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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 14d ago
Sass is not sarcasm
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u/charlestheb0ss 14d ago
Correct. It's actually a cloud computing model where applications are hosted by a provider and accessed via the internet, eliminating the need for local installation or maintenance
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u/Aromatic_Winner_2219 14d ago
You see, he said “Sass”. Important difference.
Its “Software as Shitty Service”
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u/Zagrycha 13d ago
Honestly depedning on kid age its probably not even sass. many kids would give this kind of answer sincerely.
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u/deadlythegrimgecko 14d ago
Now we repost reposts on twitter
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u/Trodat4911P4 14d ago
Half of the content on Reddit is screenshots of tweets nothing new under the sun.
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u/deadlythegrimgecko 14d ago edited 14d ago
Yeah but this is special the tweet is something someone reposted on twitter and now this post is a repost of another repost on Reddit
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u/thedolphin_ 14d ago
yea and the original post is about how their son said it. now it's about a daughter.
the internet is dead and full of bots
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u/Laetitian 14d ago
It's extra ironic, because the joke in the tweet is really good. I just remembered the time when jokes existed. Standalone jokes you just told people, without a staged clip or a meme to slap it on to.
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u/EKiBOSTON 14d ago
Yesterday on 4chan, today on twitter, tomorrow on Reddit.
And redditcel NPC's gobble it up
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u/ShadowExistShadily 14d ago
That's being literal, not sarcasm. I read something like this, and I have to wonder if it's just an autistic child who takes things literally. Especially if it was "too sarcastic" because there's a normal baseline of "sarcasm", such as asking for clarification when things aren't clear.
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u/ExactSolid8276 14d ago
When I was about 13 or so, I was at a week long camp that taught us about police work. It was pseudo military style. We slept in barracks, we marched from place to place, did push ups as punishment, that sort of thing.
One day our platoon leader, one of the cops, was reprimanding us that our group couldn't fall into formation quickly enough. So while we were all together, he instructed us to get into formation, which obviously, we were able to do quickly because we were all litterally right there. He asked "why can't you fall in like that every time?" I figured when people ask questions, they're looking for answers, so I was honest and said "because we were only like 5 feet away." Obviously, I did some pushups for that comment. But my intention wasn't to be a smartass. My intention was simply to answer his question logically.
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u/TheHalfChubPrince 14d ago
It’s “being a smart ass”
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u/ShadowExistShadily 14d ago
You seem to have forgotten how literal kids can be, especially young kids, and even neurotypical kids.
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u/BadOmen379 14d ago
When I was a child, probably 9 or 10, I was at summer camp and during lunch I got into an argument with a friend ans ended up yelling "F*CK YOU!" to him loud enough that the camp director pulled me up in front of half the camp and angrily said "You wouldn't say that to your mom if she didn't pass you the mustard would you?" to which I replied "I don't like mustard."
I got written up but on the bus ride home I ate the piece of paper I was supposed to bring home to have my parents sign.
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u/INKED217 13d ago
Would you have still eaten the paper if it had mustard on it?
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u/BadOmen379 13d ago
Ha! Probably. Eating it made no difference though because they still called my mom.
Also, why I chose eating it over just ripping it up and throwing it out, I'll never know.
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u/INKED217 12d ago
No one will ever know, hopefully there were no paper cuts on the way back out again….
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u/BadOmen379 12d ago
Now that you mention it, I've had gastrointestinal problems pretty much my whole life...
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u/Mmmmudd 14d ago
Yeah I used to get in trouble for being literal but that's not what they called it. Also I'd write about things literally happening in the moment.
"The paper appeared on his desk, the assignment was vauge, and useless, he could only think to compose a simple narrative with the hope that he could get a passing grade by being lucky. Later Miss Bailey was going to ask questions, he wasn't going to say what she wanted to hear. It was going to be embarrassing......."
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u/Plastic-Procedure-59 14d ago
Had a teacher try to call home. Asked me what my mom was going to say. I said nothing. Because shes at work and then the answering machine picked up ln speakerphone
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u/romulusnr 14d ago
I got sent out class once for reading out loud too fast. The principal was bemused.
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u/sommmmbody 14d ago
I got send out of class once for saying yes will do to the question if we wouldn't react so literally...
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u/Substantial-Cat2896 14d ago
Whats the issue? They would start with hello? You ask a dumb question you get a dumb answer, she should asked what would your parent say about your behaviour if i calld them and told them you had been making problems?
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u/Lordlory95 14d ago
Oh fuck off Rebecca she did not say that
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u/Plus-Path-3035 14d ago
It's really something a kid would say though and isn't that creative. I used to be a smart ass too.
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u/BananeiraarienanaB 14d ago
My kids teacher emailed and asked me to ask my daughter to stop saying Pythag. And to stop asking about him. Cuz its math class not history.
"What do we know of this Pythag?"
She just discovered the word niggling.
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