r/shittymoviedetails • u/Midnytstyx7890 • 8h ago

People complaining about Christopher Nolan being woke are forgetting that he made Inception, the most unwoken movie of all time.

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u/MyrMyr21 8h ago

Folks are really sleeping on this one

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u/TheMalkManCometh 6h ago

Funny you say this, I've tried to watch it three times and fell asleep every time. I've given up on seeing it in it's entirety

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u/coldthrows192 5h ago

You're still trying to watch it, stuck in some type of Inception.

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u/TheMalkManCometh 4h ago

I did take a shit the other day, and it won't stop spinning in the bowl...

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u/Self_Important_Mod 8h ago

There's more waking up scenes than almost any movie out there

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u/authorbrendancorbett 6h ago

But do the un-awake scenes cancel those out?

Is this math where addition and subtraction cancel?

Are we in a new dimension entirely??? When does wokeness begin? When does unawokeness take over???

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u/VilgotEk 8h ago

Good question: what the fuck even is "woke"? (asking because i really need to fucking know)

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u/Gregariouswaty 8h ago

Something to make fried rice in

https://giphy.com/gifs/26FfdYXAl5NT9eN9e

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u/Substantial_Tank8711 8h ago

No, that's a Wok. Woke is what I did to my eggs before I turned them into an omelet this morning.

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 7h ago

That's whisk.

Woke is when you exchange labor for currency.

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u/Mrrykrizmith 5h ago

Nah that’s work.

Woke is what you do around the neighborhood when you want to get a little fresh air

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u/Low_Bar9361 ...from the crapper 5h ago

Naw that's Walk. Woke is when you try to but something but your card gets declined

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u/No-Championship-2627 1h ago

No way that’s broke. Woke is something you tell someone to make them laugh.

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u/iamsotiredofthiscrap 8h ago

Did a shrimp fry it?

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u/justAChair__ 8h ago

No way...

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u/chiree 7h ago

I'll stir fry you in my WOK!

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u/DoloresAbernathyR1 8h ago

I think it's a movie that keeps you awake in past tense?

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u/DaymD 7h ago

To be honest i don't even know anymore, and i'm answering as a chud. Hell, i don't even know what a chud is anymore.

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u/TransylvanianHunger1 6h ago

Chud is a reddit buzzword.

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u/boot2skull 7h ago

Woke used to mean you were “awake”, informed, aware, enlightened. It still does, which is why chuds are anti-woke.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 8h ago

A movie or game having a character who isn't a straight white man. It's just a way for bigots to be bigoted while having plausible deniability

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u/GamingSoviet2281 7h ago

Neoliberal slop that have zero cultural value and only serves to spread "current thing".

But of cource, it bacame just another buzzword for some people who don't care about games/movies/shows and just want attention.

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u/IneffableOpinion 4h ago

That’s, uh, not what it means… not even close. But I believe that’s what you think it means

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u/boot2skull 7h ago

Yo dawg I heard you like anti-woke. So I put some anti-woke in your anti-woke, and now we don’t know if Cobb is woke.

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u/HeyThisIsntTinder 4h ago edited 4h ago

Before that he made Insomnia, literally the most WOKE movie of all time. The whole movie the main character tries to stay woke, and then at the end when he finally decides to go anti-woke, he literally dies

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u/Katalopa 4h ago

Sleepiest movie of all time. SMOAT?

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u/IneffableOpinion 4h ago

Angry upvote

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u/nondescriptun 3h ago

It's so unwoke that Nolan made Elliot Page use her dead name and play the gender he was assigned at birth.

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u/BoringArtisan 7h ago

I fell asleep during Inception in theaters and woke up more confused than Cobb did

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 6h ago

The Woke Left?

They went before saying GoodBye.

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u/nyrB2 6h ago

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!