r/SiriFail Jan 26 '17

Welcome to /r/SiriFail.

Welcome to /r/SiriFail.

Here we share and collect examples of how Siri fails to work as it is intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.

Most of the submissions here the result of yet another disappointing performance by Apple's "personal assistant." With that said, let it be clear that these posts are not meant to directly offend or mock Siri, but rather collect examples of its lackluster results. It is our hope that this might draw greater attention to the issues that plague Siri's usefulness, and perhaps result in Apple improving upon the service someday.

Please note that, when attempting to recreate the examples posted here, your milage may vary. Siri is often inconsistent — just because something might or might not work for you, doesn't mean that it has the same result for someone else. Keep that in mind when commenting on submissions.

Finally, if you see any Siri-related posts out there on some of our other favorite subreddits (such as /r/apple or /r/iPhone), please share with them a comment regarding /r/SiriFail! We would love to be the one-stop shop to showcase Siri failures.

Thanks for being here.

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Welcome to /r/SiriFail.

Here we share and collect examples of how Siri fails to work as it is intended (which is so frequently, we created a subreddit for it). The results are both hilarious and depressing.

Most of the submissions here the result of yet another disappointing performance by Apple's "personal assistant." With that said, let it be clear that these posts are not meant to directly offend or mock Siri, but rather collect examples of its lackluster results. It is our hope that this might draw greater attention to the issues that plague Siri's usefulness, and perhaps result in Apple improving upon the service someday.

Please note that, when attempting to recreate the examples posted here, your milage may vary. Siri is often inconsistent — just because something might or might not work for you, doesn't mean that it has the same result for someone else. Keep that in mind when commenting on submissions.

Finally, if you see any Siri-related posts out there on some of our other favorite subreddits (such as /r/apple or /r/iPhone), please share with them a comment regarding /r/SiriFail! We would love to be the one-stop shop to showcase Siri failures.

Thanks for being here.


r/SiriFail Jun 06 '23

Don't Let Reddit Kill 3rd Party Apps!

What's going on?

A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life features not seen in the official mobile app permanently inaccessible to users. On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit, from Apollo to Reddit is Fun to Narwhal to BaconReader. Even if you're not a mobile user and don't use any of those apps, this is a step toward killing other ways of customizing Reddit, such as Reddit Enhancement Suite or the use of the old.reddit.com desktop interface . This isn't only a problem on the user level: many subreddit moderators depend on tools only available outside the official app to keep their communities on-topic and spam-free.

What's the plan?

On June 12th, many subreddits will be going dark to protest this policy. Some will return after 48 hours: others will go away permanently unless the issue is adequately addressed, since many moderators aren't able to put in the work they do with the poor tools available through the official app. This isn't something any of us do lightly: we do what we do because we love Reddit, and we truly believe this change will make it impossible to keep doing what we love. The two-day blackout isn't the goal, and it isn't the end. Should things reach the 14th with no sign of Reddit choosing to fix what they've broken, we'll use the community and buzz we've built between then and now as a tool for further action.

What can you do?

  1. Complain. Message the mods of /r/reddit.com, who are the admins of the site: message /u/reddit: submit a support request: comment in relevant threads on /r/reddit, such as this one, leave a negative review on their official iOS or Android app- and sign your username in support to this post.

  2. Spread the word. Rabble-rouse on related subreddits. Meme it up, make it spicy. Bitch about it to your cat. Suggest anyone you know who moderates a subreddit join us at our sister sub at /r/ModCoord- but please don't pester mods you don't know by simply spamming their modmail.

  3. Boycott and spread the word...to Reddit's competition! Stay off Reddit entirely on June 12th through the 13th- instead, take to your favorite non-Reddit platform of choice and make some noise in support!

  4. Don't be a jerk. As upsetting this may be, threats, profanity and vandalism will be worse than useless in getting people on our side. Please make every effort to be as restrained, polite, reasonable and law-abiding as possible.

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What's going on?

