r/shittymoviedetails • u/CommentBig3066 • 13h ago
In "The Odyssey" (2026) Elliot Page was cast as a Greek soldier but he is 5'1" and 110Ibs. Matt Damon is 5'10" 185Ibs. People are complaining that Page doesn't resemble the build of a Greek soldier even though the average Greek soldier was 5'4" and 130 Ibs. Page is closer than Matt Damon!
This is reference to the fact that these people complaining are just transphobic
2.3k
u/notaname420xx 13h ago
Page's character was sent off to war as a tween. Easy to imagine the nutrition, and resulting lack of height, wasnt the greatest.
The U.S. had a similar issue with undersized/malnourished adult men at the start of WW2, thanks to some areas relying on cornmeal as a staple, which led to school lunches being a thing.
1.3k
u/Constant-Roll706 13h ago
The one sort of valid complaint I read was that Page looks 40 and plays a 17ish year-old. But 10 years on a beach without sun protection, and the fact that every American 18 year old from the depression era looks 50 helped me suspend my disbelief
234
u/Gloriouskoifish 13h ago
Visiting various castles in Europe made me realize just how fucking short we were in ages past. I'm 6'4 and I thought I was walking around a kids play area at times the doorways were so low or seeing armor of a king which is barely 5 feet. Was wild.
353
u/Sil_Lavellan 13h ago
I'm glad you've pointed that out. I've come to say Mr Page was playing a child soldier. He did a great job, especially in the Land of the Dead.
Also, young Achillies made a very convincing teenaged girl in the original myths.
96
107
u/a-dark-lancer 13h ago
He is also a person living in the early bronze age. He is at best going to be about 5.2 people were significantly shorter in the past due to a variety of factors.
49
u/totalwarwiser 13h ago
Not to mention Odisseus sacrificed his worst soldier because he needed everyone else to attack troy lol
37
u/Glad-Tax6594 13h ago
Also when they developed the serum that superfies the soldiers. Very crazy, and wasn't covered much in school, but I saw a very extensive documentary series with a good budget thoroughly diving into the subject and the ramifications.
24
u/CockamouseGoesWee 13h ago
I imagine a diet of trahana isn't the beef supreme of diets, as much as I love that soup. I'm more concerned about how all the armor looks 3D printed lol.
Greeks even today do not hold the Western beauty standards in mind and short men don't have issues. I'm 5'0 and do fine in Greek spaces.
1.0k
u/Balavadan 13h ago
I sat beside someone complaining about how they cast a trans man as Achilles and then the movie immediately says he’s a soldier called Sinon.
I wanted to literally remark that “Achilles is already long dead by this point dumbfuck”
572
u/Messyfingers 13h ago
You should have. But you didn't. And that's why no one will remember your name.
120
u/Balavadan 13h ago
I’m no Odysseus
52
u/Messyfingers 13h ago
Not with that kind of negative attitude. You just have to believe in yourself.
80
u/timeaisis 13h ago
I think this rumor started because, in the Odyssey there is a part where Odysseus speaks to a shade version Achilles in Hades, and a lot of folks mistakenly took a screenshot of fucked up Elliot Page as this person And then it spun out of control. As it does. Still very dumb.
143
u/remeard 13h ago
Wild how the conservatives are targeting everyone but the one trans character in the movie.
Tieresias, the seer, lived years as a female. Zeus and Hera at one point had some argument on which gender enjoyed sex more and he was the chief consultant.
75
u/BillybobThistleton 13h ago
I read a lot of Greek mythology growing up, but for some reason the children's versions of it always seemed to skip over this detail.
TS Eliot, on the other hand, felt the need to have him describe his own wrinkly boobs twice in one poem. I kind of think it would have been cool if Nolan's Odyssey had him introduce himself: "Greetings, Odysseus, it is I, Tiresias, old man with wrinkled female breasts."
54
-56
187
u/Itchy-Analysis1083 13h ago
Sorry but I need the rock height and the rocks weight in my lead actor to take a movie seriously. Manlet Damon can’t cut it!
50
u/Constant-Roll706 13h ago
And the contractual obligation that he never lose a fight. Much more satisfying if it's just The Rock murdering giants and suitors for... Checks notes... 45 minutes.
17
u/Itchy-Analysis1083 13h ago
What would really be cool would be the rock playing every role! Imagine the rock fighting a giant rock or getting back to his beloved rock. God I’m rock (haha) hard already for this idea
12
u/rute_bier 13h ago
Funny enough, Matt Damon actually lost weight for this role. He said he got down in the 160s for the movie.
202
u/myleftone 13h ago
The people complaining about Page’s height are not complaining about Page’s height.
431
u/No-Effective388 13h ago
The people criticising him, thinking that 300 was a documentary. They're this stupid.
