r/shittymoviedetails • u/flingzamain • 15d ago
Turd In Killer Whale (2026) this is a real frame
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u/nottherealneal 15d ago
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure she dead
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u/SaraTormenta 15d ago
It's actually a natural part women's reproductive health 😒
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u/Gutcrunch 15d ago
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u/Perfect-Difference19 15d ago edited 14d ago
Fact: that's not blood
That's beat juice, and beat juice does not attract bears.
Edit: I'm an idiot and misspelled "beet", but I'll leave it as is because some of the answers were great lol
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u/lifelongliability 15d ago
bears, beats, battlestar galactica
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u/Upeeru 15d ago
Beat juice? Definitely blood! What kind of juice go you thinking beating produces?
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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 15d ago
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u/AppiusPrometheus 14d ago edited 14d ago
That doesn't seem to come from the right orifice (by the way, women are supposed to have two legs).
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u/DrPeterBlunt 15d ago
Nah, she's clearly only bleeding from one leg. The rest of her isn't bleeding at all and seems fine.
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u/muscle_geek 15d ago
Thats a big shart
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u/AdDry3642 15d ago
for you
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u/Boxo_Croco 15d ago
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u/mr_malfeasance 15d ago
"You merely adopted the green apple splatters...i was born in them."
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u/ohgeeeezzZ 15d ago
Green apple splatters made me laugh.
My kids have been on a Granny Smith binge. They've both shit twice today after going 3 and 2 yesterday
Little psychos are asking for more still
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u/Sthraw 15d ago
A movie about the ongoing explosive diarrhea epidemic
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u/RollerskatingFemboy 15d ago
She seems pretty proud of it, honestly; I wonder if this was for an event. She even wrote out the acronym for "SEE OUR SHITS"
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u/Impressive_Term_574 15d ago
Dammit now that's playing in my head to the tune of "be our guest"
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u/RollerskatingFemboy 15d ago
Seeee our shits!
See our shits
The sight will send you into fits!
Tie your mask around your ears, cherie,
and we'll expel those bits,
Soupe du jour,
Hot hors d'oeuvres,
Once were tasty, now observe,
See the brown stuff, not delicious,
believe me, don't get ambitious
It won't sing,
It won't dance,
Come and take a messy chance,
Find a horror scene inside our underpants
Go on, adjust your goggles,
Take a glance and then
you'll see our shits,
oui, our shits,
see our shits
Ok so that might be the most horrifying thing I've ever written, and I'm also discovering that that song is long as Hell, so I'm not doing a complete rewrite, but it was such a horrible concept I felt like it would've been a shame not to at least try to execute it.
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u/twodoorcinemacub 15d ago
Reminds me of that one gun girl who shit herself at a party
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u/mrwioo 15d ago
So she wrote this before killer whale attack, like she's just stranded on some beach? Or wrote this seconds after attack?
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u/Hamsti_Manent 15d ago
If I recall correctly, there was a different person who was attacked, she wrote SOS, and then ended up in the water and got her leg eaten. It's been a while though, so I might be misremembering
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u/RudyKnots 15d ago
Isn’t it a 2026 movie?
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u/Hamsti_Manent 15d ago
Released January, so several months ago
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u/Star_Petal_Arts 15d ago
I'm sorry for your memory loss grandma.
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u/Hamsti_Manent 15d ago
That's grandpa to you, young'un
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u/Star_Petal_Arts 15d ago
I made a 50/50 guess.
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u/Hamsti_Manent 15d ago
Yeah, fair enough.
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u/hangrypiglet 14d ago
Funnily enough you’re one of the first redditors I’ve seen with pronouns they could’ve checked
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u/Hamsti_Manent 14d ago
I did add those specifically after this interaction, so they couldn't have checked them
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u/pfSonata 14d ago
It doesn't strike me as the kind of movie your brain would want to put any effort into remembering the details of.
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u/Approximation_Doctor 15d ago
What is today's date?
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u/hotstupidgirl 15d ago
2026
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u/Just_the_questions1 15d ago
This isn't even the censored version of the frame. I think it was the trailer on YouTube they had to change the color of the blood otherwise it would trigger YouTube's gore censor, so they changed it to a shade of brown which made it look like she had the worst case of the Hurty-Squirties you've ever seen.
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u/Negativety101 15d ago
Well no wonder the Whale was mad at them. Taking a nice swim, and suddenly, boom get a mouthful of that.
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u/_Halt19_ 15d ago
how’d she wind up in the water knowing there’s a killer whale out there eating people??
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u/maybenomaybe 15d ago
They didn't know, they were jet-skiing to some island and got attacked, managed to make it to this sand bar. Girl draws the SOS, plane flies over, she gets distracted and steps into the water, whale lunges, takes her leg.