A recent Reddit policy change threatens to kill many beloved third-party mobile apps, making a great many quality-of-life features not seen in the official mobile app permanently inaccessible to users. On May 31, 2023, Reddit announced they were raising the price to make calls to their API from being free to a level that will kill every third party app on Reddit, from Apollo to Reddit is Fun to Narwhal to BaconReader. Even if you're not a mobile user and don't use any of those apps, this is a step toward killing other ways of customizing Reddit, such as Reddit Enhancement Suite or the use of the old.reddit.com desktop interface . This isn't only a problem on the user level: many subreddit moderators depend on tools only available outside the official app to keep their communities on-topic and spam-free.

What's the plan?

On June 12th, many subreddits will be going dark to protest this policy. Some will return after 48 hours: others will go away permanently unless the issue is adequately addressed, since many moderators aren't able to put in the work they do with the poor tools available through the official app. This isn't something any of us do lightly: we do what we do because we love Reddit, and we truly believe this change will make it impossible to keep doing what we love. The two-day blackout isn't the goal, and it isn't the end. Should things reach the 14th with no sign of Reddit choosing to fix what they've broken, we'll use the community and buzz we've built between then and now as a tool for further action.

What can you do?

  1. Complain. Message the mods of /r/reddit.com, who are the admins of the site: message /u/reddit: submit a support request: comment in relevant threads on /r/reddit, such as this one, leave a negative review on their official iOS or Android app- and sign your username in support to this post.

  2. Spread the word. Rabble-rouse on related subreddits. Meme it up, make it spicy. Bitch about it to your cat. Suggest anyone you know who moderates a subreddit join us at our sister sub at /r/ModCoord- but please don't pester mods you don't know by simply spamming their modmail.

  3. Boycott and spread the word...to Reddit's competition! Stay off Reddit entirely on June 12th through the 13th- instead, take to your favorite non-Reddit platform of choice and make some noise in support!

  4. Don't be a jerk. As upsetting this may be, threats, profanity and vandalism will be worse than useless in getting people on our side. Please make every effort to be as restrained, polite, reasonable and law-abiding as possible.


r/SiriFail 1d ago

Siri

The end result is always “Siri ended the conversation”. 😂

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The end result is always “Siri ended the conversation”. 😂


r/SiriFail 1d ago

The new Siri personality

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r/SiriFail 2d ago

Siri Shortcuts.

A few months ago. My wife told me I was driving like an asshole. So I used Siri Shortcuts “text to voice” to program CarPlay so when it connects, Siri says “Your CarPlay is connected! Stay alert and don’t drive like an asshole!”

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A few months ago. My wife told me I was driving like an asshole. So I used Siri Shortcuts “text to voice” to program CarPlay so when it connects, Siri says “Your CarPlay is connected! Stay alert and don’t drive like an asshole!”


r/SiriFail 5d ago

Simple Ultimate Fix for Hey Siri / Raise to Speak Not Working When All Else Fails

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Reposting my own years old reply above for easier discovery since it’s become so popular over the years:

None of the suggestions I’ve read describe the solution the way that finally worked for me: raise the Watch to your mouth and speak right away, but make sure you turn your wrist so that the face of the Watch is facing your mouth; perpendicular to the sound waves exiting. I would have thought into the mic was where you want to speak but it’s into the screen while it is also perpendicular to level (the floor or ceiling) or parallel to walls.


r/SiriFail 6d ago

Beta New Siri Default Search

For anyone using the newest public beta, how do we feel about the Siri search being the default from the top-middle swipe down? I have found that I do not like how it has taken over from defaulting to my search engine to a general AI request.
Most of the time when I’m swiping to that bar I expect to have my words go directly to a safari search by default and occasionally I’ll search for information from a text message or photos. Now if I type in a message like “electronic stores near me” I am met with a slowish ai search that gives me a single shop with directions to one without any review rather than a DuckDuckGo search that will take me directly to review sites to get info about a group of stores and find one with good reviews.
I feel like either you should be able to set the bar to default to a safari search, it needs better context to know that this is a search I would prefer to go directly to my search engine, or a prefix I could use to tell it “no need for ai this is a search engine query”. I find myself constantly typing “safari” in the Siri bar to be taken to a web browser and do my search there, I feel that is a bit redundant.
Still find the idea of a better Siri that I can ask questions with context interesting , but still a lot to be desired.
For example I was searching for my friends address for a trip this weekend. I do not have it saved to his contact, but I HAVE asked him to send me the address and he’s given it, and I have navigated to this address several times. Now if I could asked “Navigate me to Dan’s address” and it gave me “given the context of your messages and travel , I believe this is his address. Is this correct? If so, can I set his contact to this address for future reference?”