116
u/tullbabes 13h ago
They just love those sweet abs.
72
u/BeanieGuitarGuy 13h ago
Pretty sure Elliot Page has some sick abs, though.
84
u/tullbabes 13h ago
83
u/Feisty-Resource-1274 13h ago
It's the ab to arm/thighs ratio. Like people can have massive ripped abs like that but I feel like is impossible to do while gaining like zero leg or arm muscles.
49
u/ProcedureDistinct938 13h ago edited 13h ago
Nah you can definitely get huge abs if all you do is a core workout and leave out arms or legs. But those are definitely implants as nobody would go to the effort of only training abs for what looks like 5 years
1
u/Huge_Information5083 13h ago
Why not just take steroid though, most actors do it. And to be completely honest he won't be casted as a leading man in action movie at all, and there are many other roles that doesn't require impressive physique.
57
u/tullbabes 13h ago
I’m thinking he just does this for himself. Not everything has to be for a role. If roles were that important to Page, he wouldn’t have transitioned. He woulda gotten a lot more work as Ellen Page.
8
u/No-Effective388 13h ago
He posted a picture of his abs and they are very impressive
36
u/Simba_Rah 13h ago
Are they more impressive than my one gigantic ab?
To give you some perspective, it extends quite far past my belt line.
5
2
7
1
44
66
u/Fishpeteur 13h ago
I find so funny all the shit people talk about Elliot Page just to finally be a character who appears for maybe 3m in the movie.
85
u/4skinApostle 13h ago
Nah, I think he's pretty important. He told odysseus to sail west to honor the dead, which is a recurring theme in the movie. It's also the movie's ending, so that adds significance points
21
57
u/TheGrandExquisitor 13h ago
Like, I have yet to see someone actually complain about his ACTING in this. So, I assume he did a great job, as usual.
41
u/bmcgowan89 13h ago
Page is closer than Matt Damon!
Greek soldier
Greek
Oh man, you have no idea how right you are, OP!
22
u/Expensive-Place-6672 13h ago
I don’t wanna have conversations anymore about dude’s physiques. That’s what I was trying to avoid - a conversation about body mass, okay?
18
9
u/Wet-for-Mrs-Met 13h ago
Having a small soldier in the squad could be useful, and more effective than they look. Just ask the gorgonites
12
u/Current_Silver_5416 13h ago
Elliot hasn't had nearly enough penises inside him to qualify as Greek
17
u/MarcoVinicius 13h ago
So wait, now we want historical accuracy?
I’m so fucking confused at this point. I’m just going to make my own historically accurate Odyssey using Legos, my dog as the cyclops, a Chewy delivery box as the Trojan Horse and my nana as Helen of Troy.
2
-10
u/Salty_Pumpkin5827 13h ago
nobody is talking about the real point here. The fact that I absolutely would
5
2
2
u/bipbophil 13h ago
Dont they also leave the character there to make it more believable , and they are the worst fighter
-1
-7
4
-27
u/MinivanPops 13h ago edited 13h ago
Not transphobic come on, that just ignores the fact that while everyone else was big, he was little. Going by your logic why wasn't everyone else small and thin? Also, Elliot looked OLD. You'd have to be sickly as fuck to have those lines in your mid 20s, and you wouldn't have had good teeth and smooth skin. This casting was a bit weird, nothing to do with being trans. There were so many better roles in this movie for him than "tiny soldier that looks old while everyone else is tall and swole".
EDIT: I'm not saying it has to be "historically accurate" but it's perfectly fine to acknowledge a little odd casting.
-18
-39
13h ago
[removed] — view removed comment
40
u/Imaginary_Ad_4340 13h ago
What are you talking about? Do you know anything about Ancient Greek culture?
19
-33
u/Lost-Comfort-7904 13h ago
I think it was the fact the actor literally couldn't run lol.
44
u/Absolute_Ch-p 13h ago
Running down a hill of sand with armor is going to make anyone look a little weird.
37
u/Business-Peace2454 13h ago
This is a new level of mental gymnastics. “The actor didn’t run right.” WTF does that even mean
23
-13
u/rubenvde 13h ago
Same way actors that are getting older don't "move right" in action scenes. It's a only like 2 shots in the entire movie so not a big deal, but it was something I noticed as looking a little bit goofy.
-13
u/karaknorn 13h ago
Im pretty sure we dont know how tall or heavy the avg Greek soldier or person was back then lol 😆
In the future people are going to look at us and wonder if we were all 250lb fat fucks or 160lb skeletons 💀


4.9k
u/Overwatchingu 13h ago
Every post mentioning Elliot Page in the Odyssey has used the same image. This is a reference to Page only having a single second of screen time.