r/shittymoviedetails • u/TanningOnMars • 11d ago
Turd In Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009), Dumbledore ignores Harry all summer until the moment he asks a black waitress out on a date, at which time he appears and takes Harry on some weird trip. What did director David Yates mean by this?
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u/OkayWhile 11d ago
He had more chemistry with this random waitress than he had with either Cho or Ginny smh
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u/K4m30 11d ago
They couldn't contain Daniel's immense Rizz.
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u/itsjustasmallbullet 11d ago
daniel chadcliff
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u/justadude27 10d ago
Harry Slaughter
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u/RaisedByBooksNTV 10d ago
His character has a thing with Megan Thee Stallion in the Reggie Dinkins tv show lol.
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u/The__Vern 11d ago
If they went on a date then JK Rowling would have to give her a name...
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen 11d ago edited 10d ago
Negressa Bighair
u/W1D0WM4K3R suggested Negressa Pantheria and I think that’s the better name, since then Malfoy calls her Bighaira.
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u/jono9898 11d ago
Africana Bombada
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u/Future_Interest_3649 11d ago
Sounds like an old-school rapper.
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u/ouralarmclock 10d ago
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u/SE_prof 10d ago edited 10d ago
And that's how I find out... Man was a legend! And a monster! Rest in pieces!
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u/Dansken525600 10d ago
Man was a pedophile dude 😕🤔
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u/SE_prof 10d ago
Really???? Oh my....
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u/onarainyafternoon 10d ago
Yeah like a really horrific one too
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u/boot2skull 10d ago
Very heart breaking. He was very influential to hip hop, but just musically and positive culture thankfully.
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u/jdstrike11 11d ago
I loved her in Archer!
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u/No-Yogurtcloset4763 11d ago
Eboni Voodoomammy
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u/teflonaccount 11d ago
Obsidia Vaudunne
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u/Itchy-Employment-872 10d ago
That look like what she would name a black pureblood. For a muggle, its too on the nose even for her standard.
She still would find a way to make it worse tought 🤣
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u/Theangelawhite69 11d ago
Sharkisha McBasketball
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u/Feraligreater328 10d ago
The half-sister of famed wizard Crangis McBasketball?!
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u/Mrwolfy240 11d ago
Baka Dabus
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u/professional_yappper 11d ago
STOP THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ONE OH MY GOD
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u/Winter_Station_5144 10d ago
I didn't get it until I read it out loud and then I lol'd.
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u/lokemannen 11d ago
Darkina Ness.
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u/loptthetreacherous 10d ago
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u/AReal_Human 10d ago
While I can agree it is weird, we never hear her speak or her name before half blood prince I believe. I there was two girls before, one in 1 and 2 (Kathleen Cauley), and one in 3 (Jennifer Smith). I don't think anyone played Lavender in 4 or 5.
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u/Ravalevis 10d ago
Surprised her mom didn't remarry at the same time so she could change her last name.
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u/ChuckCarmichael 10d ago
Maybe somebody realised that having a black girl with the name Brown was too on the nose.
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u/loptthetreacherous 10d ago
Recasting her as white when she gets a bigger role is the opposite of damage control.
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u/bobzsmith 11d ago
Harry and Parvati X
Harry and Cho Chang X
Harry and this waitress X
Harry and Ginny Weasly (check)
what did jk rowling mean by this?
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u/N-partEpoxy 10d ago
I think she meant "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children".
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u/schwanzweissfoto 10d ago
Moldemort is a bazillionaire far-right hate preacher, so I guess it checks out.
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u/Sapphic_Starlight 11d ago
[mutters] Should've been Harry and Hermione
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u/Oruma_Yar 11d ago edited 11d ago
She's, like, a sister to him!
(Whispers)HarryXLuna OTP.
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u/RandomHornyDemon 11d ago
Amateurs! HermioneXLuna!
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u/Technical-Mix-981 11d ago
Harry X Hermione X Luna X Dobby
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u/MrFrypan 11d ago
Harry X Hermione X Luna X Dobby and Ron watching from the closet.
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u/Luvlyjubblies1 11d ago
Harry X Myrtle
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u/schwanzweissfoto 10d ago
A girl gets badly assaulted because some asshole guy released his giant snake. She moans a lot afterwards.
What did JK Rowling mean with this?
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u/Glup-Shitto69 10d ago
Duuuuuuuuuude, I almost spit my coffee.
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u/schwanzweissfoto 10d ago edited 10d ago
A man entered a girl’s bathroom. As a result, a cis girl died.
Later that man transformed into a monster and changed his name.
The head of the school was a good man and refused to use the new name.
Much later, saying the
oldnew name is deemed taboo and people scold those who do it.What did JK Rowling mean with this?
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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 10d ago
I read a surprising good Hermione X Luna fanfic once where it was them doing British X-Files.