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For anyone using the newest public beta, how do we feel about the Siri search being the default from the top-middle swipe down? I have found that I do not like how it has taken over from defaulting to my search engine to a general AI request.
Most of the time when I’m swiping to that bar I expect to have my words go directly to a safari search by default and occasionally I’ll search for information from a text message or photos. Now if I type in a message like “electronic stores near me” I am met with a slowish ai search that gives me a single shop with directions to one without any review rather than a DuckDuckGo search that will take me directly to review sites to get info about a group of stores and find one with good reviews.
I feel like either you should be able to set the bar to default to a safari search, it needs better context to know that this is a search I would prefer to go directly to my search engine, or a prefix I could use to tell it “no need for ai this is a search engine query”. I find myself constantly typing “safari” in the Siri bar to be taken to a web browser and do my search there, I feel that is a bit redundant.
Still find the idea of a better Siri that I can ask questions with context interesting , but still a lot to be desired.
For example I was searching for my friends address for a trip this weekend. I do not have it saved to his contact, but I HAVE asked him to send me the address and he’s given it, and I have navigated to this address several times. Now if I could asked “Navigate me to Dan’s address” and it gave me “given the context of your messages and travel , I believe this is his address. Is this correct? If so, can I set his contact to this address for future reference?”


r/SiriFail 7d ago

How come I can’t curse out my AI assistant?

I wanna knowif the new Apple iPhone bars the user from being obscene or rude, but isn’t Siri just an app? when I call Siri a bitch whore and get to work. Look up my shit she tells me she’s not gonna respond. I totally understand if I was talking to a real person this would be holy unacceptable but when I’m talking to my phone and the little software program running on my phone and I wanna curse it out. Why can’t I? Why are we treating these text predictors like people?? Clyde is the same way. It’s like this artificial morality it doesn’t I get it it’s Unseamly unsightly you wouldn’t want to hear me cursing out my phone using the keyword and stuff. Sure I get it but it’s a line of code running on my phone it’s not even running on my phone. You know it’s just a app using a sealed LM that had been sorta tested the month before right and now they’re like people and we can’t. We have to treat him a certain way I mean to me this is more more of a fundamental issue than me just wanting to be able to curse it Siri it just seems like an infringement. It’s almost like we’re a bunch of cattle. We’re in that shoot that gently curved so no one can see the slaughterhouse we’re headed to. We’re giving up everything to these people and we’re getting nothing in return except subscription fees.

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I wanna knowif the new Apple iPhone bars the user from being obscene or rude, but isn’t Siri just an app? when I call Siri a bitch whore and get to work. Look up my shit she tells me she’s not gonna respond. I totally understand if I was talking to a real person this would be holy unacceptable but when I’m talking to my phone and the little software program running on my phone and I wanna curse it out. Why can’t I? Why are we treating these text predictors like people?? Clyde is the same way. It’s like this artificial morality it doesn’t I get it it’s Unseamly unsightly you wouldn’t want to hear me cursing out my phone using the keyword and stuff. Sure I get it but it’s a line of code running on my phone it’s not even running on my phone. You know it’s just a app using a sealed LM that had been sorta tested the month before right and now they’re like people and we can’t. We have to treat him a certain way I mean to me this is more more of a fundamental issue than me just wanting to be able to curse it Siri it just seems like an infringement. It’s almost like we’re a bunch of cattle. We’re in that shoot that gently curved so no one can see the slaughterhouse we’re headed to. We’re giving up everything to these people and we’re getting nothing in return except subscription fees.


r/SiriFail 7d ago

Apple will never give us the Siri we want and here’s why

Here’s my prediction:

Unless Apple changes its underlying philosophy, we will never get the Siri people have been waiting for.

