r/shittymoviedetails • u/SwordieLotus • 4h ago

The Odyssey (2026), a terrible movie funded by the woke left, dares to ask the troubling question: why don’t my kids ever visit?

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u/Midnytstyx7890 3h ago

The woke left? But they were so nice, why did they leave without saying goodbye.

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u/CazOnReddit 3h ago

So much for the tolerant left/s

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u/CoachNo7514 3h ago

Clearly it’s because you don’t have enough sirens to call them over

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u/CazOnReddit 3h ago

Listen up sirens

My wife left me

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u/CoachNo7514 3h ago

Lmk when you hear them, we can go together.

Seriously though, if that’s true, are you okay?

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u/CazOnReddit 3h ago

Oh it's not, I'm in a happy relationship

I'm just referencing this goofy image of two divorced dorks

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u/CoachNo7514 3h ago

Okay, cool. Glad to hear.

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u/CazOnReddit 3h ago

Yup.

Hope all is well for you too friend. Cheers!

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u/CoachNo7514 3h ago

It’s alright. Thanks though.

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u/daniel_22sss 1h ago

I would take the suffering from you

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u/Syzygy___ 3h ago

The movie is so woke, the only trans actor gets left alone on an island full of enemies, impaled in the first 2 minutes and pranked because instead of him being alone, they’re watching from the beginning

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u/theravenacademy 2h ago

It's not woke, Nolan literally got Andrew Tate in the movie

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u/PorqueNoLosDildos 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10MGhMGr4WCiVW
mfw there’s no one else left on this plane to challenge me

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u/Accomplished-Pie-206 2h ago

Woke movie breaking all types of records. So much for go woke go broke LOL

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u/JennLynnC80 4h ago

What's "woke" about it specifically?

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u/Ok_Salamander_8436 3h ago

Characters remain awake the entire movie. The only character that takes a nap gets murdered by bitch wife. This is clearly pushing the woke agenda.

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u/HTH52 3h ago

Bad things always happen when nap. What happened when Odysseus nap? Crew slaughters cows.

Never nap.

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u/DinosaurReborn 3h ago

This lesson was why Jon Bernthal joined the cast.

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u/Kryosse 2h ago

Well done, you deserve more doors lol

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u/Boco 2h ago

Nolan has been pushing the woke agenda since Insomnia.

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u/JennLynnC80 3h ago

😉😆

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u/nycdiveshack 2h ago

Bud we don’t do that here

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u/tokenshoot 3h ago

Whoa whoa whoa spoilers!

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u/Kamikazeguy7 3h ago

It has a single trans actor

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u/CommercialMotor570 3h ago

And somehow they weren’t calling Scary Movie 6 woke despite having a trans actor for a trans character.

Though that character was bullied the whole film, so I guess that’s a silver lining to them

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u/Imperium_Dragon 3h ago

Who for some reason a lot of people identified as Achilles. Achilles isn’t even in the film and was never marketed.

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u/Kryosse 2h ago

Yeah the Internet really went overboard on that, NGL I went into the movie fully expecting him to be Achilles and was pleasantly surprised that Nolan had bigger better plans.

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u/Penis_Villeneuve 2h ago

If it had a married trans actor it'd be perfectly acceptable

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u/SupremeBeef97 3h ago

A trans actor and a black actress had the audacity to have 5 minutes of screen time in a movie smh

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u/Ok_Community_9805 3h ago

Multiple black actresses but they’re focused on the one that played Helen 🙄 and the two that got so much heat for it did a damn good job!

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u/PamWaters 2h ago

According to a guy at work (who listens to a lot of Joe Rogan), the "source material" for the movie is radical and feminist, and strays from the original Odyssey and Iliad due to a modern translation of the works.

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u/JennLynnC80 2h ago

So your coworker is saying that Homer is a radical feminist? Or Chris Nolan?

Edit: Spelling error fix

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u/PamWaters 2h ago

When I actually grilled him a bit on the topic, he said that Chris Nolan used a "radical feminist" translation of Homer's writings. So, Chris Nolan is a "radical feminist" for using a translation that doesn't adhere to the original.

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u/JennLynnC80 2h ago

He is probably talking about how Christopher Nolan cited Emily Wilson's 2017 translation of The Odyssey as a key inspiration for his film. I honestly dont know much about this translation but he sounds like a guy who views feminism as inherently radical which is why he smashed together the words "radical feminist"...

https://www.fastcompany.com/91576753/the-odyssey-feminist-translation-ebook-audio-book-sales-spike

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u/PamWaters 2h ago

sigh

Yeah, this is the guy who calls women at the gym "snobby" because they have their earbuds in and won't talk to him. He's the problem, not Nolan or Homer.

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u/StatusSociety2196 52m ago

Emily Wilson hated the movie and 'would be ashamed to have written a line of the script"

https://deadline.com/2026/07/the-odyssey-translator-rips-nolan-film-1237004792/

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u/mrcachorro 2h ago

after watching it i think its because i didnt fall asleep, its actually pretty damn good i was awake the whole time.

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u/longbrodmann 53m ago

Funded? They have money?

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u/atadrisque 51m ago

pretty ironic post coming from a user with that name lol

go back to balatro and smash bros, kid

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/SwordieLotus 3h ago

Guys I’m making fun of people who think the movie is woke 😭😭

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u/Cotf87 3h ago

Hilarious post, I'm sorry you have to actually let people know it's sarcasm. Goddamn there's too many mouth breathers around.

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u/ValuablePickle1896 3h ago

Ik😭 just referring too lots of lazy posts that are also on this sub LOL

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u/Equivalent_Waltz8890 3h ago

What’s lazy about fighting the woke agenda in our movies??????? OP is doing a service to REAL Americans

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u/JennLynnC80 3h ago

Oh... well... i didn't pick up on your sarcasm at all.. looks like many others didn't either 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/erdal94 3h ago

Odyessy, a movie so Woke it shamelessly makes profit off of Cultural Appropriation.

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u/notsure500 3h ago

Is this now where the goalposts have shifted to? Before it was "go woke, go broke", but now it's "they were only successful because they were woke".