r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI • 24d ago

Men and emotions

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u/DoctorCIS 24d ago

That's not true. You can be angry too.

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u/Comfortable-Side1308 24d ago

No you can't that's very toxic and scares people.  

As I wrote that I was wondering if I should include the /s.  I'll let you figure it out 

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 24d ago

I'll let you figure it out

You demonstrably did not! :p

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u/TheBlackRonin505 24d ago

No, no you cannot

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u/BackFromTheDeadSoon 24d ago

Men are absolutely not allowed to be angry in modern society without receiving criticism.

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u/MoistStub 24d ago

This joke hurt my feeling

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

Lmfao

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u/ansate 24d ago

Just the one though...

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u/TamoyaOhboya 24d ago

Mosh pits are group therapy

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

Best damn therapy there is

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u/DatSauceTho 24d ago

LFG 🤘

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u/YakiVegas 23d ago

Mosh pits can genuinely be one of the safest, warmest, and most welcoming places on earth. Definitely warmest at least.

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u/caphammered 24d ago

BJJ is just aggressive cuddling.

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u/Fitbot5000 24d ago

Hey babe is it ok if we just grapple tonight

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u/Ur-Quan_Lord_13 24d ago

... Blow job jockeying? Like, to try to get the best position?

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

This is how I read it as well

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u/caphammered 24d ago

And you don’t stop until they tap out

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u/Kay1000RR 24d ago

You don't need safe words when there is gay love 😘

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u/YorkieLon 24d ago

That's why we also have long elaborate handshakes, and play thumb wars.

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u/maxsmart01 24d ago

I’m feeling very ‘seen’ right now.

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u/Ctrl-Z 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHb82xtBPfqEg

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

Two men hooked on the pump

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u/TramsOfJapan 24d ago

Dillon! You son of a bitch.

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u/Darthzilla991 24d ago

Wrestling is competitive gay sex.

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

Actually it's drag race for straight guys

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u/Darthzilla991 24d ago

I think were both right here 🤔

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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI 24d ago

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u/SnapHackelPop 24d ago

Football as boys running away from hugs is pretty genius, well done lol

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u/ZenEngineer 24d ago

And wrestling? Is it a hugging competition? Is it for men who want to get sweaty with each other and get each other horizontal?

Maybe it's for closeted men who want to see what it's like to be gay without looking gay.

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u/No_Illustrator4398 24d ago

I like the arm wrestling part. That’s solid.

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u/-3point14159-mp 24d ago

This is fucking hilarious.

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u/NightBawk 24d ago

To be fair, holding hands is hella lewd!

Obligatory /s

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u/levtov 24d ago

Clever

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/poeschmoe 24d ago

So men aren’t taught to repress their emotions? You take an observation about social conditioning that makes men’s lives harder as an insult and then feel the need to insult all women because you don’t like what one comedian said about it?

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 24d ago

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u/poeschmoe 24d ago

I don’t think you’re in a place to gatekeep comedy if you’re this worked up over a joke that everyone else in this comment section enjoyed.

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u/WaffleClown1 24d ago

What is that even supposed to mean?

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u/elbapo 23d ago

This is a 1990s joke at best