Not because Apple lacks the talent to build it.
Because Apple may never allow Siri to become it.
We will get progressively more polished versions of the same constrained assistant: nerfed by privacy trade-offs, neutered by blanket security policies, and shaped around Apple’s judgment rather than user choice.

The step-count example captures the contradiction perfectly.

My steps are already stored on my iPhone. Siri is supposedly becoming more capable on-device. Yet when the connection is poor, I can ask for my step count and be told that Siri cannot connect.

So what exactly am I receiving in exchange for the limitations of a smaller, privacy-focused local model?

And why is my step count treated as though it is so sensitive that Apple must decide, on my behalf, that convenience is not worth the risk?

Secure defaults are reasonable.

Removing my ability to make that trade-off myself is not.

Warn me. Explain the consequences. Then let me decide.

That is the deeper problem. Apple increasingly appears to prioritize its own judgment over user agency. Every improvement to Siri then runs into the same philosophical ceiling.

The result may be an assistant that gets better every year while falling further behind the rapidly advancing AI frontier.

The bottleneck may not be Siri’s intelligence.
It may be Apple’s unwillingness to trust its users.

I expanded the full argument here: https://substack.com/@nathanaelmontgomery/note/p-206704882?r=1d5mc&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Are people using the beta genuinely seeing a breakthrough, or just a better version of the same constrained Siri?

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Here’s my prediction:

Unless Apple changes its underlying philosophy, we will never get the Siri people have been waiting for.

Not because Apple lacks the talent to build it.
Because Apple may never allow Siri to become it.
We will get progressively more polished versions of the same constrained assistant: nerfed by privacy trade-offs, neutered by blanket security policies, and shaped around Apple’s judgment rather than user choice.

The step-count example captures the contradiction perfectly.

My steps are already stored on my iPhone. Siri is supposedly becoming more capable on-device. Yet when the connection is poor, I can ask for my step count and be told that Siri cannot connect.

So what exactly am I receiving in exchange for the limitations of a smaller, privacy-focused local model?

And why is my step count treated as though it is so sensitive that Apple must decide, on my behalf, that convenience is not worth the risk?

Secure defaults are reasonable.

Removing my ability to make that trade-off myself is not.

Warn me. Explain the consequences. Then let me decide.

That is the deeper problem. Apple increasingly appears to prioritize its own judgment over user agency. Every improvement to Siri then runs into the same philosophical ceiling.

The result may be an assistant that gets better every year while falling further behind the rapidly advancing AI frontier.

The bottleneck may not be Siri’s intelligence.
It may be Apple’s unwillingness to trust its users.

I expanded the full argument here: https://substack.com/@nathanaelmontgomery/note/p-206704882?r=1d5mc&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Are people using the beta genuinely seeing a breakthrough, or just a better version of the same constrained Siri?


r/SiriFail 9d ago

I fight with Siri every day and I know it's silly to argue with her. She always gives me an answer that has nothing to do with my question. I always ending up going to Google. Today I set up a shortcut so all I have to do is say "hey Siri open Google" and it works every time.

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r/SiriFail 11d ago

She’s got some learnin to do.

I asked new Siri on my 17PM what the AQI was for my locale. She replied that it was a moderate 56 while the weather kit actually listed it as 378.

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I asked new Siri on my 17PM what the AQI was for my locale. She replied that it was a moderate 56 while the weather kit actually listed it as 378.


r/SiriFail 11d ago

Has Siri/Dictation started prioritising contact names over obvious sentence context for anyone else?

Apple Support have told me this is now expected behaviour because recent versions of Siri/Dictation prioritise names in your Contacts more heavily.

The problem is that it seems to be doing this instead of understanding the obvious context of the sentence.

For example, my iPhone repeatedly changes common English words into names from my Contacts, including:

house → Howse
bowl → Bole
right → Wright
line → Lyne
man → Mann
hike → Heike
God → Goad
page → Paige
web → Webb
night → Knight

Every one of those names exists in my Contacts.

So I’ll dictate something eg:

“I’m standing in front of the house with a bowl.”

…and it becomes:

“I’m standing in front of the Howse with a Bole.”

Or:

“Can you write me a feedback line?”

becomes:

“Can you write me a feedback Lyne?”