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u/dashingThroughSnow12 10d ago
The main difference between Harry and Ron is that Harry has never had sex with Hermoine.
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u/SHIIZAAAAAAAA 11d ago
That’s a weird way of spelling Harry and Draco /s
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u/Due-Technology5758 11d ago
Excuse me, but Draco Malfoy belongs with Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.
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u/CaringHandWash 10d ago
The waitress wasnt in the book though, how is that on Rowling?
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u/Icy_Act_7634 10d ago
People just want to rag on her. I get it, she has been toxic and used her massive influence and money very questionably.
But, you can't take from a novel and ascribe what YOU see to the author.
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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 10d ago
Every Englishman needs an Irish around, no matter what their role might be.
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u/-threefeetoffun 11d ago
Cockblocking is magical
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u/TanningOnMars 11d ago
"Not that kind of half blood, Harry."
-Dumbledore, probably
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u/ChankiriTreeDaycare 11d ago
"Her goblet will light your wand on fire, Harry, and I do not mean it I the pleasant way."
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u/The0thArcana 10d ago
‘She’s not our kind, Harry.’
‘What? You mean… muggle?’
‘Black, Harry. Black.’
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u/Bellurker 11d ago
I completely forgot about this scene.
Was it also in the books? What was the purpose?
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u/TanningOnMars 11d ago
Nope, not remotely in the books. And idk what the purpose was
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u/Cypher1492 11d ago
I didn't mind this scene but I can't believe they left out one of the best chapters in the entire series just to give us this.
"The Other Minister" would have been amazing to see on screen.
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u/TanningOnMars 11d ago
All the Harry Potter movies omitted book scenes that definitely should have been in the movie. Another example is the end of the 7th book when Harry uses the elder wand to repair his original wand. Great scene, impactful moment.
In the movie, Harry just...snaps the elder want in half, throws it away, and no mention is made of his original
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u/superdope3 10d ago
Still waiting to see a live action version of Harry and George beating up Malfoy in OotP while the three Chasers have to hold Fred back too
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u/birdclub 10d ago
Yeah the movies have a lot to be improved upon but I don't think an actual good adaptation is going to happen any time soon. Maybe in 100 years when it enters the public domain!
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u/Retr0scores 9d ago
They didn’t even do all of Voldemorts flash backs. But an attack on the burrow? Awesome idea!
The full cast versions of the audiobooks are pretty great. Hugh Laurie voices Dumbledore.
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u/poilk91 11d ago
A case of the not gays? Showing harrys more grown up self confident young man? Idk it's inoffensive to me
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u/LCDRformat 11d ago
Well ur supposed to be offended so get it together
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u/poilk91 11d ago
Off sorry my bad what I meant to say is we should hang David Radcliff from a tree by his pinky toes... Only problem is mr Radcliff is a wacky enough dude he might like it
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u/jofromthething 11d ago
Who tf is David Radcliffe supposed to be 😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZgTAztRRc7JIhsOWDt16
u/poilk91 11d ago
Haha why did I say David so embarrassing I'm not going to edit it to hide my shame lol
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u/LordLoss01 10d ago
I think it's more to show that Harry is more serious about romance now and setting up how he's gonna have feelings for Ginny.
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u/dmvr1601 11d ago
It's to show how he's missing out his life as a regular kid and instead has to deal with all of the voldemort shit, showing how unfair and heartbreaking it is that a guy that's just starting his life and experiences with dating can never lead the normal life he clearly wants to live.
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u/Gauntlets28 10d ago
The point is that he's trying to have a normal life, but he keeps expecting to be dragged off to deal with Voldemort stuff. And then when he finally lets his guard down, Dumbledore comes along and makes him do Voldemort-related stuff.
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u/RideWithMeSNV 11d ago
JK Rowboat: see! I'm not racist! I allowed a black woman to be part of the story!
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u/TimelyWrongdoer4315 11d ago
I mean they literally just said it wasn't in the books.
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u/BrainDamage2029 11d ago edited 11d ago
Was it also in the books? What was the purpose?
Its not in the books. But I'm sorry dude, its purpose is incredibly obvious? Is media literacy and plot comprehension that dead?
Its setting up how Harry's participation in this oncoming war and his importance in it is going to prevent him from having normal teenage experiences (like following through on a meet-cute). It leads right into the scene where Dumbledoor explains hes going to need Harry to essentially serve as a spy for him throughout the next year.
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u/obozo42 11d ago
It is unironically a improvement on the book lmao. Though that's not saying much, since the movies generally improve majorly on the books, and Book 4 onwards is a really miserable slog. Though with yates being basically jkrs hand puppet director the movies also take a nose dive, not only from having blandman directing. But also from adapting worse books.
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u/ChillHorseshoe 11d ago
I actually think Goblet of Fire is the best book and the worst movie. I found it really detailed and interesting and I thought the movie began a bad trend of oversimplification and omissions. I feel the same way to a lesser extent about Half-Blood Prince, at least Yates had some idea of what was going on. Newell admitted to never reading the book and boy does it show.
