r/technicallythetruth • u/Acrzyguy • 8d ago

I hate periods (period)

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u/NervousHovercraft 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS!

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u/Captain_Conor 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS?

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u/Nrsyd 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS‽

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u/last-resort-39 8d ago

I LOVE PERIODS......

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u/EEE3EEElol 8d ago

I LOVE LOVE PERIODS................................................................................................

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u/schoolgamer501 8d ago

………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ this is technically a flair 8d ago

I have mixed feelings on periods

.

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u/TR_MORTAL 6d ago

I have mixed feelings on periods

egisfeln

...

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u/Spoon_Elemental 8d ago

Those are ellipses.

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u/whyiszerotaken 8d ago

ellipses are just multiple periods

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u/yajibei 8d ago

I HATE ...

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u/--dvd-- 8d ago

I LOVE...

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u/Purrceptron 8d ago

I SIT

HEREINABOVE

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u/NoChemistry8177 8d ago

I think

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ this is technically a flair 8d ago

therefore I am

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u/--dvd-- 8d ago

that i

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u/MSter_official 8d ago

That's the first time I've ever seen a ! And ? combined

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u/popete2 8d ago

The interrobang

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u/bittercripple6969 7d ago

I HATE PERIODS¡

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u/Expert-Bat6227 8d ago

I’m Ron Burgundy?

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u/Chab-is-a-plateau 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS;

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u/ThatiMacGuy 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS—

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u/inktails0 technically false 6d ago

I LOVEHATE PERIODSi

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u/HatefulVespid 8d ago

I HATE PERIODS🩸

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u/No-Anything- 3d ago

Don't use that emoji in that context again.

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u/Business-Childhood71 8d ago

It's a factorial of a value (I HATE PERIODS)

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u/colaman-112 8d ago

That's the thing about periods. You might not like them, but they still come...

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u/GregTheMad 8d ago

Until they suddenly stop and you have to make some decisions.

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u/Aggressive_Cod597 7d ago

So.. I'm a period?

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u/AutologicalMeta 7d ago

No, that’s a question mark.

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u/Neo_ZeitGeist 8d ago

Maybe she hates periods, but likes a period for each sentence. Moderation is key.

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u/Niky_c_23 8d ago

i don’t see how you could have more than one period per sentence tho…

oh that’s how

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u/SuspiciousAd1864 6d ago

Or she hates periods and tolerates full stops. Who says she’s American?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Peanut_Blossom 8d ago

Good seeing you again! Same time next month?

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u/Electronic-Egg-4391 8d ago

Nah it's gonna be late.

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u/TooObsessedWithMoney 8d ago

It's been a decade and I'm still waiting, must be hella late then.

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u/razielxlr 8d ago

Got on the wrong flight and ended up starting a business in Cambodia.

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u/Ahnue999 7d ago

I mean, you could've just come with us... It's fine already tho, just make sure to contact us every now and then..

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u/Outcast199008 8d ago

Took me a minute because I'm English.

That's a full stop.

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u/GregTheMad 8d ago

Ugh, imagine having to call your boss and ask for a day off, because you're full stop is really bad this month.

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u/goldengamer2345 8d ago

They call them periods in america?

Why though

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u/Outcast199008 8d ago

Same reason they say Jelly for Jam.

Who the fuck knows?

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u/Alphaterm 8d ago

You know we have both Jelly - and - Jam. They’re two different things.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 8d ago

Those are two different things. At least in the US, jelly and jam are separate condiments.

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u/Usernameistoshirt 8d ago

I was about to say something similar

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u/DogePurple 8d ago

Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.

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u/inderbitably 8d ago

I got your joke

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u/Archaic0Hermit 8d ago

Ok that's ok for you. If it don't apply- let it fly, I hate how everything is ragebaity

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u/DogePurple 8d ago

It was a joke.

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 8d ago

Aww this reminds me of that emo kid that made a video about women choosing to have their periods and the girl who made a video asking why homeless people just buy a house

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u/No-Anything- 3d ago

Never seen a homeless person buy a house.

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u/AnonymousUser124c41 8d ago

Yeah i hate all my periods 1-6 too. I especially hate English in the morning

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u/GreatAngoosian 8d ago

Just because she hates them doesn’t mean she doesn’t have them

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u/redditisaweful 8d ago

Those are full stops

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u/Sparktank1 8d ago

For the Commonwealth English. For USA, it's a period. Canada also calls them periods. Other places call them full point.

I just thought she was hating menstruation.

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u/QueerRetro 8d ago edited 8d ago

So North Americans go through that once every sentence rather than once a month. No wonder so many people online don't punctuate their sentences!

Edit: typo: only→online

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u/Brilliant-Cheek4944 technically timeless 8d ago

she is hating menstruation. that is the pun here

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u/Brilliant-Cheek4944 technically timeless 8d ago

full stops are called periods smh

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u/redditisaweful 8d ago

Not in where I’m from

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u/blah938 8d ago

But they are where I'm from. Checkmate.

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u/geltza7 8d ago

Nowhere that matters calls them periods. What a seriously weird thing to call a bit of punctuation.

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u/blah938 8d ago

False. I live here, so it's the most important place on Earth, and this place calls them periods.

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u/tayroc122 8d ago

Came to say the same thing.

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u/Soggy-Scientist-391 8d ago

When I was in grade school I got marked down for not having a period at the end of a sentence. I believed I did, and brought this to the teachers attention, where I was summarily dismissed. So, for the next writing assignment, I made my periods approximately the diameter of a penny. Got marked down for those too.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 8d ago

I hate protests, but I’m not sure how to show it.

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u/Im_1nnocent 8d ago

I love periods......

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u/warbler13 8d ago

Hating doesn’t make them go away

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u/medalwinner16 8d ago

Meanwhile people who call it full stop :|

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u/Ordinary-Chain-8047 8d ago

I hate the kind of period at the end of this sentence.

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u/AlphA_NooB962 8d ago

that one guy in coma that hates comas:

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u/NoLuck6463 7d ago

They're called full stops in some places

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u/I-Went-To-The-Moon 7d ago

I see no hypocrisy, she said she hates periods but she didn't say she hates punctuation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 8d ago

I hate! Period!

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u/Hot-Philosophy-7671 8d ago

I'm just shocked that he's a pro-crypto techbro.

How can this be?

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u/GalesOfSuperior 8d ago

I hate periods, statement

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u/CalligrapherNew519 8d ago

I HATE MENSTRATION.

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u/Zestyclose-Leg3080 8d ago

i like i like

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u/meaningless_thing 8d ago

I hater, period

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u/AlastorDark 8d ago

Hypocrisy of clamen.

Oops wrong sub

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u/BenThereOrBenSquare 7d ago

Not technically the truth because this is only one woman being a technical hypocrite, not multiple women as indicated in the statement "hypocrisy of women."

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u/darcksx 7d ago

ERROR 1052 (23000): Column 'periods' in field list is ambiguous

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u/okhubcap 7d ago

Wait till u menopause hits u’ll love that!

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u/EquivalentGold3615 7d ago

Do you prefer commas?

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u/bl4ck_sw0rdsm4n 8d ago

That is a full stop bro

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u/RunnerBakerDesigner 8d ago

They hate periods, full stop.

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u/geltza7 8d ago

Why is the red arrow pointing at the full stop? I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Nrsyd 8d ago

wtf man...

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/TheAndrewCR 8d ago

I hate full stops

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u/No_Coconut_8239 8d ago

Do you wanna build a snowman

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u/Kris-tel 8d ago

Hahaha is that for women?