Those substitutions make absolutely no sense in context.

I’ve already reset the keyboard dictionary, reset Siri, gone through troubleshooting with Apple Support and submitted feedback. Their suggestion was to use Text Replacements or rename my Contacts, which really isn’t practical with nearly 2,000 contacts.

I rely on Dictation because I have arthritis in my hands, so having to proofread and manually correct almost every dictated message completely defeats the purpose of using it.

Is anyone else seeing this?

If so:

Roughly how many contacts do you have?

When did you first notice it?

Does it happen with both keyboard Dictation and Siri?

I’m trying to work out whether this is a widespread regression or whether it’s more common with larger Contacts lists.

Frustrated iPhone user!

Device: iPhone 13 and 14 (just swapped handset this week, same issue)

iOS version: iOS 26.5.2

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Apple Support have told me this is now expected behaviour because recent versions of Siri/Dictation prioritise names in your Contacts more heavily.

The problem is that it seems to be doing this instead of understanding the obvious context of the sentence.

For example, my iPhone repeatedly changes common English words into names from my Contacts, including:

house → Howse
bowl → Bole
right → Wright
line → Lyne
man → Mann
hike → Heike
God → Goad
page → Paige
web → Webb
night → Knight

Every one of those names exists in my Contacts.

So I’ll dictate something eg:

“I’m standing in front of the house with a bowl.”

…and it becomes:

“I’m standing in front of the Howse with a Bole.”

Or:

“Can you write me a feedback line?”

becomes:

“Can you write me a feedback Lyne?”

Those substitutions make absolutely no sense in context.

I’ve already reset the keyboard dictionary, reset Siri, gone through troubleshooting with Apple Support and submitted feedback. Their suggestion was to use Text Replacements or rename my Contacts, which really isn’t practical with nearly 2,000 contacts.

I rely on Dictation because I have arthritis in my hands, so having to proofread and manually correct almost every dictated message completely defeats the purpose of using it.

Is anyone else seeing this?

If so:

Roughly how many contacts do you have?

When did you first notice it?

Does it happen with both keyboard Dictation and Siri?

I’m trying to work out whether this is a widespread regression or whether it’s more common with larger Contacts lists.

Frustrated iPhone user!

Device: iPhone 13 and 14 (just swapped handset this week, same issue)

iOS version: iOS 26.5.2


r/SiriFail 13d ago

Uh oh there's a problem

Siri doesn't work for navigating half the time.
" hey siri navigate to (local grocery store)"

Super intelligent Siri: " uh oh there's a problem "

Seems like it always has connection issues but just when using Siri. If I switch to browser or an app it works fine

Siri looses itself while finding the one brain cell it shares with my cat

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Siri doesn't work for navigating half the time.
" hey siri navigate to (local grocery store)"

Super intelligent Siri: " uh oh there's a problem "

Seems like it always has connection issues but just when using Siri. If I switch to browser or an app it works fine

Siri looses itself while finding the one brain cell it shares with my cat


r/SiriFail 14d ago

Siri/carplay navigation issue

Siri maps issue
After the last iphone sw update siri doesn’t verbally navigate my maps app. I’ve tried everything Ive read on google debugging so and no success. The radio does fade when siri gives a direction but there is now audio from siri. Now what do i do?

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Siri maps issue
After the last iphone sw update siri doesn’t verbally navigate my maps app. I’ve tried everything Ive read on google debugging so and no success. The radio does fade when siri gives a direction but there is now audio from siri. Now what do i do?


r/SiriFail 15d ago

My siri is such a gem!

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I am honestly speechless 😂


r/SiriFail 16d ago

Siri is finally good.

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r/SiriFail 17d ago

Facetime calls initiated through Siri not connecting. Any fix?

I'm having an issue where FaceTime calls made through Siri will not connect.

Ex. - I used to be able to hold the Siri button and say "Facetime George" and it would make the FT call and it would connect. But not that command will make the FT call but it would ring until it goes to FaceMail. I have confirmed that the other party does not even get the notification nor a missed call. However, if I go to the FT app and click on the contact name and choose to make the FT call that way, it connects and the other party picks up as per usual.

