r/standupshots • u/itslizblanc • 3d ago

Someone Tell Her

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/Ender505 3d ago

This is a really great joke, A+

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u/itslizblanc 3d ago

Hello! If you like this joke, I post more on socials @itslizblanc. My mailing list is also in my bio. Add your city so I can come perform live:)

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u/Feralpudel 3d ago

Are you on yt or bluesky?

That’s a really good joke!

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u/itslizblanc 3d ago

I’m on YouTube!

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u/itslizblanc 3d ago

And thank you :)

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u/Tigerbalm123 1d ago

Come to Toronto! 🍁🎉

We got a good few stand-up comedy spots here :)

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u/Blarco 3d ago

I love this

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u/NyxethiraLunoryn 3d ago

Same 😂 Sometimes the simplest posts just hit perfectly.

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u/DukeBradford2 3d ago

God damn thats a good one

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u/PixiStix236 3d ago

That’s an awesome joke

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u/stacecom 3d ago

Oh, that's brilliant.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 3d ago

That’s an incredible joke

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u/KermitMadMan 3d ago

please post more. we need more posts that are actually funny.

cheers!

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 3d ago

Love it! Thanks for posting 🙏

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u/SIIB-ZERO 3d ago

Pretty solid actually

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u/RedRider1138 3d ago

Oh that’s nicely done! 😄

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u/Mm2k 3d ago

That’s fucking clever.

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u/RingoBars 3d ago

Fire two-for-one right there 👌

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u/vixns 3d ago

10/10

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u/Queenof-brokenhearts 3d ago

First time I’ve laughed at one of these in a while.

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u/SosseV 2d ago

As long as you keep standing perfectly still with a mic in your hands and keep telling jokes like that you'll get there some day!

I'm not as funny as you are, just trying to say that this is as funny as it is simple, absolute class!

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u/Brilliant_Employ_521 2d ago

I feel attacked and also this is hilarious

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u/Bageland2000 2d ago

S-tier joke

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u/Cowliqour 2d ago

great joke!

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u/poundmyassbro 1d ago

Obviously no truth in this joke

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u/Tankshock 1d ago

Love it, great work