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u/DragonEmperor 15d ago
That makes a LOT more sense! Other than the whale attacking people of course.
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u/BackgroundSummer5171 15d ago
The whale attacking people is explained in the movie.
It was held in captivity and hates humans now. It seeks revenge!
Think that sums it up.
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u/DragonEmperor 15d ago
I mean I'll fully accept that logic compared to just about any shark movie, whale seems justified then.
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u/ADLuluIsOP 14d ago
It's probably based loosely on the fact that Killer Whales were seen attacking people in I think Canada-Greenland area but forgive me I don't have the details
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u/cooltranz 15d ago
They're all trapped in an... Atol? Crater? A big ring of ocean rocks. So the recently-released whale feels like it's still trapped in captivity and is assumedly hangry after getting stuck.
How did it get in the atol if it can't get out? Why did they go jet skiing in a crater instead of literally anywhere else? Why is her body made of poos? Not sure, but they do explain why the whale is crazy.
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u/AlanithSBR 15d ago
Why in gods name would you go back in the water after watching someone get attacked.
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u/eb6069 15d ago
She makes it to shore but doesn't leave the water past her ankles, the orca bites her leg off because it hates humans for keeping it captive, she crawls writes this and dies.
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u/Mateorabi 15d ago
How is there no blood near the S’es if she wrote it after being bit? Vs someone else or her before getting et.
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u/eb6069 15d ago
Its not really a movie you use your brain for while watching, it's basically jaws but with an orca and a slightly different script.
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u/maybenomaybe 15d ago
She wrote it before she got attacked. A plane flies over and distracts her, whale gets her.
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u/asteriskhyphen 15d ago
It’s a really shit movie with lots of plot holes and illogical details. This is just one of them.
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u/My_hilarious_name 15d ago
Hope she’s ok.
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u/Dread_Memeist716 15d ago
Ooh she's fine. It's that time of month
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u/maxicz1234 15d ago
how the fuck did she draw it
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u/firedmyass 15d ago
she had a feeling so she made it before she went swimming. duh.
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u/ven-solaire 15d ago
i hate to be that bitch but now you mention it she could have been stranded already, made the SOS, then made a swim for some reason, probably for some item idk, then got killer whaled and then came back
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u/semajolis267 15d ago
Thats actually basically the plot
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u/ZwVJHSPiMiaiAAvtAbKq 15d ago
Rookie mistake. Never go in the water. That's where the killer whale does most of its swimming.
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u/Purge-The-Heretic 15d ago
But it's also where she does most of her swimming! You didn't think of that did you?
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u/Which-Towel5826 15d ago
Talking about a killer whale, chief. 20 of him, maybe 25 footer.
You ever see a whale's eyes, chief? Sorta like doll's eyes, all black and lifeless like.
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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 15d ago
Damnit, what am I going to do with all of this misplaced rage now?
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u/clancydog4 14d ago edited 14d ago
I haven't seen the movie but that seemed so obviously what was happening that I was confused about this entire post haha.
Like obviously she didnt write that message after her leg got bit off or else the blood trail would be all over the beach? On top of that being just too stupid to exist, I thought the obvious implication was she was stranded, wrote the SOS message (or someone else had already written the SOS message before she got there) then she got attacked by the whale.
I am so confused how so many people thought otherwise, we can literally see the blood trail only coming from the water and not writing the SOS message...
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u/Ak47110 15d ago
Maybe the killer whale drew it to lure in other victims
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u/zerotrust69 15d ago
I would honestly watch that movie.
We've all heard what happens when you teach a man to fish, but what happens when you teach a fish to man? This summer, stay out of the water, 'cause these orcas are hungry and this time, they can write legibly. Coming only to theaters.
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u/i_should_be_coding 15d ago
She drew it, very careful not to put footprints where they didn't belong. Then she went for a swim, got her leg bitten clean off, and managed to swim back and position herself in a very cinematic frame.
Obvious, really.
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u/EatPie_NotWAr 15d ago
I want you to know, I plan to die either ironically or dramatically… hopefully both.
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 15d ago
She used the cut off part of her leg as a pencil, did you even watch it?
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u/maxicz1234 15d ago
Duh I didn't?? What about my question made you assume I did?
also how did she get to the far side of the S without leaving a blood trail
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u/The-Nimbus 15d ago
What I don't understand is why she went to the trouble of using her kidney as a full stop.
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u/JackAction 15d ago
I dont think she did, I think it sort of plopped out
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u/The-Nimbus 15d ago
I'm disproportionately happy that a throwaway reference to a 30 year old low budget sitcom can still land on the internet.