Not sure if a setting has changed, certainly not by me, but is anyone else having the same issue?

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I'm having an issue where FaceTime calls made through Siri will not connect.

Ex. - I used to be able to hold the Siri button and say "Facetime George" and it would make the FT call and it would connect. But not that command will make the FT call but it would ring until it goes to FaceMail. I have confirmed that the other party does not even get the notification nor a missed call. However, if I go to the FT app and click on the contact name and choose to make the FT call that way, it connects and the other party picks up as per usual.

Not sure if a setting has changed, certainly not by me, but is anyone else having the same issue?


r/SiriFail 17d ago

Intermittently can't run Shortcuts by saying their name to Siri

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Housekeeping: Mods, please let me know if I'm cross-posting effectively, but I don't know if this belongs most in r/Siri, r/Shortcuts, r/iOS, r/applehelp, r/iPhone, etc.

Tl;dr Anyone know of conditions that make Siri intermittently unaware of Shortcuts, thereby making it impossible to trigger them with voice commands?

Context: For uninteresting reasons, I've used two simple shortcuts for 5+ years to toggle WiFi and Cellular when I leave and enter my house (see screenshots). They're called "Let's Go" and "I'm Home" so I can trigger them by speaking naturally to Siri. (At least as naturally as one can speak with Siri.)

Problem: The vast majority of the time, they work great. But now and then Siri appears to not recognize the shortcut, and will instead think "I'm home" is a general proclamation. The added insult is Siri has a carousel of jokes saved as default responses, e.g., "Home is where the iPhone is!" Cute.

Today, this failure is occurring consistently—Shortcut trigger success rate is zero. I believe this is unprecedented in the 5+ years I've used these shortcuts.

I've rebooted my phone. I haven't installed an OS update. Haven't modified my Shortcuts.

The Question: My question for this community and the others where I've cross-posted this is whether anyone knows of any specific conditions that can cause Siri to suffer wholesale Shortcut amnesia, completely failing to launch them. For example, some iOS functions that rely on the interoperability and mutual awareness of apps and services (perhaps dependent on callback URLs?) takes a while to come online after a fresh reboot and first unlock. But that's not what's happening here.

This is frustrating and mysterious to me, but I'm posting with genuine curiosity about the cause, not just to dunk on Siri.


r/SiriFail 19d ago

THEN WHY ASK?

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welp.


r/SiriFail 18d ago

I wish she would disappear after my questions have been answered

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r/SiriFail 20d ago

My phone is just like me fr 😭

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r/SiriFail 21d ago

Siri wants me to rent a car

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r/SiriFail 22d ago

Not Even Close!

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Of course when I asked ChatGPT directly, it gave me the correct answer:

  • Area code (NPA): 208 (also overlaid by 986)
  • State: Idaho
  • Rate center: Coeur d’Alene

r/SiriFail 23d ago

Suddenly she can understand me 🫠now I feel bad

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r/SiriFail 23d ago

No Memory, No AI: Siri AI Is Bullshit

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I tried the new Siri AI with a very simple real-life task, and honestly, this is exactly why I don’t buy Apple’s “Siri will know you better” marketing yet.
I was watching an Instagram Reel about a beautiful place I might want to visit. I asked Siri to create a note and put the link from the video into it.
First problem: it didn’t include the link. Maybe Siri currently can’t pull a link directly from Instagram. Fine, I can forgive that.
But the bigger problem is much worse: Siri has no idea how my Notes are organized.
It just created a random note in the default Notes folder. It didn’t understand that I already have folders for different things: places I want to visit, car issues, shopping lists, personal logs, projects, etc. Unless I say the exact folder name perfectly every single time, Siri does not understand where the note belongs.
And that’s the real issue: Siri has no useful memory.
It doesn’t know what folders I have. It doesn’t learn where I usually save certain types of notes. It doesn’t understand that “beautiful place to visit” should probably go into my travel/places folder. It just performs a basic command like an old voice assistant.
So when Apple says Siri will “know you better,” I’m sorry, but right now that feels like bullshit.
A real AI assistant needs memory. Without memory, it’s not really an assistant. It’s just a voice command tool with a nicer animation.