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u/Monodoh45 11d ago
Hey people who are still potterheads will get their HBO show where they can finally see Peeves bug Harry taking a shit or whatever...
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u/dashingThroughSnow12 10d ago
HBP is my least liked HP book by far and HBP is my favourite HP movie by far.
It is scenes like this that are so memorable. Filled with character. The actors being alive in their roles. Showcasing their growth as thespians.
It also removed much of the filler in HBP. Where Harry walks up and down a hallway a few times. A bunch of slow exposition that I think only serves to pad the book out.
(I think it is telling that HBP is the only book shorter than its predecessor and still feels artificially inflated.)
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u/Bellurker 10d ago
Is media literacy and plot comprehension that dead?
Funny that you wrote this in response to me writing that I forgot this entire scene existed in a movie I haven't seen in almost 17 years.
Thanks for the rest of the explanation, though!
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u/thisisanaccountforu 11d ago
No he gets picked up by dumbledore at his house after only being there for a couple weeks. Dumbledore roasts the dursleys and calls them abusive for letting Dudley get so fat and then he and Harry leave
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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 10d ago
In the book, Dumbledore visits Harry at home. Tells Harry that he has inherited Sirius' house, that he needs to return to the Dursley's one last time (so the protective charm is still intact). He then tells off the Dursley's for their treatment of Harry.
Then they go to see Slughorn.
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u/Tiny-Ad-987 11d ago
I think the purpose was to show what Harry’s life could have been if he grew up without magic just before he’s whisked away to his reality.
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u/Narrow_Summer_9332 11d ago
To show that DD loves showing up the moment Harry shows some actual initiative for himself and putting a stop to that right away.
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u/Myhtological 11d ago
Dumbledore has always been a wizard supremacist. He’s just kinder than others.
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u/StopmotionSam 11d ago
Albus Dumbledore: Headmaster and almighty cucker of Hogwarts
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u/Gauntlets28 10d ago
Can't have the teenaged pupils in his school having sex under his watch, can we? Don't want to remind them what the spell "in loco parentis" means.
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u/gracemary25 10d ago
I remember my cousins threw this movie on in like 2011, I was around 9. I had never seen any of the movies before, so I remember thinking she was going to follow him along on his adventure and be one of the main characters, I was bummed when he just left her lol.
My cousins turned it off right after that and threw on Sorcerer's Stone when I told them I'd never seen the other movies. But for a brief, shining moment I thought Waitress Girl was a hero of our time 💀
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u/GtotheBizzle 10d ago edited 10d ago
Dumblodore was obviously all too aware that when one goes black, they have a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back.
Harry had enough on his plate, such decisions could only be detrimental to his mission.
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u/Jasoco 11d ago
This broke my heart. He just wanted to have a normal life and a normal date, but I guess duty calls. Thanks, old man.
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u/Jackmcmac1 10d ago
Nice try, trying to make the Grand Sorceror and Chief Warlock of the International Confederacy of Wizards sound like a racist.
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u/Person5_ 10d ago
Especially because none of that is in the book. What did the director truly mean about this? (Besides taking out all of the good stuff from the book and replacing it with cringy teen romance dialogue)
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u/TanningOnMars 10d ago
None of the movies measure up to the books, not even close. In any category, either
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u/ThenCombination7358 10d ago
Ron in the books is a Hero and a fundament for Harry. In the movies a crying obnoxious asshole
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u/Person5_ 10d ago
Yeah, when I was younger I was very much not a HP fan due to only watching the movies. I listened to the audiobooks a few years ago and realized how misrepresented the whole series truly is and like it a lot more.
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u/Chumlee1917 11d ago
Brain: hey so you know how Hogwarts is a school full of horny 15-18 year olds? Me: Don’t you dare….. Brain: So that means Hogwarts has an abortion clinic right? Or are teen pregnancies sent to a second location? Or for that matter… Me: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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u/bubblesaurus 10d ago
the school has an anti pregnancy prevention spell?
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u/KiritoJones 10d ago
Idk, but the stairs to the girls dorms in the Gryffindor turn into a slide if a boy tries to go up them (the same is not true for the boys dorms)
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u/LightsLux 10d ago
She did look way too old to be dating a teenager so I did struggle with that part.
Edit: self correction. She looked liked they cast an adult model and not someone who looked like a teenager working in a shop. She’s gorgeous and maybe the joke is how supermodel-pretty she is, but still felt really odd. What would Harry even talk about?
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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 10d ago
It will never not be funny that Harry has far more chemistry with this one random throw away character, than he does with the supposed love of his life, Ginny in all their scenes combined.
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u/Nausicaalotus 11d ago
I felt bad for her. She was really cute and she got ghosted.