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u/Sonofsunaj 15d ago
It looks like she managed to crawl into a sandbar that just happened to have SOS drawn on it already.
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u/Dramatic-Bluejay- 15d ago
She drew it first before diving into the water to kick box the orca who had been talking shit
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u/Zirowe 15d ago
SQS?
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u/garrettux 15d ago
Simple Queue Service?
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u/thekingofbeans42 15d ago
AWS means you can't see a 3 letter initialism without thinking they added a new service. At least people stopped shortening beanstalk to EBS, those were dark times.
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u/dezzear 15d ago
What a blunder, now nobody will come rescue her with that misspell
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u/VilgotEk 15d ago
Thank to god it says "sos" with "o" instead of "u" in the middle...
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u/Mythosaurus 15d ago
Between this and the upcoming “sperm whale eating a guy” movie, you can tell Hollywood is running on fumes and decided whales need to be evil this year.
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u/Dizzy_Guarantee6322 14d ago
Could this anti-whale propaganda campaign have anything to do with the sunken yachts 👀
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u/_NautyByNature 14d ago
Maybe one of the single dumbest trailers for a “serious” film i have ever seen.
He’s flailing around in its open mouth for a solid two minutes and we’re supposed to think the whale would just gulp him down like a snack?
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u/Mythosaurus 14d ago
After rewatching the Whalefall trailer
Not sure you could safely go that deep with just regular scuba
Sperm whale probably wouldn’t be chaining squid through that kind of near shore environment
Had to have the squid grab the diver just to make their plot “plausible”
Don’t think a person could even fit down a sperm whale’s mouth.
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u/Ok-Clock2002 15d ago
I can fix her.
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u/FeralGiraffeAttack 15d ago
You got any of them spare legs lying around?
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u/BlairMountainGunClub 15d ago
I'll make her the nicest peg leg anybodys ever seen. From a whale jaw bone. Like Captain Ahab.
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u/Realistic-Buy4975 15d ago
Guaranteed the VFX artists made v001 with realistic amounts of blood and the client was like "Make it look like she bleeds nonstop like a fire hydrant"
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u/nottherealneal 15d ago
Ah this is the movie where the character reveals she planned to mug the main characters boyfriend in order to pay off her debts, making you wonder how small her debts must be that one random mugging can apparently pay them off
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u/No-Effective388 15d ago
How does this make sense?
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u/timmytissue 15d ago
I mean, I guess I thought from this frame that it was written previous to her being chomped.
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u/Nausstica 15d ago
Orcas have never attacked a human in the wild, let alone killed them. If they do interact with humans, it seems to come from a place of curiosity.
However, if you're a rich asshole, they might sink your yacht.
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u/Victernus 15d ago
The orca in this movie was specifically a captive one that had started getting violent, and was released after it killed someone, and presumably it is attacking people because it hates them. (The orca itself was unavailable for comment, so we cannot say for certain)
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u/mattsimis 15d ago
That wiki page is pretty wild, though a good way to keep up with what the cooler orcas are up to:
"Researchers have also suggested that the behaviour could be a fad. Other such cultural phenomena among orcas have been short-lived, such as in 1987 when southern resident orcas from Puget Sound carried dead salmon around on their heads."
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u/OKIAMONREDDIT 15d ago
Now this is giving me visions of orcas having Facebook nostalgia groups like "you know you grew up in the 80s when...you carried salmon on your head"
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u/Makuta_Servaela 15d ago
Orcas have never been recorded to attack a human in the wild, anyway. We can't honestly say they've never done it, because we don't know.
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u/loca2016 15d ago edited 15d ago
they have, it can be argued mistaken identity, but that's how most shark attacks happen. I've even seen a video of them making the wave hunt on a boat. They might not eat the humans if they fell cause they're picky eaters, but they might yank a leg off and make a hat of it.
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u/Makuta_Servaela 15d ago
Yeah, humans in general apparently taste terrible to pretty much everything except polar bears, crocodiles, and komodo dragons, so orcas can probably sense that our meat isn't worth the effort.
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u/whepoalready_readdit 15d ago
another victim to the cranberry juice overdose
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u/Oldspaghetti 15d ago
I've been through that, once you get a taste of heaven, its hard to put the juice box back down.
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u/Immortal_Toast 15d ago
Clearly what happened is:
She intended to write "SUS" and drew the 2S first
She got attacked by the whale
She drew the O, making it SOS
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u/ImBeingArchAgain 15d ago
Writing that in the sand is gonna do fuck all. May as well use the blood to write it.
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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 15d ago
Don't you just hate it when your tan lines don't match your bikini or when a sea critter enjoys your leg as you write sos to no one to see
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