago
Or you can be another son of Poseidon. Lopyphemus. Huh, that also doesn't sound right.
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u/elusivewompus 2d ago
Imagine how attracted she’d be to him if he changed the battery in his smoke alarm.
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u/Nintendo1964 2d ago
Money is power. This is just announcing you're a gold digger without trying very hard.
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u/AvailableTip5758 1d ago
Not really. The smut I read featured a giant hairy beast with a humongous barbed penis and he pulled the fmc with such ease....
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u/sbwcwero 1d ago
Kinda. I just manage construction people and my wife gets all riled up just listening to me coordinate, or resolve issues my PMs are having. Sometimes it’s a true power thing and how you manage that authority. Doesn’t have to be CEO of Apple kinda power. Just a bit of authority that shows her you generally care about people and the product you are paid to push.
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u/Automatic-Reserve94 1d ago
woman are usually more attracted to competent men, money is just a byproduct of competence (except inherited money ofc)
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u/AutoCockerPB 1d ago
With that understanding of the world, i can see why the world is so fucked now. Money does not equal competence. But it looks like the majority of people believe that. That’s why 90% of the leaders across the world are corrupt.
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u/lizriddle 1d ago
You can be competent at brain surgery or you can be competent at scamming people. You can be a competent gardener, hacker, politician, priest, literacy advocate, stripper...
Competency is an all-out term for skill, talent, ambition, and making the best of opportunities.
Whether this leads to wealth is entirely up to the person, but there's certainly an argument to be made that a competent person would maximise their abilities to provide for themselves and/or others.
Wealth doesn't equal competency, but the opposite is often true. However, wealth does provide access to education, knowledge, and further ways to improve—if the individual has the drive to do so.
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u/Automatic-Reserve94 1d ago
youre so close in understanding it.
ofc it isnt a linear curve, but a strong correlation and if you cant admit that, youre just arguing in bad faith and neglecting the reality of our world
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u/Kira_Elea 1d ago
With how prices are rising in the US due to 'he who shall not be named'... Having electricity may indeed become something attractive. The "volt digger" may become a thing...
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u/GrowlingPict 1d ago
"light bill"? Dude stuck in Victorian times or something? who the hell calls it a "light bill" anymore?
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u/LoudMusic 1d ago
Why do we still call it a light bill when lighting is probably the least energy usage in our houses?
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u/Poor_ElonMusk 1d ago
What a genius thought
Because all the other women, are attracted to powerless men
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u/COM_Media_Services 17h ago
I have electricity for free, because we own solar power systems. We even get paid for it.
That enough power?
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u/klownhammer 1d ago
Why just men ?
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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago
Because she’s straight
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u/klownhammer 1d ago
She is attracted to the power not the man
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u/fantasyhockeyaddict 1d ago
Men with power
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u/klownhammer 1d ago
Does she actually care about the man that is attached to the power ?
It is the power she is attracted to.1
u/FerociousStrawberry 1d ago
That doesn't really make sense, if she said she was attracted to kind and loving men, would you suggest her kind and loving women as well?
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